It's almost time, you sick bastards

Hello darkness, my old friend

I've come to talk with you again,

Because a vision softly creeping

Left its seeds while I was sleeping,

And the vision...

That was planted in my brain

Still remains

Within the sound of silence.

My birthday is Feb 21st, if this post goes viral in the many hopes that it does not, check back here in the description, 5pm CST for the nightmare fuel that is my fat ass in this tiny little shirt

*All updates have been removed due to Imgur's 24 hour suspension for "sexually explicit material"