My top 10 Favorite "BITCH, SIT DOWN!" PIMP SLAPPING REPLIES ON SOCIAL MEDIA

May 21, 2017 4:42 PM

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Don't fuck with J.K. Rowling

Youths can be so inconsiderate

Arnold Schwarzenegger defends the Special Olympics

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PART # 2 - http://imgur.com/gallery/2cPPI

Twitter is retarded. As a non-Twitter user, the punchline is the first part you read. Why is it like that? Fix it!!!

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

This pleases me

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Adam Saleh needs to be banned from travelling and get a punch in the face. Lying dipshit who trying to make drama all the time.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I like Rowling but her attack on a certain YouTuber was dumb... And stupid...

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 3

NippyKindLangur

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not all disabilities are visible.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Just because you're a veteran, doesn't mean you're entitled to a job you're not qualified for...

8 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 8

Many, many people don't hire veterans because they are worried about PTSD, and a clash in culture. The unemployment rate among vets is high

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

#2 of course people in free countries can talk about politics. People in free countries can also say what the original commenter said too

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Yeah, Mark.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yeah, even if that dude drank 13 beers, that ain't shit...

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

#2 Harry was NOT a nerd

8 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 4

Yeah, Harry and Ron were jocks.

8 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 2

And did he ever once tranfigure a human into a frog? Or anyone into anything?

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

The only human to be transfigured was Malfoy by MadEye

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

#1 Yeah, not sure what his opinion of our military is if he thinks the only job 10,000 veterans can get is at a fucking Starbucks.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

The whites are generally the dumber of the whites while the minorities are generally the more intelligent of the minorities.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 3

Well, there *are* at least 8800 veterans who have settled on such... ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You should start shitting your pants when Arnold says "it's a teachable moment' to you.

8 years ago | Likes 646 Dislikes 11

I 100% would take a teachable moment from Arnold Schwarzenegger to heart (hopefully not because I was being a douche like that other guy)

8 years ago | Likes 43 Dislikes 3

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

And yet, he didn't address the point the guy made.

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 50

Because the point the guy made was invalid.

8 years ago | Likes 41 Dislikes 6

Not really. I mean, he's a dick but he's not wrong. The "special" Olympics just have a different goal, which is the real answer.

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 29

1) he insulted the contestants. Yeah, they don't have the most neutral horsepower (and you and me ain't Stephen Hawking either), but why

8 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 2

would he randomly be a cunt about it for no reason? People who went on Paralympic photos and comment "lol ur crippled" would get the same

8 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Ad hominem fallacies invalidate arguments.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

Apparently.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

Thanks for playing, but even if I call you a moron for being wrong doesn't make you right. Prime example of the 'fallacy fallacy'.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

This is a brilliant pun btw! invalid1 ˈɪnvəlɪd/ noun 1. a person made weak or disabled by illness or injury.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

#6 i'm handicapped (almost blind) and thinks special olympics is kinda sad i'd rather see them compete with valid people, even if 1/2

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

it means crushing defeat each time. This feels like booby prize. 2/2

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

You do know that you, me, and other disabled people are also considered "valid" by many, many people, right?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

but you arent, hence why you have your own olympics

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 3

Fortunately yes i do!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I really like Arnold's "no one will ever remember you" comment. That is just cutting. And appropriate.

8 years ago | Likes 1387 Dislikes 16

That hit me a little close. I just love harassing people sometimes.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

well i could be wrong but the point of trolling is to stir the pot and get a reaction and arnold rose to the bait in my eyes

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 5

When a man who immigrated to another country, became famous for working out, married a celebrity and then became royalty talks, you listen.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I thought his comeback was going to be Hollywood cheesy but it was pretty spot on.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"I don't wanna be remembered, I wanna be forgotten" - George Costanza, and me

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ironically it was pure ad hominem, the Governator actually had no comeback.

8 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 4

To be fair, its hard to have a comeback from something that just sounds like a bigot grandpa after a case of beers.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

I was gonna point that out but I figured I'd get downvoted to Hell. Godspeed.

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 3

I don't think Arnie was trying to have a logical debate.

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

I read his comment in his voice in my head.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Except all the times this has been reposted so that guys memory lives on!

8 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 3

As an asshole who got destroyed by compassion and logic. Lol

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Their username's been hidden. The memory of an asshole lives on but there are a lot of assholes and that specific one is unremembered.

8 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

That actually made a lot of sense.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Why are people so afraid of being forgotten? It happens to everyone eventually and it doesn't even matter since you'll be dead :/

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 3

Who are you?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's because we all feel the end of our existence crawling ever so slowly but with each passing moment so near. (1)

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Hiding in the shadows like a murderer waiting for its prey. We need to be remembered because when we are forgotten, we truly have died. (2)

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Haha, just kidding, it's because we feel like special snowflakes and we need attention.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

It's a nice burn but considering the person it's like shooting a missile at a rock. Yeah you blew it up, but it makes zero difference one...

8 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 2

Scars come in many forms. Even the most meaningful things can be influenced by the most meaningless things.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

way or another because all you did was blow up a rock of no consequence and the rock doesn't give two shits because it's a rock.

8 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 2

It WAS Arnold Fucking Shcwarzeneggar though. Thats gotta hurt extra hard.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

I wonder whether it was really Arnie, though. Or perhaps one of his social media people whatchayacallthem... Assistants.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Either way its coming from "him" and thats a bigger deal than getting "burned" by some random SJW.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It had his constant low grade egotism, so I believe it really could have been him.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Am i the only one who read it in his voice?

8 years ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 0

Great. Now I have to read it again.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sad.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I did so out loud in my best impression just cause it's fun to do.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I really love how simple and concise Jimmy Kimmel's was.

8 years ago | Likes 40 Dislikes 0

That - Doesnt - Mean They - Know - What - They're - Talking - About

8 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 22

Fair point. Anyone CAN about politics. It doesn't mean they actually know anything. They just are free to speak.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Okay? Its a direct response to people stupidly saying 'stay out of politics' to famous people saying shit they don't like.

8 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 5

“Stay out of politics” is not proscription, it's an advice. A well deserved one in Rowling's case.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 9

She's an excellent author; how does that relate to politics?I might be an excellent swimmer but that doesn't mean I can write books.Where...

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

...did this notion come from that achieving excellence in one field gives you status in another?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Public figures actually do have different standards of what they can say. They have a much bigger audience and owe it to that audience to be

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 5

Accurate with their opinions. JK Rowlings words have more power than "john doe" so she needs to be more careful with them.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 5

They don't owe anybody anything TBH. She has the right to her opinions, you have to right to disagree or don't.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

You are correct but more influentual people do need to be more careful because sheep will blindly follow them.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 4

That inconsiderate youth might be pregnant.

8 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 1

Or have arthritis, lupus, degenerative disc disease, fibromyalgia, or any gazillions of other things.

8 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 1

It's never lupus.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#3 so... Younger people are unable to be disabled? Or is "elderly" lady just being rude?

8 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 1

If I remember right, the Wendy's Refrigerator guy killed his account after that burn

8 years ago | Likes 132 Dislikes 2

I don't Twitter...Tweet...whatever...but I want to find Wendy's social media person and give them a hug.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Unfortunately, he didn't. Even more unfortunate, he's as much of a douche, if not more than his tweets towards Wendy's implied.

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I choose to believe this truth.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

ah like how RedRising deleted his comment when I pointed out he was homophobic

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 114 Dislikes 1

Tyson is such an ass but idk if he really tweeted that.

8 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 1

Had a good laugh just reading through those replies. +1

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Verification check marks? Is that how they work? I forgot.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 3

Photoshop is a thing.

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 2

I am aware of that. Irrelevant. Why would one photoshop out a verification check?

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

I don't really use twitter so I don't know what that is any way.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Because he didn't have one yet probably https://twitter.com/neiltyson/status/704330815321210884?lang=en

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

these were great, but my favourite will always be myspace tom's twitter burn

8 years ago | Likes 3920 Dislikes 21

So "Fuck you, i'm rich" is the best comeback ever? Fucking classist scumbag

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 9

It's great but it also makes my heart hurt.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I don't use the term "Savage" often...but...that was Savage.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Absolutely Barbaric.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 55 Dislikes 1

Sold it, so it's not "his space" anymore. Twitter handle should be @other'sspacetom.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

Burn so sick it made me feel bad

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Somewhat related: He goes by myspacetom on Instagram and actually posts some REALLY cool photography. Highly recommend you follow him.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's true i aways hope for half days

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

OUch that second part hurt me more than it should have

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What a stuck up way to make a comeback

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 4

"I cashed out on a failed service, so I'm entitled to give you advice and shit on you if you doubt my creds." Yeah, I see why it's so good.

8 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 17

More like, I created and sold a successful company for $580 million, then the new owner couldn't keep it alive like I did. Pretty credible

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 3

MySpace had been stagnating for awhile. Tom wasn't the right person to lead the transformation it needed, so he did the right thing & sold.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He responded with a rude comment with a rude comment but this offends you how?

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

One of these guys had a valid point. The other one basically did this:

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 4

And Tom wasn't even why MySpace fell apart. It didn't start its decline until *after* Murdoch bought it.

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

It started the decline before, and Tom & Co realized they weren't the right people to transform it, so they did the right thing & sold.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

There's witty comebacks and then there's punching down.

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

What I want to know is who thought buying MySpace for 580 million was a good idea?

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Rupert Murdoch! Poor (rich) guy

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Pocket money for him.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As somebody slaving away and praying for half days off, I both respect and loathe his comeback.

8 years ago | Likes 217 Dislikes 4

it's like the guy with the concealed weapon. You don't want to make him use it on you, but if he does, you probably deserve it.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Mostly because with all that money he could afford an acting class or two.

8 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 1

He must have thought "Do i get better at acting or do i retire like a boss". This thought only lasted 2 seconds.

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

yeah, people dont try to lie to themselves...like ice cube.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Should have taken the 10 million, Richard.

8 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

MOTHERFUCK

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

A million dollars isn't cool. You know what is cool?

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 195 Dislikes 1

dodd got stabbed

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

BURN NOTICE! *swell with accurate methodologies*

8 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

God i miss this show. At least we'll have a psych movie soon

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Fucking love burn notice

8 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

One of my favorite shows. I literally haven't finished it on Netflix yet because I kinda don't want it to end :)

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

The ending is great. Enjoy!

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

You know what? I don't watch TV anymore. I forgot this series existed. I may just watch it again. Thanks for the reminder!

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I had seen this guy only once before on another show. Had no idea how talented he was til I watched "Burn Notice."

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

*ugh* where am I? Miami!

8 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

Mee-yami! Worst accent ever.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

She dropped it later on, thank god. Or maybe they forced her to?

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

If I remember correctly, she hated doing the accent, so she stopped.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

One of the most pleasing and awesome shows I have seen

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Duuuude. Was that the show with Ash as one of the side characters? That was a cool show.

8 years ago | Likes 42 Dislikes 1

People exist that haven't seen burn notice?! I can't live on this world anymore. TAKE ME AWAY ELON!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's the one!

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

It's on Netflix

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Fucking fantastic show

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Just started watching it. Holy shit it's so much better than we expected.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Really though, it's funny how people often equate selling with failure.

8 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 3

Last I checked, MySpace failed. Selling it didn't make it any less of a failure in the end. And it's a pretty good reason to question (1/2)

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 5

whether we should trust someone who's giving us dubious advice. (2/2)

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 4

Except didn't it fail -after- it was sold? So it was the new owners who couldn't keep it from failing.

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Especially when the sell was for over half a billion dollars; which could become billions with smart investing. Tom's winning all the (1)

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 3

way. And not the fucked up Charlie Sheen kind of winning.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

Am I the only one that read Arnold's reply in his voice?

8 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 3

I read it in his terminator's voice. Only way to go.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The comment was so eloquently written it was a bit hard.

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Guilty

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

AGGGAHH AAA! GEHT INTO DA CHAPPA

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nope. Me, too.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Would like to see more of these, is there a dump somewhere?

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 2

r/quityourbullshit

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Be the change you want to see in the world

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Damn.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Being disabled can mean asthma, can look healthy but not be. Being old isn't being disabled.

8 years ago | Likes 58 Dislikes 3

She's not claiming complaining because of some disability, she's bitching because she's "old".

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This is my nightmare - my mobility issues aren't obvious.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Yep my GF is only 24 and gets dirty looks and comments because she doesn't look disabled. But she has cerebral palsy.

8 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 0

Do you give your girlfriend dirty looks? IfyaknowwhatImean.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

To be fair, she does seem to have a mental illness...

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Bless Jimmy Kimmel

8 years ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 5

If only Huffington Post knew how hypocritical they are.

8 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

They do though.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They're as morally self-righteous as the hardcore religious right. Horseshoe politics.

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 4

''what about the empty seat behind you?'' https://media1.giphy.com/media/yVvxErmyUki4w/giphy.gif

8 years ago | Likes 194 Dislikes 7

This is art.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

literally telling the bitch to sit down

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

thiswillmakeafineadditiontomycollection.jpg

8 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Why would you even brag about drinking bud light

8 years ago | Likes 450 Dislikes 8

Because the people around you are cunts who make fun of you for not drinking any alcohol at all and sticking to soda instead.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

There also appears to be 2 empty bottles

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Or about drinking only 13 beers all night and still having a hangover the next day. 13 isn't a little bit it ain't a lot

8 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 7

Yeah like I'll have a nice buzz at that point but I'm not blacking out or anything

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

At first I thought the three with a red ring around the top were cherry Pepsi.

8 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Same

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Lack of familiarity with other beer? I once heard someone order Bud Lite in an Irish pub. I'd have thrown him out if I were the bartender.

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 24

what you usually do in those cases is just serve him whatever you have and know you did him good

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 8

The bartenders don't give a fuck

8 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

So what? Not everybody gives a fuck about beer

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

some people dont actually like the taste of "real beer" so they prefer something light

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Step one: be in high school.

8 years ago | Likes 43 Dislikes 1

*4 of them. BadASS

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well, i guess its still a step up in the coolness-scale from drinking lemonade at a party.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I don't particularly like the taste of any beer, but I've heard bud light referred to as sex in a canoe.

8 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 3

More like sex in a bathroom.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Do... Do you not get the joke...?

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

Think about what you would be near in a bathroom.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Think about having sex in a canoe: "it's fucking close to water"

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 3

The joke, because you assholes don't understand puns, is that it's fucking close to water. Fuck you both for ruining the joke.

8 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 3

It's a light beer that non-beer snobs drink at social events. It's never been considered to be a beer with "outstanding taste."

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

You don't get the joke either!

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Ah dammit

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Watered down Clydesdale piss.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You know, I never thought about it that way, but now I will never forget, that's why the horses were such a big deal...

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Now getting older, it's pretty the opposite... ("no I was not drunk last nite for sue")

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Also that's not even that much

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I drank that many yesterday in an hour and then mowed the lawn and made dinner and then had a normal evening. Shit is flavored water

8 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 4

Different people have different tastes.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

True. Shit was gross, but it was free.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I like all sorts of beers, I can enjoy a double IPA, a chocolate stout, a hefeweizen (not as much) or a bud light (still not coors light)1/2

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But Coors regular, yes. Just depends on what sounds good at the time. I don't think it makes me any less of a man or less refined. (2/2)

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I would say it's more of it being cheap than the flavor. It's $12 for a 30 rack or $12 for a 6 pack of Corona. It being cheap also 1/2

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

helps when playing wisest wizard. 2/2

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Or generally about drinking? That's Jr High shit.

8 years ago | Likes 183 Dislikes 2

Adults don't drink to fit in, or to brag on social media. We drink because we have to.

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 2

This is so true and yet I have an cousin who is well into his 30's that still post shit like this every other day.

8 years ago | Likes 42 Dislikes 0

I brag when I make myself a hot chocolate. That shit takes real effort!

8 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 1

A hot chocolate needs sprinkles of love here and there. That shit REALLY takes effort!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

But seriously! Stirring in all the powder without getting it all over the counter is a challenge!

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

You boil the milk and put it in the licuadora and done

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

instant doesn't count.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

My trick is to just add a 'lil splash of milk and mix the sugar and cocoa into a brownie-batter consistency before adding the rest.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Oh shit oh shit oh shit, someone pissed off the Terminator, John Matrix, Dutch, Conan and John Kimble, all in the same comment !!!!

8 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 5

and Gordy Brewer, John "The Eraser" Kruger", Ivan Danko as well.

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Oh shit oh shit oh shit

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

And fucking Turbo Man!

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Oh damn, anyone but him!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Elderly lady. Lol. She is like 50. She needs the exercise.

8 years ago | Likes 2437 Dislikes 24

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8 years ago (deleted May 23, 2017 4:00 AM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

Bad day at school huh?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

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8 years ago (deleted May 22, 2017 5:11 AM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

Don't get bitter, get better

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I bet when someone gets up to let her sit she starts sreaming that she's not old and that they are awfully rude.

8 years ago | Likes 47 Dislikes 1

/a/WM9yD

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

You are shameless. It's a prioritised seat and their tickets were probably student fares. Was there a bag on that "empty" seat? Research it.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 6

Invisible disabilities are also a thing. I know two people under 20 with chronic conditions limiting their ability to stand for long periods

8 years ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 1

I thought Jeff Goldblum got a sex change.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Just look at her face,.. You can tell "Being offended" is her full time job. Hope she gets herpes from the hand-hold.

8 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

she looks like a late 40's lesbian

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

She's more like 60, but yeah, my mom is 67 and still wouldn't embarrass herself like that woman did. Also, did she ask to sit? Just ask.

8 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

the texture of the text looks fake as fuck though

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

She looks like a 30 year old with silver-dyed hair. Should everyone with a prosthetic leg wear a skirt for her?

8 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 1

I can smell the entitlement stench here.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Her eyes are fucked

8 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 2

Meanwhile, I offer my seat on the bus to 80-y old men walking with a cane, and they insist on standing. Each coin has 2 sides.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

but muh feelings!

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I skimmed the picture and was half expecting the reply to be "that's me and I'm not elderly". Silver hair trend and all that.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think this is one of those cases where someone gets angry for another group.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Her post is less "poor me" and more "goddamn Millennials".

8 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

Looks like Jeff Goldblum

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Maybe she cannot see it due to a blind spot from her obvious vision problem? /jk

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Question: are those seats 'that' reserved? Thought you can sit on them as long as no one's standing

8 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 1

Generally you use them, and when someone who needs them gets on, you give them the seat. Standard UK courtesy.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Not that reserved. They're the nearest to the doors so handy for elderly/disabled. People get up or scoot up if someone needs/asks.

8 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

You get up if someone noticeably old or with a cane comes by. But anyone anywhere can give their seat, so... Otherwise, welcome to the T.

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

On all the public transportation I have taken, that is how things work.

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

While I think she's a right cunt, it is a dick move to sit in the handicap spots if there are other seats available.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 5

Maybe there were no other free seats when they were sitting down?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That's true but also you don't know if those girls are disabled or not

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

She also set up a GoFundMe for her trip from London to Malaysia. Her name is Nooraini Mydin.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

So she's probably stronger and more athletic than either of the ladies behind her. I'm starting to suspect she isn't the one who posted that

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

https://i.gyazo.com/3293d776dff4f192f5912e6b57976969.png She seems to do it often, including a pic of someone labeled "Twit" for a backpack.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Odd Britishisms aside, you should take off backpacks on crowded public transport. It allows more people to stand.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

She should talk, say why she needs to sit down, not act like an anus. The reason why she doesn't speak is obvious.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

I read two instalments, she is a born complainer and is jealous of her friends who had better financial life plans than hers. Life owes her

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Another issue is, regardless of age. There IS an empty seat behind her, looks like she got on and took a selfie just because those girls 1/2

8 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

Maybe a bag was on the "empty" seat.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

Was on his back, it's on the twitter I showed a screenshot of

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

They're women. I'm referring to the three women.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I thought it was another part I commented on, I'm sorry for the confusion. Not used to mobile Imgur

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

were in a seat she didn't want them in, you can tell it was just a random let me take a selfie since two of the women were staring at her

8 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Even if you try to give up your seat you might accidentally insult someone by implying they're "elderly"

8 years ago | Likes 124 Dislikes 3

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8 years ago (deleted May 23, 2017 8:48 AM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

This lady can give the stink eye to two different people at the same time. #lazyeye

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Yep, tried to offer my seat to a hunched-over, white-haired old lady who looked about 85. She went ballistic and yelled at me for offering.

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Agreed. I usually make a move to indicate that I'm ready to give up a seat, but rarely do so unless asked, or unless they're trembling

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

like, if I can see a person having difficulty standing, they better not be offended if I offer them my seat.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And she seems like the kind of lady that would post a bitchy post about them insulting her when they offered her a seat

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

She's not even close to elderly. There must be another much older woman not pictured.

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Maybe but still, empty seat right there

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My arthritis isn't visible. Got yelled at for using the handicapped seating on a bus once. Pulled my Medicaid card, "Bitch I *AM* disabled."

8 years ago | Likes 57 Dislikes 0

Then the whole carriage clapped

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Where I'm from nobody gives two shits unless an actually handicapped person is actively denied a seat.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"You've activated my trap card!"

8 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

"You're too young to have arthritis!" Tell that to my knees on the days I can't walk asshooooole

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I'm 35, have had arthritis symptoms since I was 23, my sister has had them since 16.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Once got yelled at for taking a scooter, was told how lazy I was...I Was driving it to my grandfather, who is missing both legs. XD

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

And just cause someone is young doesn't mean they can't be disabled.

8 years ago | Likes 360 Dislikes 5

Sickest I've ever felt was when I was about 2 months pregnant and not showing. Of course pregnancy doesn't count if you're not showing...

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Or even just hurt. I couldn't stand for long periods, let alone on a bus, after I had abdominal surgery a few years back

8 years ago | Likes 58 Dislikes 0

fuck even if youre not hurt. my grandfather would die before accepting a seat. others would be insulted if you imply theyre incapable >

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

> my philosofie has become "if youre incapable of asking for a seat you dont want one"

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Even though I look completely able-bodied, I was standing when I had that seizure. Got a bad concussion when I went down.

8 years ago | Likes 77 Dislikes 2

I have seizures all the time and I get worried that someone is going to take a picture of me like this one day

8 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

if she can stand confidently on a moving bus and take a outstretched arm selfie, bitch is fine

8 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 1

Just playing devil's advocate, some disabilities make it difficult to stand for long periods. But yeah, age is not a disability.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I have a dicky knee sometimes though I'm young. It was hurting one day, so I decided to sit on those front side seats on the bus so (1/2)

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I could stretch it a little when possible. They weren't disabled seats, but they're close to the door. Some old woman started yelling at me!

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yep. An old woman on a bus yelled at me saying I should give her my seat. The seat on my wheelchair... People be crazy.

8 years ago | Likes 46 Dislikes 1

She thought you were lying about needing a wheelchair? Wtf

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That's happened too, but this time, the woman thought she could sit in my chair whilst i stood for a bit and then give it back.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

She thought you could stand??? Wtf someone's wheelchair is what allows them to go about their lives, you don't ask for someone's legs

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

You could say the same about the young girls occupying the seats already. Im 21 but I've had seizures on the bus so I take the disabled seat

8 years ago | Likes 48 Dislikes 7

Thinks that was exactly what they were saying.

8 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 0

I didn't mean to imply they necessarily were. I was speaking generally, but I can see now how it could look that way.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 5

There's no such thing as disabled seats on the tube. They are for those less able to stand.

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Our metro system announcements say, "...seniors and people with disabilities".

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I think it just means to include anyone who may need to sit. Injured, pregnant, unwell or whatever.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

That's implied but not technically what's said. It really should just be "move for those that need it more".

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Or just because you can't see their disability doesn't mean it doesn't exist. I get treated like shit because only I can see my blindness.

8 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

Well, you can't really _see_ it though, can you?

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I've already said too much. The blind community will kill me if I tell any more secrets.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I am onto you!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Most 50 year old women I know would smack the shit out if me I called them elderly

8 years ago | Likes 98 Dislikes 0

50s pretty old

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 44

I don't really disagree with you, and i think humans will to 150.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Maybe if you live below the poverty line in Somalia or something it is...

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Not anymore. Maybe it was in the 1800s.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Nope

8 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

I remember when I turned 50 I thought I was old, but I outgrew that feeling pretty quickly.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Dude, it's HALF WAY given the way our life expectancy is going.

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

Eeeeh.. Not really. highest life expectancy is 87 for women in Japan. That said, it's still far from old

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

its 15 years from retirement. so basically we spend 40% of our lifes retired?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 8

Yes.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yes. Start saving.

8 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0