Happy 80th Birthday, King Harald!

Feb 21, 2017 2:39 PM

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This is King Harald V, the King of Norway. Today is his 80th birthday, and you can send him your best wishes in the official Royal Protocol! (http://www.kongehuset.no/protokoll.html?tid=140920&sek=26939)

He's a pretty awesome dude all round. Just thought I'd educate you!

He more or less grew up in the White House, as the Norwegian government was exiled during the WW2 occupation. His father had to stay in London to organise the Norwegian war efforts, while Harald, his mother and sisters were taken under the wings of Eleanor Roosevelt.

One of the notable events he remembers from that time is standing behind Franklin D. Roosevelt when he was sworn in for his fourth term on the South Portico of the White House in 1945.

As king, he is the commander in chief for all military forces in Norway.

He started his military service as a regular private with the Norwegian cavalry's officer school, before qualifying for the Norwegian Military Academy. He then served as second-in-command of the cavalry school.

After serving, he went to Balliol College, Oxford, to study Social Sciences, History, and Economy.

He's won Gold, Silver, and Bronze in the world sailing championships (1-tonner). He's also a three time Olympian, representing Norway in sailing. Unlike his father, he did not win any Olympic medals, shaming the family greatly.

He's an avid humanitarian and a uniting symbol for most Norwegians, even the republicans. The latter means something else in a constitutional, parliamentary, elected monarchy entirely.

Although not allowed to take partisan views, he has found a platform promoting human rights and a society built on equality and solidarity.

I think everyone should listen to his speech on "what it means to be Norwegian". https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YQtLxYde-rw

He threatened to relinquish his royal title if he couldn't marry the love of his life, the commoner Sonja Haraldsen(!). Fortunately, he didn't have to, and they still live happily. They have two children, Crown Prince Haakon, and Princess Märtha Louise.

His son took it one step further and threatened to relinquish his rights to the throne if he could not marry a single mother of one, which probably wasn't a threat at all, considering what a cool guy Harald is.

This unfortunately inspired "The Prince and Me" with sequels. For which they are sorry.

And their grand children. The girl standing in the middle, Ingrid Alexandra, is heir-apparent to the throne, the future Queen of Norway. She will be the first firstborn daughter to accept the throne as Queen, after a fairly recent change in the constitution.

A little known benefit of being the King of Norway, is that you are also the King of Trolls.

Remember when he almost tripped after a speech and the entire country had a simultaneous heart attack?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

How could he, shaming the family like that?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Dot to remind myself to listen to that speech later. Neat post OP.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

He's also 74th in line to the British throne last I checked.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Funfact: My grandfather shared room with him in the military.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

@brownsauce your king looks good!!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Real life cake day....Keep up the good work your majesty

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

We couldn't have asked for a better representative for our country. Gratulerer med dagen til Hans Majestet Kong Harald V. ????????

9 years ago | Likes 58 Dislikes 3

I know the '?' are actually emojis but I love how confused it makes this person look. "I didn't know we had a king either but I'm happy!!!"

9 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

Hahaha. I was to lazy to delete and comment again. So there's that.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Grattis Kung Harald hälsningar Sverige! Vourbie bejivi frå sapmi!

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Lenge leve Kongen!!

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Doot doot. Sweet post @OP

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

For konge og fedreland !

9 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

För konung fosterland och norden!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm German, but I'm guessing that means, "For king and Fatherland"

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

You're right:)

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And since normal retirement in Norway is 67 years, we are a whopping 13 years behind schedule for the introduction of a republic.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Am I the only one that thinks he looks a bit like prince William in the younger photo? Surprised no one had mentioned it.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

As Harald V of Norway is fourth cousin of Elizabeth II concurrently on two family trees at once, some semblance should be expected.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

The royal family are indeed cousins and second cousins to the British royal family, with some sprinklings of Danish and Swedish in there.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Grats on lvl 80.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

He worked at my girlfriend once. They came to visit my college and she accidently walked into the lone of their procession.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He winked* at my girlfriend once. They came to visit my college and she accidentally walked into the line* of their procession.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

rip english

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

More like rip autocorrect. Dang.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hey! Denmark here: 'The Prince and Me' is a is also based on the Danish crown prince Frederik and the Australian Mary. Yes, very important

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

Thank god, we've found someone else to take the blame! :D

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Fun fact: The Norwegian monarchy is increasingly popular, especially among younger generations. Not going to be a republic any time soon.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I shared a ski lift with prince Haakon once. Nice guy. Really loves Mette Marit.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

He seems pretty alright. As an American, can we borrow him for, oh, the next four years?

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Not if we have to take your guy in return...

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I once crashed a party that this guy attended. Never got to meet him in person tho.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Are you all really ashamed that he didn't win an Olympic medal?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

We forgave him eventually. Not sure his father ever did. :P

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If I met young King Harald I would totally do him, not bad looking at all.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

And that would be King Hard-ald. . . He's awesome.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I love my country and i love my king. Would take a bullet for this man.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

why doesnt he have a beard? hes basically the viking boss

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

If hew grew a beard, it would be so awesome everyone would have to avert their eyes. Yet another thing he has sacrificed for the nation.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

im srry to disappoint but modern nordmenn arent very viking like. more the "dont talk/look at me on public transport" kinda vibe. timid even

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

Their ancestors saw enough sh*t in past lives that they're still trying to recover.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

true, and there hasnt really been much fighting for the av. norwegian. perhaps when Putin invades well get out the ol battle axe. gene roar

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's what the Fins did in WW2 right? I guess their instincts never leave.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

What do Finns have to do with this? They were never vikings

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He and the queen visited my alma mater in Minnesota.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Not surprising, many minnesotan cities/towns are sister cities to towns in norway

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

IIRC, Minnesota and the Dakotas are pretty much squareheads, uffda!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not a lot of people in Norway really like monarchies (including me) but I'll be damned if you can find someone here who doesn't like him

9 years ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 8

Actually according to fresh statistics, 81% of the norwegian people support the monarchs.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Wow didn't know that. I guess I shouldn't be saying it's near fact when it's just the people I knows opinions lol.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What is it that you don't like about it? Is it the merely idea of it? Asking because I'm sincerely curious since I'm italian

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The principle of hereditary power. But Norwegians are pragmatic, right now the royal family does its job very satisfactory.

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

I couldn't give a fuck about him. His father was great, this guy is pretty "meh".

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 15

Well I'll be damned

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Et drit og stapp ein hyse langt opp i mannemusen ;) There! Thou art now dammed, wanker!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As a fellow Norwegian i like the idea of the monarchy In the way that we practice it now.

9 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 2

I think the idea of inheritable public positions is ridiculous. The monarchy doesn't bother me too much, but I'd vote no if I could.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

With the increasing polarization of politics, I appreciate the fact that we can have a non-political representative of the country.

9 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

Yes, that's main reason i'm for the monarchy. But i also think the royal family are great representants for our country.

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I didn't vote for him.

9 years ago | Likes 63 Dislikes 8

Strange women, lying in ponds...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I came here to post this. You win sir.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I mean you're clearly from Dakota, not Norway.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

That's pretty much the same thing. :D

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You don't vote for kings...

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 3

How'd he become king then?

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

...signifying by divine providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. THAT is why I am your king.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

In viking-land you do: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elective_monarchy#Scandinavia

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Still the holy grail reference. Haha

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

i'm just rolling with it now. :D

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thank Gawd you didn't. I'd rather a head of state, forced to be neutral, from a reliable family, than have the people elect Cheeto Mussolini

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Knowing that Britain would have to have a shitshow like 2016 if we turned into a Republic has made me a strict monarchist.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The constitutional change from a monarchy to a republic is up for vote every year at the Storting. If passed, the monarchy ceases to be.

9 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 4

That's kind of sad. I know a lot of people say they're a waste of money, but I do think royals are a valuable vulcanizing figure for a 1/2

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 2

Democratic government. They foster nationalism in a good way. Ideas can be dangerous for nationalism, but people can sway masses for better.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

It's unlikely for this to happen. The royal family is very much a part of Norwegian identity. (and yeah, they're bang for the buck)

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Totally blew over the holy grail reference. But I find your information intriguing. I didn't know that they could vote to get rid of it. Huh

9 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 0

I'm not a clever man. :D That was a perfect pass as well. Drat.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Think of the role as master of ceremonies, with the right to veto twice. the buck stops there.

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Weirds me out that a modern country still sees need for a king.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 5

I'm Norwegian and I agree with you. I don't get why we're so supportive of inherited public positions.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I see nothing wrong so long as the king isn't shitty.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

It's not that weird. It gives a bit of stability and national identity. A figurehead to unite around.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Who was downvoting this poor guy? He wasn't being rude with his belief, just questioning an archaic but sometimes useful institution.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Just too bad his daughter (the princess) is batshit crazy

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

Yes. Bat. Shit. Crazy.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Story time!

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

She sees dead people

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dot

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

She has her own "angel school", and goes around on seminars claiming to communicate through angels and have healing power

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

That's fucking great, anything else? Also why is his granddaughter the heir and not his first born child?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

She's not the heir to the throne. That would be Haakon. "Kronprins" which means prince to be crowned.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Ohhh I had a great aunt like that. You'd ask her a question and she'd have to stop and ask Freddie Mercury.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I got to meet him when I was out in Norway last year. Only got to shake his hand but it was neat. I was shocked to find Norway had a king

9 years ago | Likes 137 Dislikes 2

He invited me and my choir on some of his statutory visits. In Turkey and Italy. Love the guy.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So is the Netherlands, Belgium and Spain.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Why was it a shock? Sweden and Denmark has monarchs as well.

9 years ago | Likes 44 Dislikes 0

Yes like in Canada as well.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Common Wealth represent!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I didn't know Norway had a monarchy, I just thought they had a Prime Minister.

9 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 1

To be fair he doesn't really do much though

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

A prime minister usually means there's a president or other head of state like a monarch. Anyway, consider yourself educated.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Thank you kindly

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yes we do. Like sweden and denmark and GB. And prolly netherlands etc.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What kind of a country has just a prime minister?

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Canada? Australia? Jamaica?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 19

They're part of the commonwealth so the Queen of England is their Queen too.

9 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 0

Italy. Archer told me they don't use a king.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

they did, he accepted mussoline as his prime minister, they didn't like him after that

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They have a president tho.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Germany or Italy?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I think he means Vittorio Emanuele and Georg Friedrich.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Duty station, I'm assuming by your comment and some of your previous stuff (sorry I'm a creep), you're in the military and did the.....

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Joint multinational rotation that we did there last year.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yup. It was cold as balls man

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

But I am from MCAS Cherry Point, we flew from the states to be out there

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"Only got to shake his hand"? How physical were you hoping to get if you don't mind me asking?

9 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

Ha, nah I was hoping to maybe get a picture or talk with him for a minute.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Yea don't take a selfie with a king...

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He's a busy bee I guess. Where did you run into him?

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I was doing a static display of our equipment out in Norway on the Stjordal Airbase.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Stjørdal representing! I worked at a bar there, you weren't out drinking a little while you were there?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ah, like an "inspection" visit? Good on you for getting that handshake, and good luck with Haakon and Ingrid A. Gotta collect the whole set!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0