TheyCallMeCaptain

1720 pts ยท February 13, 2014


Geek Squad (currently Sleeper). I think ponies are fucking adorable, but I honestly don't care if you like them or not. If you don't, that's cool, I think you're cool, too. I do the writing thing sometimes. Mostly post-apocalyptic setting because I have an unhealthy obsession with the Fallout and Wasteland franchises.

Damn it, take my upvote you cheeky bastard.

7 years ago | Likes 42 Dislikes 0

Nay, it be Aye!

8 years ago | Likes 128 Dislikes 0

Well, I don't think all of them like anal.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And if you're unlucky, some places just give you a pool of PTO time, which is not classified as vacation pay, and isn't required to be paid.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Fucking gold.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Ol' Long Joooooohnson

9 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

So your neighbor is a dick. But for you to immediately assume everyone who says they hunt is doing that exact thing makes you a dick, too.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You should probably rethink your use of the word "literally". Literally.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

You should probably rethink your use of the word "literally". Literally.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

No, you're thinking of velour. This is vellum.

9 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 1

Can I get a source for my friend?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

#fallow

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

-113,220 on 25 Feb 2017.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 6

SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fucking eloquent as shit. +1

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

PSA: Petty internet fight if you keep following this comment thread. You have been warned.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

Shame, the protocol is already closed. Curse you, time zones!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not everyone has a choice in the matter @OP. Being ineligible for donating blood kinda nixes it for donating the things blood flows through.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

warriorrrrrrrrrcats

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Every time I see a post about Carter and Watson, that paragraph about mimicking shows up. I wonder which scene it was originally about.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

"Not trying to start anything"? You took the time to make an image macro about them. Unless they're elbow deep in you, leave them alone.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Call a Bondulance.

9 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

City Agent here. Just taking a nap.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

understoodthatreference.gif

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Damn, that's good.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Yeah, he might throw a fucking chess piece at you.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Rush B

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

LICENSE AND REGISTRATION, CHICKEN FUCKER!

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Solid pun.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0