Turdmonkey

58406 pts · September 7, 2015


Smoking won’t kill you fast enough to not be a parent, might I suggest meth?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Be good to her, do her right and build memories to pass to your grandkids

8 years ago | Likes 44 Dislikes 0

Some stores do that here, namely Aldi

8 years ago | Likes 88 Dislikes 1

What are the units on the axis to the left of the graph?

8 years ago | Likes 58 Dislikes 4

These can't be from america they would be an all out lawsuit nightmare

8 years ago | Likes 64 Dislikes 5

Why not just carpet bomb a whole county with acorns and a b52?

8 years ago | Likes 231 Dislikes 3

I'm sure that this is a nice quiet process

8 years ago | Likes 104 Dislikes 1

That poor clutch

8 years ago | Likes 750 Dislikes 5

Gotta be the superband half time show

8 years ago | Likes 55 Dislikes 0

You were guilty as shit though weren't you

8 years ago | Likes 1648 Dislikes 9

Half ass two things

8 years ago | Likes 49 Dislikes 0

It had to be some kind of meeting when this idea came out

8 years ago | Likes 153 Dislikes 2

Well the plane carries the hydrocarbon or c component onboard but to make co2 it must get the o2 from the air accounting for the extra mass

8 years ago | Likes 69 Dislikes 1

Whispers "Ricky Spanish"

8 years ago | Likes 235 Dislikes 1

I think I may be drunk! I show all the symptoms

8 years ago | Likes 128 Dislikes 0

Sweet mr 2

8 years ago | Likes 95 Dislikes 1

WAlle made the Mac start up noise when he charged

8 years ago | Likes 231 Dislikes 6

Weed culture is so fucking stupid

8 years ago | Likes 69 Dislikes 23

I would think the Swiss could pull up a chair

8 years ago | Likes 705 Dislikes 33

I let Jackie down, it's only 8am and I know I am not going to do my best today

8 years ago | Likes 224 Dislikes 3

People die and you can't save them all

8 years ago | Likes 107 Dislikes 59

We get it, you vape

8 years ago | Likes 129 Dislikes 6

East bound with downs, he just felt like runnin

8 years ago | Likes 282 Dislikes 2

Ha it's a DIYson

8 years ago | Likes 284 Dislikes 0

This show died a hero and didn't live long enough to become a villain

8 years ago | Likes 344 Dislikes 0

Finally someone to make his hands look big

9 years ago | Likes 238 Dislikes 2

Worthy of execution in North Korea

9 years ago | Likes 3015 Dislikes 8

I miss having a president that could speak in full sentences.

9 years ago | Likes 93 Dislikes 16

They're both dead and he is taking pictures after he killed them

9 years ago | Likes 8523 Dislikes 20