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Vorengard
Enough is enough Judy
coraflora
Kadira would, obviously
ValhallaIAmComing
Fuck Kadira
MonsieurLaPaditte
rip Warren
wadewallbanger
Judy is a fucking savage.
DennisTomashek
Kadira, always going right for the testicals
Walrus14
I couldn't breathe for a solid minute after reading that giraffe one. +1
Djalabajoe
I don't often actually " Laugh Out Loud " at imgur posts but "Punch someone in the vagina" made me choke on my tea.
hellotheregovenah
Me too I had to show my husband lol
TelbyShaylor
Enough is enough, Judy!
mirummurum
The therm "emotional terrorism" (4) makes me fear for the future of our youth
dhulqarnayn
Good catch
thatpersonontheinternet
Punching someone in the vagina - "Who in their right mind would do this?" : you're right, sexual bullying is for more mentally stable people
RoboLuddite
Yeah, that seemed like an odd response from the teacher.
WeaverOfDreamsAtTheLoomOfTheMind3
I do not.
Username69420
#2 "what he has now"??
Ansfrat
So what is it that looks like half a Apple?
Kroesus
A heart?
OfficialUsernameChecker
The other half, duh
Exactually
A broken iPhone or Mac
jamblewanglebork
God, I wish I was that brave when I was at school.
deadeyedplasticdesktoy
WHAT HE HAS NOW?
Mustymuffins
What class was that quiz for? seriously? Hobbit riddles?
Rivet95
The class where they teach you how to misuse a comma in Q.12
Mustymuffins
oooh you're picky, I like that.
CClop
Yeah, my thoughts too. What the hell are these questions? "A red stone in blue sea". Damn right it's a wet stone, give him his points!
1AMTHEBATMAN
a mind needs books like a sword needs a wet stone!
CClop
robotheads
Did that teacher misspell appropriate?
ASDFFDSAASDFASDF
didn't have the spelling answerkey handy so what do you expect?
Deadp00l95
"What he has now"
eirebadboy
Who in their right mind would do this?
HarrisonLichtenberg
Don't dead, open inside.
ryry84
What does Brian has now?
DoctorDanielJackson
How can the cake diabetes one get marked wrong after, "What he has now?"
hipcat
It's more incredulous that a basic math problem was given to what is clearly someone over 10.
FrigginCornflakes
I suspect a lot of these are doctored, parents see the kid's hw, dad writes funny shit, mom writes "teacher" corrections, hilarity ensues
bookwormfromspain
+1 for a kid who can spell diabetes, and not the special needs person spelling "diabeetus"
ASDFFDSAASDFASDF
thats not a selling error its a reference to the walrus man who used to sell insulin on tv
BrobiwanKenobro
Got damn beatus is killin' all our childrens
ASDFFDSAASDFASDF
*spelling
MyCrazyLifeStories
Judy must have given that teacher a lot of shit.
TheJoxert
#10 x=5
Pinkishu
*5 cm
savageworld
Pythgoras thanks you for your diligence.
TrevorDelGame
Why do so many of these look like adult handwriting.
MattDerKomponist
Because teachers are usually adults.
KHaringFan
By the time one is a young adult in high school, one's handwriting is basically established and doesn't really change much after that.
ASDFFDSAASDFASDF
cause you never improve past like....6th grade
AnalBeard
Does handwriting change that drastically from middle school?
EscargatoireMunch
Yeah, it's like #9 that is an arbitrary list of questions. The answer is because most teachers use adult hands to write things.
cjmurv
I'm going to take, "Answers that weren't written by students" for $200. Greg!
ColoneISanders
jrau18
My handwriting hasn't changed since I was 12
Morrigi
Neither has mine.
noyougofuckyourself
High school. You might not legally be an adult, but you sort of are already.
ElbowDeepInAHeadlessHorseman
Would be funnier if it didn't include the fake ones.
GavinScreaming
just pretend everything on the internet is real. Much better this way.
ASDFFDSAASDFASDF
...so blank?
goldensky
Oh come on prof, let the 2 Girls 1 Cup guy have his grade. Then tell him never to do that again. But it was a damn good analysis.
SteamPoweredCowboy
This is public school. They don't care if your paper was written completely by-the-books. If the teacher doesn't like it? You fail.
goldensky
Yeah. Public school sucks ass. :(
HatOnAShelf
I have a feeling that would fly even less in private...
CapitalizingOnTheAbsenseOfAReasonableUsernameCharacterLimit
It's 2 Girls 1 Cup.
thefuzziestofbutts
Dammit Judy!
ikeepwipingSTILLPOOP
classic judy
underwaterairplanes
Tired of your shit, Judy!
TheMemesOfDank
Enough is enough!
XaviersSnakeArm
YOU HEAR THAT JUDY? ENOUGH IS FUCKIN ENOUGH
skrtskrtskrtskrtskrt
"What he has now?"
MustardGasZeplins
Props to the 'kid' for appropriately using an apostrophe for "fuckin'" though.
ImguriansFillMySaltReservoir
"El nino moves the warm water from australia to somewhere else, namely, other places"
JJWoodSculpture
"What he has now?" "IDK, I'll axe him."
fuckingmagnetshowdotheywork
Haha. Just shows how nonsense these are
fedoras
What the problem is?
PhilbertPhrog
That one is either fake, or someone is a really mature first grader.
tacoparlor
What it do
edub1223
Teaching with Ebonics.
philcollinsdrumbreakdown
OK NOW DO MAF BEECUZ THIS SKOOL
TrogHunt
Also, the declaration was signed in multiple places.
TrogHunt
So at the bottom is a clever, and accurate answer.
MoreLikeJewserName
Also- no one who is quizzed with a question as easy as 50-48=? Is going to have that level of snarkiness. Nonsense.
CoachGordBombay
Thank you! Someone else caught that too... What the hell English is that!? Lol
CClop
I'd say, Gettho english.
Pawnderlust
Math teacher's English
noWhiteHorseHereJustBatturuPrinsu
Me be school, me teach. What question is? Answer give.
TimeFoDat
I'm conflicted. Part of me enjoys the solidarity and party of me is jealous that you got there first.
skrtskrtskrtskrtskrt
Party of me feels obliged to point out your error as well ;)
IHaveAPhrasalUserNameLikeThisOneCauseTheyAlwaysGetTheTopComment
That teacher doesn't even deserve a serious answer.
exe122
Someone set us up the bomb!
404namecantbefound
Your England very best
MyNameIsJeffGoldblum
It's quicker ask that way.
DoloresAbernathy
Detroit education at its finest.
gtothegdot
Hahah tests in the hood.
jaydawgx7
Scrolled quickly to get to the comments in hopes this was the first comment and I wasn't alone... Success! Is it worth going back up?
zeldafan1593
Holy shit that in-depth analysis of 2 Girls 1 Cup was intense. Have it. +1
Volt1ighter
He got a zero because the teacher watched the source material.
Exactually
That was awesome, that talk with the teacher must've been mind numbing. It was probably the most valid submission for the assignment
kaidell
That's the only one I read.
IWouldLickThat
Damn teacher, keep your outdated morals out of my education.
NamelessGhoulOmega
Too bad he didn't analyse the entire movie of 62 minutes. 2Girls1Cup is just the trailer. Wikipedia told me that. Probably.
DocVolt
That was the best fucking one! God damn awesome
FedericoAstica
"See me"
imhoots
Still a better love story than Twilight.
NamelessGhoulOmega
Too bad he didn't analyse the entire movie of 62 minutes. 2Girls1Cup is just the trailer. Wikipedia told me that. Probably.
Veanter
But it is not written by a student. Such young people don't watch porns, because it is not allowed.
backporchprophet
I Lost My Shit?
Naseth
I couldn't watch the video, so that paper was the first clue I had how fucking gross it was. That analysis tho...
BlumpkinPie69
That was actually a helluva analysis. Better than I would've done.
ItsZylon
Anyone else notice that the essay was amazing, and that the teacher spelled their corrections wrong (appropriate)? That student is a genius.
RustyNeX
i would give a 0 to the person who introduced me to 2 girls 1 cup, i was fine before i saw that.
BobTheBulgyBuilder
That paper had to be written by Robert California. There is no other explanation.
amuzie
Wonder if the teacher looked at it to see if he had substantial clams... +1
tomyironmane
Doubt it. Probably saw the title, graded it a zero, and then went about justifying it.
IAlwaysUpvoteRickAndMorty
Very substantial clams.
Koshunae
2 of them, actually.
mashambasham76
It was better than 50 shades of grey
tomyironmane
Well duh. You do know where it started, right? TWILIGHT FAN FICTION.
DerKeksinator
You should listen to the audiobook of 50.000 shades of grey
aPokal
First i thought, it's a 40k parody where Slaanesh won. But it's so much better. (maybe not) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zC_osPetDNA
DerKeksinator
I listened to one vid of it, while cleaning and sometimes just lost it
Isweartogodthecatmademedoit
I'm actually fucking impressed. I read the WHOLE thing.
roarkhoward
Are you fucking serious? You must read some shitty writing all the time because that was bad despite its big word usage.
zeldafan1593
It doesn't matter if it's good or not. It's parody. What matters is if it's entertaining or not, which it definitely was.
tomyironmane
You're right. You can't get away with garbage prose and creative maimery of the English Language without a PhD beside your name anymore....
hipcat
A zero would only have been appropriate if he didn't turn in anything at all. Grade the paper, don't shove your "morals" on him.
VaguelySatisfying
I think that depends largely on whether it was high school or college, and if the teacher gave any requirements for the content beforehand.
tomyironmane
You misunderstand the modern reason for schooling then. It is for the "enlightened" to instruct young people what to think. Not HOW to think
hipcat
I think it's more of a limitation of education in general. Enlightenment values that teach the core concepts of reasoning is hard to do 1/
hipcat
especially if you grew up with authoritarian thinking; ie: ALWAYS give parents, police, the rich, gov't, and god control of your life and 2/
hipcat
never question them. The scientific method, when taught correctly, is universally applicable, and allows you to construct consistent 3/
tomyironmane
Hard to do? They're not even TRYING.
Volt1ighter
He got a zero because the teacher watched the source material.
efraimsdaughter
actually the analysis was kinda bad and far fetched. it just uses big words but the actual statements are pretty weak.
IAmTheOneWhoMocks
Errr, what do strong statements look like? I'm realy curious.
justtwobrothers
I agree, but who gives a 0 on work that was completed (even if it was done poorly)?
Amibean
In school I had a teacher who gave us a full grade for completion. She would read and correct things, but we never got a 0!! Even if bad.
NobodyLurksLikeGaston
Because fuck participation trophies. Should only reward winners. Making an effort isn't enough if it's bad
Amibean
Well, bad is subjective. I wrote an inappropriate paper because it apparently had suggested rape - it didn't. But my teacher threw it away >
Amibean
My professor in college graded in sections. Did you complete the intro, body, conc., etc. That's not a participation trophy, because it's >
justtwobrothers
Yeah but it's a grade between 0 - 100%. The paper got done with words, an introduction, body paragraphs, and conclusion. That's more than 0%
ToasterLiberationFront
I read it as "bad-on-purpose" & a sort of parody of artistic analysis, especially in an academic setting, and fairly effective parody IMHO.
efraimsdaughter
yeah could be, haven't thought of that yet!
ThatOneGuyYouKnowTheOneNamedNate
Yes I agree. Very avant-garde.
CatsIsTheAnswer
I agree. The problem is that the corrections don't adress that, they just focus on "not appropriate": what the fuck teacher!
Borys610
I think they tried at beginning, got to the meat, possibly threw up and gave up.
TheSwedishCryptid
My English teacher always always used "awk" for awkward in a sentence that sounds wrong but is "technically" correct grammar.
CleverlyReferencedThing
that's a completely normal thing to comment on as a teacher, now if that's the only thing they pointed out there would be a problem
TheSwedishCryptid
But he would also explain how to properly structure it and give suggestions for alternative words if you asked him afterwards.
FoxySpirit
Would YOU watch 2c1c in repeat to grade a student's paper? I know my answer.
OfficialUsernameChecker
By Zelda fan, are you a fan of the game, of the girl herself, or are you actually a fan of link?
TchallaVII
They're downvoting you. But u can't help your nature b
zeldafan1593
Fan of the series. But honestly, this is a name I've used for everything since I was like 9.
TheAltAccount
Hey, someone else who sticks to usernames. I do too! Except for on Imgur. Oops.
OfficialUsernameChecker
YAY! You picked the only acceptable/non-creepy answer. Congrats
OfficialUsernameChecker
YAY! You picked the only acceptable/non-creepy answer. Congrats
Luky
Wow that's a long time ago, considering you're 423 years old now.
Thornbrier
He, didn't play the games back then, he knew her personally.
Thornbrier
He, didn't play the games back then, he knew her personally.
Brotzbertz
It reads 1:1 like something Baudrillard would have written. I want to punch the teacher in the reproductive organs now.
minkmop
Better not. That's sexual bullying.
tomyironmane
"why would anyone do this?" Well, why do girls think it's funny to kick boys in the balls? Except that's not bullying, I guess.
Brotzbertz
How can you give 0 on that paper. That was fucking grad work.
Evangale
Really? It was horribly sloppy, unorganized, and unnecessarily verbose. Additionally, half the words weren't used correctly either...
tomyironmane
Because most English teachers are fucking cunts.
Crowlands
Some teachers have no sense of humor. I'm glad my media teacher approved of my comparison of the sound of music and south park.
Vanderhugen
I had a similar thing on an exam project once couldn't understand how I got a 0% when I turned something in
NameNotFoundException
Aye, I once failed a paper due to having picked an inappropriate topic. Turns out, bestiality isn't the way to go.
tone0508
It was so bad. He made no reference to theme and his descriptions were sloppy. It wasnt a 0% but it shouldnt have passed either
EverybodyWantsToBeAnAustronaut
He did reference the theme couple times.
Taikwin
What the fuck kind of test is #9?
tastytastymurder
At the top it says pre-test it's probably testing how good of test takers they are and how many general knowledge questions they could answe
DanOrtega
It's a logic test. think about it and its hardest than it seems, because we are conditioned by society to give certain "right" answers.
KarlNapf
A fake one. Just count the typos.
awildslothe
a pop test, it says at the top
peridotstar
I wonder what kind of answer that red stone and blue sea one was expecting to get. I mean, the rock would sink, but wtf did it mean?
DemonKiller44
What kind of test is #4?
Sweelinck
That seems pretty obvious. It is a test for bullying awareness to stop bullying.
Dispari
It's actually a bunch of riddles and jokes. I used some of those in a game once.
PompatusOfLove
A made up one to make people chuckle.
Howdoilife
Maybe some kind of Philosophy test? Fake or not it made me laugh the hardest.
TheArrestingAbhorrentArrantAbominableAlliterator
The made up kind.
BootyWrangler69
That image pisses me off because people think it's real
ordohereticusinquisitor
Napoleon never died in battle so from step 1 it was pretty fucked up.
LordSupergreat
A fake one for internet points.
kyle4494
Common core
justahumanonline
i mean....what DOES look like the other half of an apple?
Taikwin
Half of a stunted pear.
PuppyDontCare
A fake test with jokes for internet points?
aphallatosis
Could have possibly been a special needs class. But probably fake?
PuppyDontCare
these are too smart ass for that
Valiantlight
yep
BathroomHumor
Would someone do that? Just go on the Internet and lie?
tastytastymurder
At the top it says pre-test it's probably testing how good of test takers they are and how many general knowledge questions they could answe
MRandall25
Napoleon didn't die at any battle, though. He died in exile. The question itself is wrong.
BootyWrangler69
That image pisses me off because people think it's real
PMYALLSTITS
Also, Napoleon didn't die in a battle. If that's real, that person should not be teaching.
FedericoAstica
How is he going to teach if he died in a battle?
Kidiri
Trick questions are a thing. A sneaky thing, but a thing.
Roarbark
I actually had a questionably sane sociology teacher in high school who gave us tests with questions that remind me of these. You had to (1)
madeanaccounttosaythis
This ^ Same for me. World religions teacher. Our first test was on the rules of the class. There were many F's when it came back.
Roarbark
Memorize the exact phrases he gave us (which didn't always completely make sense), and fill them in to get credit. (2)
Roarbark
He also had a 2 ft tall figure of batman that he would reposition partway through class while we worked, and point at random people (3)
JordanEpstein
wow
Roarbark
All sorts of stories about this guy...
TheImgurServer
It's a listening test. I took it in college actually. it's stupid.
alodruk
and what the hell has been read out?
TheImgurServer
The teacher reads it out loud, and you write the answers down on the paper. It's not a graded test or anything, it's just supposed to help
TheImgurServer
teach you that you need to listen to the small details. Really it's someone just being a cheeky cunt.
JordanEpstein
thats idiotic and for people like me with quite bad auditory adhd would fail no matter what (especially when I was younger)
TheImgurServer
Again, just a teaching opportunity, nothing graded.. It just makes you listen to the questions better
guilhermedidi
"What looks like half an apple?" What kind of sick shit is this?
Nihelus
It's not a real test.
Borys610
I still don't know what answer is expected here. I guess human heart looks like half an apple if you squint... That's my only idea.
DrTemperanceBrennan
Are you telling me you never had to take this test? I'm pretty sure you can't get a license to practice taxidermy in Nevada without it.
thepenisqueen
One that is meant to test creative thinking. Ive had ones before that are like "How many animals did moses take on the ark?"
Taikwin
At least twice as many as there were species at the time, duh.
thepenisqueen
Nope, Moses had nothing to do with the ark, that was Noah.
Taikwin
Ah, so you never watched The Ark 2: Riding the Red Sea, I take it?
HourOfTheOwl
then why give an F but say A+ for creativity?! o_O_o
thepenisqueen
Because its fake for internet humour like most of these tests?
TheFilmLife
Yeah, seriously like what's gonna be the "correct" answer for "What can you never eat for breakfast?" I don't know...arthritis???
theShredMonocle
No, wait! A general sense of melancholy!
overboard
Lunch and dinner...that's the answer.
darkmage2160
And yet the stupid teacher "failed" him
overboard
I guarantee that's a made up situation.
darkmage2160
isn't like every sob story/confession/anything not explicitly funny on the front page?