835 pts ยท February 13, 2015
Get out of here with your logic and reason.
Ah, you're right friend, thanks.
That must make an ungodly noise...
I hope my ex is happy and I hope I never see her again.
That was a technique I used back when I had a gf if other girls started hitting on me. It's still polite, but gives a definite "no thanks"
Jupiter Ascending?
And then the next time a voice in my head told me that I was Jesus Christ.
I talked to a tree for like an hour and then chased an invisible wizard into the forest.
"So long and thanks for all the fish," maybe?
"Damn, that other mountain is way cooler, I should've............. HOLY FUCK"
Not really sure what my max deadlift is, but I guarantee you its less than that.
Honestly, I wish it was that few.
Every fucking year I hope that I won't see this stupid ass joke, and every fucking year someone says it.
The comma splice makes my brain bleed.
Didn't realize this was an actual account...
@mormons
Should of could of would of. Drives me fucking nuts.
Don't give a fuck if I burn my mouth eating.
Dude, what the dicks
more like the cat-arse-ians, amiright? I'll go, I'm sorry.
That being said, Melania's speech writer definitely plagiarized from Michelle's.
The one about the odds of repeating a sentence is misleading. That statistic includes 16 word random nonsense strings.
Hathcock enough for all you ladies.
This is silly and I like it.
What's cooler than being cool? Ice cold.
No offense, but I think they're failing because the food tastes like butt. I mean, Walmart is doing OK and they treat their people like shit
Ok, I used imprecise verbiage, fine. But you don't really have anything to say against my actual point. I'm an engineer, not a linguist.
This is for all the times your bitch ass pretended to throw the stick.
Get out of here with your logic and reason.
Ah, you're right friend, thanks.
That must make an ungodly noise...
I hope my ex is happy and I hope I never see her again.
That was a technique I used back when I had a gf if other girls started hitting on me. It's still polite, but gives a definite "no thanks"
Jupiter Ascending?
And then the next time a voice in my head told me that I was Jesus Christ.
I talked to a tree for like an hour and then chased an invisible wizard into the forest.
"So long and thanks for all the fish," maybe?
"Damn, that other mountain is way cooler, I should've............. HOLY FUCK"
Not really sure what my max deadlift is, but I guarantee you its less than that.
Honestly, I wish it was that few.
Every fucking year I hope that I won't see this stupid ass joke, and every fucking year someone says it.
The comma splice makes my brain bleed.
Didn't realize this was an actual account...
@mormons
Should of could of would of. Drives me fucking nuts.
Don't give a fuck if I burn my mouth eating.
Dude, what the dicks
more like the cat-arse-ians, amiright? I'll go, I'm sorry.
That being said, Melania's speech writer definitely plagiarized from Michelle's.
The one about the odds of repeating a sentence is misleading. That statistic includes 16 word random nonsense strings.
Hathcock enough for all you ladies.
This is silly and I like it.
What's cooler than being cool? Ice cold.
No offense, but I think they're failing because the food tastes like butt. I mean, Walmart is doing OK and they treat their people like shit
Ok, I used imprecise verbiage, fine. But you don't really have anything to say against my actual point. I'm an engineer, not a linguist.
This is for all the times your bitch ass pretended to throw the stick.