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Jul 14, 2017 11:56 PM
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tiduszecht
why am i suddenly seeing these all over the place? it didn't happen until i watched Cabin in the Woods lol
Grumpywitch
"This is a non smoking area u punk ass b****"- lady probably
SaItamontes
We get it; you vape.
Coolerthanhan
Cabin in the woods... a must watch! https://youtu.be/fsEr78s_d4s
GilderoyPopDropNLockart
I like that he discreetly blows the smoke out of his mouth even though you can smell that shit from a mile away
JakTheSphinxHound
How rude to not offer the sweet old lady a hit of that smooth smooth coffee
caitlynnrivers
Very casual
Turdmonkey
Weed culture is so fucking stupid
mookiedoi360
Goon
OuroborosX
Does it really need to be that big? That's what she said.
CaramelRhapsody
She's remembering daisies in her hair, naked dancing, random sex and great music! Yep, WOODSTOCK!!!
ChristopherSpiess
I own one, and must say, the best way to travel around Denver.
molphen
Smell of tobacco is much worse IMO, so I don't see the big deal. People don't think twice about lighting a cig near people
Foffett
Upstanding citizenry
Jmankjp
Like why does it have to telescope to work, can't it just be a regular coffee mug bong?
JHawke
It doesn't have to be that big, but its a lot more comfortable to smoke if it has a chance to cool down a bit.
LotsOfLoveEa
Cr1nger
Dont mind if i go out speaking the kings
OuchYoureonmyhair
Really incognito, dude. Smoooth.
Chingchongpotatojack
Or just get a one hitter
OviliskTwo
Idiot didn't clear it.
midamultitooll
I want one and I dont even smoke... I mean look how cool he looks.
OldFriendForDinner
TreyRamsay
He didn't even clear his bong, shame.
MexicanRainbowSprinkles
I don't smoke, can you explain what this means?
cryingisrefreshing
It means sucking/inhaling all of the smoke out of the bong so that it's completely clear of said smoke
DangerSmoog
All that smoke that came out when he closed it? Should have been in his lungs, not the bong still.
TreyRamsay
What they said, essentially he's wasting his marihuana.
letstalknews
While i liked weed when i smoked the smell when you dont is kind of obnoxious.
bernungass
i thought for a minute that you meant between smoking sessions haha, but I agree with you if you're talking like after quitting (1/2)
bernungass
that shit used to smell bad to me, now it's just good memories (2/2)
XrayStingRay
While I like farts when I fart, the smell when I don't, is kind of obnoxious.
jwatt32
Truer words were never spoken
flockofstampedeingducks
this will be all of Canada next July 1st
MrTestCat
Aren't you already high because of the altitude?
WhyTheFuckCantIFindAUsernameThatsNotAlreadyChosen
Dude, it was all of Canada this July 1st, went to see deadmau5 in Halifax and I'm pretty sure I'm still got a contact high going
TheGreyKnightsBANNED
Canada wtf. We thought you were so pure and perfect.... Now your even fucking better
liroll
Canada 24/7 blaze life
MWatters
Pff its already legal in canada. Cops dont care anymore.
CairoLen
Bunch of people here were busted the other day. Victoria BC. Well... RCMP.
Chrishopkinsvball
Why can't people realize not everybody likes or enjoys us the smell of smoke or weed, I smoke weed, but this is rude, go somewhere else
Spidersarecool
As someone who HATES the smell of both, thank you. The guy is being a dick imo.
YerAGrizzardArry
It's outside though, so the smell won't linger. Here in Medellin (Colombia) people smoke everywhere, but I barely notice the smell.
TheThoroughbredOfSinBadHorse
It does linger though if you're smoking in a semi enclosed space or if there are multiple people smoking. I was at an OUTDOOR concert last
TheThoroughbredOfSinBadHorse
Night and repeatedly had to walk away from the area I was in, that I paid over $100 for my ticket for, because I couldn't breathe
DominicTheShark
See, this. If people had basic consideration, nobody would be against smokes, pot, or even vaping. Because I don't have to see/smell it.
SomewhatSarcastic
Same. As a pothead, that was totally inconsiderate.
wherearemytesticles
It's funny how weed and alcohol in public is frowned upon but smoking is allowed almost everywhere.
Evergrey
I'm deathly allergic to weed, my throat closes up and I stop breathing around the smoke. :(
MartinhoDenHaag
Doesnt matter, you smell it every 5 minutes when walking here. (Every minute in Amsterdam). Depends on the marijuana, some smell really nice
EvilDeadTed
Would you please tell my neighbour that? I can never have my patio door open during summer because of them.
trollisourbites
Are they smoking it on their property?
bongles
God forbid, you just be against pot then
GrandmaGumJob
Found the guy that smokes in public and makes everything smell like a skunk.
bongles
Nah. I was playing the part, because that's the kind of shit they say. I don't like pot myself
RayZerKai
What?
GrundyScrubber
"You gonna clear it, pussy?" - grandma, probably
HoleyNutSack
classicgrinder
SederHishtalshelus
Lmao
dejavutoyoutoo
http://imgur.com/UQlCH01
TwoCheese
They never clear it!!
somanywonders987
It's their first time, and starting with a bong... That's like trying to skip before you walk.
OwlEyez
That lady wants one.
icekidsmith7771
She's like: "geezus, those dagdurn millineals and there future junk!!"
troublecliff
"Quit bogartin' that shit hipster"
Intr0naut
"Always pass, but respect a no"
Combatmatt
I want one.
4shizzlemynizzle
That lady wants some.
ROBOTvsMAN
She wants the B
aleister94
"ahh that takes me back" -old lady
ROBOTvsMAN
...to yesterday
muchomacho
Nana needs her drugs
OuchYoureonmyhair
Get her baked and maybe she'll bake you cookies
alexott91
Hitler tried that with many grandmas.... didn't turned out well for him
Thomaster
My God, eating hot fresh baked cookies stoned sounds fucking awesome. I wish I could smoke again so badly.
TrustMeImABassist
EDIBLES? *hearing colors and smelling time*
ILiekToCookAndBake
"I must not be high enough to get that one!" Guess what else you're not getting!
OuchYoureonmyhair
Don't bogart that updoot, my friend. Pass it over to me
KingMidas123
Yasssss GRANDMAS BOY
tootalltom
Tmus
Sucks to be you, nerd.
ILiekToCookAndBake
Dr. Shakala, this isn't the jungle dude!
IMoveWithTheEleganceOfAnAfricanElephant
Holy shit, that bong from "The Cabin in the Woods" is real? Neat!
minkuschild
Almost like fictional movies are filmed in non-fiction real life... gasp....
StephieCreate
we refer to it as excalibong.
Brasswhale
The prop was actually stolen by someone during the movie
snowfork
You didn't think shaggy was decieving you, now did you?
IMoveWithTheEleganceOfAnAfricanElephant
Well, the entire movie is about deception, so I thought it was a clever prop for a laugh. Turns out it's a clever smoking device for a laugh
PastryLife
I thought the same thing!
PudgeTheFish
Pop tarts? Did you say Pop tarts?
Callmeandeh
That movie is under appreciated
IMoveWithTheEleganceOfAnAfricanElephant
It was such a pleasant surprise. I went in knowing nothing about it. Best way to experience it.
iupvotebabe
I find this movie boring and not even scary mehhh
MajorLeagueFister
Dude its not supposed to be scary
iupvotebabe
If ist not funny or not scary what ist supposed to be ?
NotIrony
It's supposed to make dumb horror movie goers feel dumb. It shows you the entire plot from the get-go and just fucks with you the whole time
MajorLeagueFister
Clever. It's satire, so its intended to just be a clever reversal of tropes and conventions.
generalsplayingrisk
Cops will never pull over a man with a huge bong in his car. Why? They fear this man. They know he sees further than they,
generalsplayingrisk
and he will bind them with ancient logics.
Torsun
"locks his car through the open window"
DreadPierateRoberts
http://www.coffeemugpipe.com/
iamtheangriestboy
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TurboSloth112
My hero...now to order one...
IMoveWithTheEleganceOfAnAfricanElephant
Well, shit. I'd feel awkward asking the ladies in the office to buy our boss that thing knowing he loves coffee and weed. Nice link though!
eviscera
"A travel coffee mug that quickly and easily extends out into a water pipe for smoking tobacco!" Yep. That's what I bought it for. Tobacco.
21cutdryguy
Didnt you read the link? It's for tobacco use only, weed is illegal.
JustAnEightStoryTallCrustaceanFromThePaleolithicEra
Bought one, is not as awesome as it seemed in cabin of the woods. Sold it for more money
Sephiyevon
I heard they are expensive. Did it not work well?
woodwraith
Mines got a pretty metallic taste, and it's very tall for the size of the mouthpiece, makes it very hard to clear so you get some stale hits
kr18
please explain
kexiplex
Some people don't do research so if you don't like something you own you can sell it for more than you paid for it because people are dumb.
JustAnEightStoryTallCrustaceanFromThePaleolithicEra
Seal is really poor, leaks bong water often
kr18
good novelty item not good for practical use?
theweylandyutanicorp
"People in this town drive in a very counterintuitive manner. That's what I have to say."
eepycatgirl69
Pop tarts? Did you say you have pop tarts?
theweylandyutanicorp
Dana! You fetching minx. Do you have any food?
eepycatgirl69
My parents must think I'm a total burnout
DinkiBoop
Tequila is my lady!
Rankop
Everything in "The Cabin in the Woods" is real. Even the monster. Especially the monsters.
Zasep
Even Sigourney Weaver?
IMoveWithTheEleganceOfAnAfricanElephant
...Even the merman? You take that back.
Mistamage
Hell yeah.
GigglesMeister
Under the sea time mother fucker
VigilanteGlass
Yah, but we never get to see the merman :(
Radix865
theweylandyutanicorp
You see the merman! He kills the guy who so desperate wanted to see a merman. So. Much. Blood.
MattMcC980
Doesn't it kill the guy who wants to see it?
VigilanteGlass
After he bitches like a child about never getting to see one