TylerSully

835 pts ยท February 13, 2015


Get out of here with your logic and reason.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ah, you're right friend, thanks.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That must make an ungodly noise...

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I hope my ex is happy and I hope I never see her again.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

That was a technique I used back when I had a gf if other girls started hitting on me. It's still polite, but gives a definite "no thanks"

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Jupiter Ascending?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

And then the next time a voice in my head told me that I was Jesus Christ.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

I talked to a tree for like an hour and then chased an invisible wizard into the forest.

8 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 1

"So long and thanks for all the fish," maybe?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Damn, that other mountain is way cooler, I should've............. HOLY FUCK"

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not really sure what my max deadlift is, but I guarantee you its less than that.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Honestly, I wish it was that few.

8 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 4

Every fucking year I hope that I won't see this stupid ass joke, and every fucking year someone says it.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

The comma splice makes my brain bleed.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Didn't realize this was an actual account...

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

@mormons

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Should of could of would of. Drives me fucking nuts.

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Don't give a fuck if I burn my mouth eating.

8 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 0

Dude, what the dicks

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

more like the cat-arse-ians, amiright? I'll go, I'm sorry.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That being said, Melania's speech writer definitely plagiarized from Michelle's.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The one about the odds of repeating a sentence is misleading. That statistic includes 16 word random nonsense strings.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Hathcock enough for all you ladies.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is silly and I like it.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What's cooler than being cool? Ice cold.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No offense, but I think they're failing because the food tastes like butt. I mean, Walmart is doing OK and they treat their people like shit

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ok, I used imprecise verbiage, fine. But you don't really have anything to say against my actual point. I'm an engineer, not a linguist.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

This is for all the times your bitch ass pretended to throw the stick.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0