ZeroLyfe

106869 pts ยท October 30, 2017


The gas pumps near me tell a completely different story.

9 hours ago | Likes 117 Dislikes 1

Dammit, I'm also a nerd.

9 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I bought this CD right after it came out and this song is one of the rare examples where the radio edit is superior to the CD release.

13 hours ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

14 hours ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Hardon

19 hours ago | Likes 69 Dislikes 0

Jesse doesn't seem to know that just because you've read something doesn't mean that you understand it.

1 day ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I love butterscotch.

1 day ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

You can take the church out of the pastor but you can't take the pastor out of the kids.

1 day ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

The kind that pops real loud when you bite it.

1 day ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Minecraft, fuck yeah.

1 day ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Not really cheat codes but a few months ago i was cleaning out some old boxes and found a notebook that I had been keeping for solving the puzzles in Riven. Farther in there was also a bunch of pages with lists of city names and trade goods with prices that I had been keeping from when I played Freelancer.

2 days ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

#1 Then I'll meet them on the field of battle with my dragon.

2 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Actual police: Sorry, we misspoke, that should have been "utmost disregard"

2 days ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

She's living her best life like she's in a MMORPG where you can do anything you want.

2 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

He seems to be looking past the clock though. I bet he's thinking "I don't have time for this shit."

2 days ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I'm failing this class. Guess I'll just have to go to summer school and then repeat the class next year.

2 days ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

The hungry guy at the Waffle House that's been waiting 45 minutes for his pancakes.

4 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Don't go randomly opening things that are locked.

4 days ago | Likes 249 Dislikes 1

4 days ago | Likes 39 Dislikes 0

around 100

4 days ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

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You forgot to use the c-clamps didn't you.

4 days ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Odd name for an alligator.

4 days ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Narrator: He did not dress for the slide.

4 days ago | Likes 365 Dislikes 2

Get all your ducks in row, or else.

5 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He played Merlin in Top Gun.

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Fuck the police, also please help.

5 days ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Would be funny if that wasn't the wasn't the easter bunny but just a couple of furries that worked at the whitehouse that they had stand in for the pics.

5 days ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

That's actually a special tool for use in the bathroom so that when you are taking a shit you can easily cut in half your baguette to share with your friend in the next stall over.

5 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0