UpDownLeftRyan

5970 pts · May 30, 2014


Nugs nots drugs! If anyone sees this send me Pizza...or nudes, your choice, I'm easy... I just wanna do hood rat stuff with my friends.

#6 I don’t know if I’ve ever seen a blonde Jesus like

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Crazy how nature do dat

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Red next to yellow , cuddly fellow. Red next to black , step the fuck back.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

How do you titillate an ocelot ?... oscillate it’s tit a lot

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#15 Avocado Pizza Water obviously

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Who knows , tune in to find out !

8 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Full of old nuns

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#4 A coronary bypass surgery costs $20 at my house but you probably ain’t surviving.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Reaper...

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Well that’s not how you play hide and seek . There’s your problem

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

For some reason the bit where he ruined your new dress you bought specially made me really sad. Hope it all gets better for you .

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Well it ain’t Bob Marley !

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Damn she didn’t age a day

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

I’m 6ft 2inches , and that’s two measurements...

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

R/notgayporn

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They have 2 expressions ; guilty or "do what you must i've already one"

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

WAit... you're telling me he isn't actually on a date with himself!?

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

No one has ever got passed this wall in 8 million years, one dragon and 3 minutes later...

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Hes making clones

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is it just the attractive ones we hear about or what?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You seem to be under the impression I have skill and/or talent.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

As a ginger ...yes.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

1930s is where it's at !

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I told them it means peace how cool is that

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And then kids like Cody turn into school shooters and we wonder why

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

get ready... the song never actually says he's an egg !

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

When you feed your gremlin after midnight

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I was waiting for it to get rapey.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Now build another one that goes over that one.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0