Zeffner

14634 pts · May 19, 2014


I play the viola. Anyone else play the viola?

When people are talking about the ‘match last night’ I always ask ‘oh, what sport are you talking about?’.

10 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Oi we didn’t have to wait long for that.

1 year ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

Twitter is really good for gay porn tho

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Is that the prologue of Portal 2?

1 year ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

They knew he*

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No in this case, they knew they would pardon himself, rendering any sentence void. (I don’t know if a pardon also cancels the charges, but it at least cancels the sentence). This way, the charges stay and there is non sentence to pardon.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah I think you treat all of the 34 charges separately first, and then you get a sentence covering everything as a group.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He could appeal if he was in any way adversely affected, which means any type of sentence/fine/community service

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

So someone explained this to me like this: they found him guilty of the crimes. Had they given him a sentence, he would be able to appeal and that risks overturning the finding in the first court to “not guilty”. Now, since there was no punishment/sentence, they have nothing appeal (as there is no “adverse decision” to appeal), so he will forever be the president who was also a criminal. Still sucks, but yeh

1 year ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 1

I carry my music stand in a bag for this reason.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

First thing I found out was it’s pronounced Kiribass

2 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 0

Please don’t ever book the emergency exit row in an airplane.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You cats have real ‘the 3 Powerpuff girls’ vibes

2 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Locusts are not packed in the cube. There’s plenty of around them. I can find any specific numbers, but I’d imagine it’s less than 1% locust and more than 99 % air.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What did the superior tell you?

2 years ago | Likes 109 Dislikes 1

There’s also a pedestrian crossing where the two other cars are coming. At least in Europe that means you do not have the right of way.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I thought loose change = tip for the cleaners?

2 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

“Refugio Manuel Jimenez Jr. pled guilty to involuntary manslaughter and two counts of recklessly causing a fire to an inhabited structure. He will also get one year in jail, two years of felony probation, and 200 hours of community service.

Angela Renee Jimenez pled guilty to three misdemeanor counts of recklessly causing a fire to the property of another. She will have to serve one year of summary probation and complete 400 hours of community service.”

2 years ago | Likes 76 Dislikes 1

If the paleontologists are paid top dollar, why do they all dress like that? Check-mate, Christians.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Did they sculp the heads and just leave all of the rock debris on the slope below?

2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

There’s studies showing that the orphan crushing machine is helping the economy, so maybe we should listen to both sides before junping to conclusions.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Dear lawd Simon is a handsome guy.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The Lion (there are no other lions so the Lion cannot be a regent)

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Took me until the tires clipped into eachother to realise it was a computer simulation. It’s a slow day.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Remember you can still drink beer if you are in a fan zone, or if you paid for a 20.000 GBP hospitality box.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

If being at a women’s right protest negatively affects your ability to get a job, it is not a boss you want to work for anyway.

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0