WrittenDecree

1733 pts ยท July 11, 2014


John See? Naw!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Most people actually lose them before being able to finish them.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Literally scrolled down to upvote this because I knew it would be here.

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

I'm STILL waiting!!!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Gonna get downvoted by both brainwashed antivaxxers and people who cannot see that science isn't always right. Search Japan MMR for starters

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Vaccines do work, and they do not lead to autism. However this info-comic does not properly explain the risks. Do your own research.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 9

The tortoise sure has changed a lot since the first time I heard the story.

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

#9 - Pulling... it... off...!

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

3# is the most confusing too. I was under the impression that what women wear is NOT a sign of looking for sex.

10 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

You force me, a 35 year old heterosexual male to cry out in anger when this post did not end with you in the same outfit. =(

10 years ago | Likes 49 Dislikes 1

This happens to me all the time. +1

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 3

Divorce sucks. Then I got my hopes up over a box of kittens.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The same type of person who thinks a push up is a stretch...

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He's done a great job of bringing back our childhood & setting it up to move forward. if you did not enjoy the new film. You're not a fan!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And he said no? Get that kid a Thug Life overlay.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Your mistake is thinking that superhuman physical ability is greater than intelligence. Batman would be prepared.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I literally LOL'd on this one. Thanks for making my day a bit better.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Batman is very rich and resourceful. What do you think the odds are that he can get Kryptonite? Sounds like Superman is screwed...

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Was going to say the same thing.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Still have no idea how massive those trees are. Banana scale would have been useful here. =(

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Things your ex-wife says for 500 Alex.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Something's slightly off in this picture. FOUND IT - Surgical Gloves!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My ex-wife said the same thing...

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah...you're gonna be able to cut that thing with a plastic knife...on a paper plate...on your lap.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

To be fair, they're usually calling them extremists before they invade.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Sorry Ben & Jerry's...for the first time since my divorce I have a date.

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Yeah, let's go over this. Subtle hints...do not work. Strong hints...do not work. Obvious hints...do not work. Just trying to help.

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Boys would have had someone make it for them...

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I am left..unsatisfied!

11 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 2