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9238 pts ยท September 19, 2014


something about yourself!

...dead anymore.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I guess you're unfamiliar with joking. Lemme put it this way: never heard an OD'd pt start talking about taxes, even after they weren't...

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

oh... these are always good... kids, come gather round; it's story time!

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

But drug addicts don't tend to pay a whole lot of taxes.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 5

Usually in the context of blocking off a highway or something like that; patients & homeowners are mostly happy we're there (unless high).

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

As a volunteer firefighter/EMT, I fucking love it when people say that to me.

10 years ago | Likes 521 Dislikes 6

Instead we have to hear about this stuff on indie underground websites like Imgur and Facebook.

10 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 5

Oh shit, the "slow motion" pause-unpause-pause-unpause-super-fast button. Forgot about that thing!

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

So... basically everywhere? It was just that one store, wasn't it? I was on some sort of take-out-the-widgets prank show?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Where are you that the cans have widgets? I'm in New England and the last time I bought cans there were no widgets...

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

For a brief period of time the cans still had the widgets, and were actually better than the bottles. Now they both taste watery and sad.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I'm not familiar enough with metric, so that was based on poor inference and googling... I retract my earlier statement.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Apparently that's the size of my wife's wedding ring?... I wanna see the look on a patient's face pulling *that* out!

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

We actually have those, too, although most services opt for EZ-IO (I think it's cheaper? & also you can do a sick Charlie's Angels pose)

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

As a fellow NHite, you're drunk aren't you? Welp... keep up the strong work; you're doing us proud, kid.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Downed chip needed LEO assistance, a CHiP chip, if you will.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

(whispers in amazement) You could fit, like, a whole *caarrr* in there! A whole one!

10 years ago | Likes 43 Dislikes 1

14 is your biggest needle? As a civilian I assumed you guys invented 6's or some shit. And it's always big tatted guys afraid of needles.

10 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

I read it as "bad-on-purpose" & a sort of parody of artistic analysis, especially in an academic setting, and fairly effective parody IMHO.

10 years ago | Likes 49 Dislikes 1

It's really not. The only people I've encountered who have a problem with saying "black" were white.

10 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

Am I the only one who is more confused after the article, and even more off-put by their caucus system?

10 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

In the States vollies & a lot of per diem firefighters aren't tested either.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If you're a healthy mammal, you've probably got hair on your face.

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Disappointed in lack of Tom Baker...

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So what you're saying is... put Agricultural plates on it?

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Can't: belly is too big to reach the keyboard. (sorry OP's wife)

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

"Get in, Gordon!"

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IIAdHEwiAy8 For those who haven't seen, or those who have...

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0