Cuntycunterson
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Too smart to get knocked up
Apr 16, 2017 4:41 AM
Cuntycunterson
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OdeToBouncer
#5, because I WANT a light source directly in front of my eyes, at night, while I try to sleep? http://imgur.com/Dwu92NA
TlNYshark
#17 Was CURE in the Dead Rising games.
mouseyroxy1
Happy meal toys don't have to be boys v girls. Just fucking choose whatever toy you like even if it's angled towards the other gender. Jeez
Keairan
Willyum46
I laughed so hard at some of these. "always salt your pasta when boiling water" lmao
AlcoholicsAnonymousBYO
"What does this game have to do with hockey?" Hahaha, Canada
Bergbubbel
#6 oh shit that's the guy that hates moreos
bigwhitespats
I didn't laugh through the whole dump until "always salt your pasta while boiling it." Upvote for that
Tempcore
Bitch if you tell us not to picture you naked, our brain is going to do exactly that. You are the problem!
HairytheSheep
#15 for real though, i cant stand that McDonalds asks that. My girl wants the god damn Hot Wheel!
Thistleknot
#friendZoneLvl99
Rawcal
Honestly though, how does gender/sex matter if you are buying burger meal?
GummyKnight
sauce on spiderman comic panel?
SirSage
Hi ho fellow persons waiting.
FluffyLlama
Ultimate Spider-Man. Don't remember the exact issue number, but it's pretty dope
radieon
I will add this to my collection
Dogalicious
Wife: Are you saying you don't want to be with me? Husband: No, there is another.
edskcservices11
#2
eviscera
The "zombie rights activists" pic is deceptively shitty. The implication is that the writer thinks modern civil rights activists are bad.
ultra2030
Anyone else spot the angry Oreos guy
FutureHylian
#6 wait... THATS THE GUY WHO HATES MOREOS
agoodnameforimgur
#25 is a screenshot of an iPad on a mail app on twitter which had a screenshot of a tumblr post talking about a picture of an article. (1/2)
agoodnameforimgur
(2/2) which is now on Imgur. We need to go deeper.
fcleffox
UpDownLeftRyan
InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde
Also when does it say there's another creature inside him?!?
TheDepartmentofRedundancyDepartment
This dump was like the one I took last night. Satisfying
vqvqvq
#8 isn't that... fish sauce?
Zimono
Soja
Nomulus
No, that's Soy Sauce. WTF is fish sauce?
C0SMICpube
Soy sauce to be precise.
C0SMICpube
That's the point.
killerswan
Oh my god.
C0SMICpube
Exactly
howuuuuudoin
Teach women not to set people on fire
ShadyC
#25 This one was going well, until Ms. Tumblr Mascot at the bottom decided to explain the joke to nobody in particular.
Nomulus
She has clearly never read the Rules of Comedy.
mritty
#15 True story - when I worked at McD's, we weren't supposed to ask "Boy or Girl?", but rather "Would you like a Barbie or Hot Wheels?"
Misora
Lol in the 80s my mom used to reply with "A girl... who wants a hot wheels". Cause hot wheels are awesome.
Larkos
Yeah that sounds...uh...terrible. Like it's such an inconvenience to you...What's the problem with that, again?
mritty
Where did I say that it was either terrible or an inconvenience? I was pointing out that the story in the image is likely true.
Larkos
Sorry, I misread. Though it was the usual anti-SJW screeching.
TotallySwagical
The rape response thing seems weird to me. Is rape culture really prevalent in America? If so, that's really depressing.
tawny0
Sometimes men walk free even if everyone knows it happened and they don't deny it because going to jail for rape would "ruin their lives" :/
Kronborg
It's not. Even in the slightest. Literally no one except for a tiny fringe minority of assholes thinks like that.
TwoHorndUnicorn
I Want to know the water bill for the guy in Venice
JiveTurkeyWho
A pound of flesh
jery007
What's a water bill?
cbjfan
At least 3
RayGiIIette
The vanities settled for a bonfire.
HotSpoon
You left a light on in the bathroom. You owe 180 billion pounds!
ShadyC
$All
lakashnock
And the damage bill
MuFugginFudge
Prolly an unBILLievable amount…
AngryFoodTerror
TwoHorndUnicorn
WoodlandCritters
The "My anaconda don't" one is great
Efreeti
I. Hate.That they're basing the 'joke' on that Nicki Minaj travesty.
GlassCanon
Here comes Dr Tran!
GodDamLochNessMonster
3,2,1! DR TRAN!
Jiehfeng
Funny, but it's obviously fake sadly...
IndyAndyJones
I didn't even notice her name until the end
HeraklesG
I didn't get it :( could you explain it, please?
Tasha07
In case you're serious: "My anaconda don't want none unless you got buns, hun" from the song Baby Got Back by Sir Mix-A-Lot.
HeraklesG
ty. and yes, I was too dumb to figure that out by myself... hehe
whyisthisusernametaken
I DONT UNDERSTOOD
Ben1045
...Say her name out loud.
marcusyoyo
Im going to go, by
LincolnSiixEcho
Y u say my nayme?!
Jackeea
MARTHA
movethebongos
Ja, man vill ju inte vara Steve i korken. Hahaha! Skicka Brian till vänster! Hahaha!
sandvargen
Hur full är du?
ElbowDeepInARat
Lol all these pissed of swedes.. come at me with some more downvotes since you're so butthurt already :*
ElbowDeepInARat
Speak english you stupid swede
RealCommanderShepard
Va??
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THIS IS RATHER FUNNY. ILL FAVORITE IT FOR LATER
AustraliansOpinion
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MattGlade
Dedication ti the username. I like it.
MattGlade
I should change mine to AnnoyingTypos
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I KINDA LIKE YOURS THOUGH