ZeroFactorial

1187 pts ยท February 18, 2015


Just until you find that your MIL trained the dog to unplug it; the next level move.

4 years ago | Likes 220 Dislikes 0

The pollen is a real experience. Born in Cali and never had spring before XP

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Technically speaking, a sponge on the end of a supersoaker would count as a bayonet

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

*gluten-intolerant: not gluten free; my bad!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ah: I had been mislead! Fermented barley doesn't mean beer. Checked their website: thanks! Good to know for future gluten free friends!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

True Fact: Mike's hard lemonade is actually beer, just doused in sugar. If he was "allergic to beer", he would have vomited on his Mike's.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I recommend being a barback at any of the bars in downtown. I know Romano's just opened up in DTR, and could need some people still.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why didn't they just drive through the other end?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I wonder if other species value symmetry the way we do?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Didn't see that coming. Way to stick to your convictions even when it was hard to do so.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Cat's eat birds. At least in the cartoons. Say goodbye to your finger

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Wait... You mean you eat it to clean out your colon?? I thought it was stick shaped so.. Oh

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I don't know what I am looking at but I feel as though I want it in my mouth.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nice Rack.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

wut

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

SUMMER/RICK 2020: Giving it to ya

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Studios often leave sets pre-built in large sound stages, so it is entirely reasonable this was shot in the same place.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Repost, currently on the front page.

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 13

The right message sent to the wrong person is the wrong message; this is nothing but angst.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

They do that to wait for the right time to land; you wouldn't want it to come too early!

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Bun-cow

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The fact I can get it right away with a new phone case you want me too I have a great way of saying it would mean so so happy to see.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I would eat gummy worms given the same treatment.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

How far do you have to walk before it hatches?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

And yet all I can think is how the world is on fire and I am powerless.

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

This has been posted many times. Title isn't enough to warrant a repost.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Would double tap!

9 years ago | Likes 44 Dislikes 0

The solstices are determined by periodic tilting of the earth, and thus are symmetric; the north's longest day is the south's shortest.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I just gave this the 645th upvote. We are so close people.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1