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This is King Harald V, the King of Norway. Today is his 80th birthday, and you can send him your best wishes in the official Royal Protocol! (http://www.kongehuset.no/protokoll.html?tid=140920&sek=26939)
He's a pretty awesome dude all round. Just thought I'd educate you!
He more or less grew up in the White House, as the Norwegian government was exiled during the WW2 occupation. His father had to stay in London to organise the Norwegian war efforts, while Harald, his mother and sisters were taken under the wings of Eleanor Roosevelt.
One of the notable events he remembers from that time is standing behind Franklin D. Roosevelt when he was sworn in for his fourth term on the South Portico of the White House in 1945.
As king, he is the commander in chief for all military forces in Norway.
He started his military service as a regular private with the Norwegian cavalry's officer school, before qualifying for the Norwegian Military Academy. He then served as second-in-command of the cavalry school.
After serving, he went to Balliol College, Oxford, to study Social Sciences, History, and Economy.
He's won Gold, Silver, and Bronze in the world sailing championships (1-tonner). He's also a three time Olympian, representing Norway in sailing. Unlike his father, he did not win any Olympic medals, shaming the family greatly.
He's an avid humanitarian and a uniting symbol for most Norwegians, even the republicans. The latter means something else in a constitutional, parliamentary, elected monarchy entirely.
Although not allowed to take partisan views, he has found a platform promoting human rights and a society built on equality and solidarity.
I think everyone should listen to his speech on "what it means to be Norwegian". https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YQtLxYde-rw
He threatened to relinquish his royal title if he couldn't marry the love of his life, the commoner Sonja Haraldsen(!). Fortunately, he didn't have to, and they still live happily. They have two children, Crown Prince Haakon, and Princess Märtha Louise.
His son took it one step further and threatened to relinquish his rights to the throne if he could not marry a single mother of one, which probably wasn't a threat at all, considering what a cool guy Harald is.
This unfortunately inspired "The Prince and Me" with sequels. For which they are sorry.
And their grand children. The girl standing in the middle, Ingrid Alexandra, is heir-apparent to the throne, the future Queen of Norway. She will be the first firstborn daughter to accept the throne as Queen, after a fairly recent change in the constitution.
A little known benefit of being the King of Norway, is that you are also the King of Trolls.
mostlysalt
Remember when he almost tripped after a speech and the entire country had a simultaneous heart attack?
notthepuppies
How could he, shaming the family like that?
DavidBowiesBulgeInLabyrinth
Dot to remind myself to listen to that speech later. Neat post OP.
Selerox
He's also 74th in line to the British throne last I checked.
Laiquendi
Funfact: My grandfather shared room with him in the military.
FrozenFoodGuy
@brownsauce your king looks good!!
ProfessorDumbass
Real life cake day....Keep up the good work your majesty
Cthuluu
We couldn't have asked for a better representative for our country. Gratulerer med dagen til Hans Majestet Kong Harald V. ????????
punxsutawney
I know the '?' are actually emojis but I love how confused it makes this person look. "I didn't know we had a king either but I'm happy!!!"
Cthuluu
Hahaha. I was to lazy to delete and comment again. So there's that.
TheTitsOfThisGuy
Grattis Kung Harald hälsningar Sverige! Vourbie bejivi frå sapmi!
TheNorthernSkeptic
Lenge leve Kongen!!
drdreidl
Doot doot. Sweet post @OP
Agirlinthesackisbetterthan2ontinder
For konge og fedreland !
TheTitsOfThisGuy
För konung fosterland och norden!
DeutscherKanadier
I'm German, but I'm guessing that means, "For king and Fatherland"
CrazyDragonBoy
You're right:)
doegnvill
And since normal retirement in Norway is 67 years, we are a whopping 13 years behind schedule for the introduction of a republic.
LilythTheFirst
Am I the only one that thinks he looks a bit like prince William in the younger photo? Surprised no one had mentioned it.
SkypeOfCthulhu
As Harald V of Norway is fourth cousin of Elizabeth II concurrently on two family trees at once, some semblance should be expected.
unpunnyfuns
The royal family are indeed cousins and second cousins to the British royal family, with some sprinklings of Danish and Swedish in there.
zapsmass
Grats on lvl 80.
blergen
He worked at my girlfriend once. They came to visit my college and she accidently walked into the lone of their procession.
blergen
He winked* at my girlfriend once. They came to visit my college and she accidentally walked into the line* of their procession.
WayneT
rip english
blergen
More like rip autocorrect. Dang.
HPLovesaurce
Hey! Denmark here: 'The Prince and Me' is a is also based on the Danish crown prince Frederik and the Australian Mary. Yes, very important
unpunnyfuns
Thank god, we've found someone else to take the blame! :D
callekiai
Fun fact: The Norwegian monarchy is increasingly popular, especially among younger generations. Not going to be a republic any time soon.
queenelizabeth
I shared a ski lift with prince Haakon once. Nice guy. Really loves Mette Marit.
Flamboyatron
He seems pretty alright. As an American, can we borrow him for, oh, the next four years?
knallogfall
Not if we have to take your guy in return...
morkl
I once crashed a party that this guy attended. Never got to meet him in person tho.
Thebae
Are you all really ashamed that he didn't win an Olympic medal?
unpunnyfuns
We forgave him eventually. Not sure his father ever did. :P
thisplaceisnotforyou
If I met young King Harald I would totally do him, not bad looking at all.
SureGoAheadAsshole
And that would be King Hard-ald. . . He's awesome.
grimnorseman
I love my country and i love my king. Would take a bullet for this man.
Mentleman
why doesnt he have a beard? hes basically the viking boss
unpunnyfuns
If hew grew a beard, it would be so awesome everyone would have to avert their eyes. Yet another thing he has sacrificed for the nation.
Karlifen
im srry to disappoint but modern nordmenn arent very viking like. more the "dont talk/look at me on public transport" kinda vibe. timid even
Tops54
Their ancestors saw enough sh*t in past lives that they're still trying to recover.
Karlifen
true, and there hasnt really been much fighting for the av. norwegian. perhaps when Putin invades well get out the ol battle axe. gene roar
Tops54
That's what the Fins did in WW2 right? I guess their instincts never leave.
DrYoloMcSwagmasterIIIEsq
What do Finns have to do with this? They were never vikings
legolasmyeggolas
He and the queen visited my alma mater in Minnesota.
WhoYouGonnaCallGhostNappa
Not surprising, many minnesotan cities/towns are sister cities to towns in norway
unpunnyfuns
IIRC, Minnesota and the Dakotas are pretty much squareheads, uffda!
BetterPizzaBetterIngredientsPapaJohns
Not a lot of people in Norway really like monarchies (including me) but I'll be damned if you can find someone here who doesn't like him
knallogfall
8 out of 10 isn't a lot? https://www.nrk.no/norge/8-av-10-vil-beholde-kongehuset_-storst-oppslutning-blant-de-unge-1.13383378
DoctorManface
Actually according to fresh statistics, 81% of the norwegian people support the monarchs.
BetterPizzaBetterIngredientsPapaJohns
Wow didn't know that. I guess I shouldn't be saying it's near fact when it's just the people I knows opinions lol.
LaRoscia
What is it that you don't like about it? Is it the merely idea of it? Asking because I'm sincerely curious since I'm italian
unpunnyfuns
The principle of hereditary power. But Norwegians are pragmatic, right now the royal family does its job very satisfactory.
rezpawner
I couldn't give a fuck about him. His father was great, this guy is pretty "meh".
BetterPizzaBetterIngredientsPapaJohns
Well I'll be damned
grimnorseman
Et drit og stapp ein hyse langt opp i mannemusen ;) There! Thou art now dammed, wanker!
norwad
As a fellow Norwegian i like the idea of the monarchy In the way that we practice it now.
AskingTheRealQuestions
I think the idea of inheritable public positions is ridiculous. The monarchy doesn't bother me too much, but I'd vote no if I could.
SkypeOfCthulhu
With the increasing polarization of politics, I appreciate the fact that we can have a non-political representative of the country.
norwad
Yes, that's main reason i'm for the monarchy. But i also think the royal family are great representants for our country.
DakotaDavid
I didn't vote for him.
TexasBaconMan
Strange women, lying in ponds...
reaperhugs
I came here to post this. You win sir.
orgeezuz
I mean you're clearly from Dakota, not Norway.
unpunnyfuns
That's pretty much the same thing. :D
fangsschleim
You don't vote for kings...
DakotaDavid
How'd he become king then?
fangsschleim
The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water
fangsschleim
...signifying by divine providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. THAT is why I am your king.
unpunnyfuns
In viking-land you do: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elective_monarchy#Scandinavia
DakotaDavid
Still the holy grail reference. Haha
unpunnyfuns
i'm just rolling with it now. :D
flaccidhope
Thank Gawd you didn't. I'd rather a head of state, forced to be neutral, from a reliable family, than have the people elect Cheeto Mussolini
flaccidhope
Knowing that Britain would have to have a shitshow like 2016 if we turned into a Republic has made me a strict monarchist.
unpunnyfuns
The constitutional change from a monarchy to a republic is up for vote every year at the Storting. If passed, the monarchy ceases to be.
PresidentProTempore
That's kind of sad. I know a lot of people say they're a waste of money, but I do think royals are a valuable vulcanizing figure for a 1/2
PresidentProTempore
Democratic government. They foster nationalism in a good way. Ideas can be dangerous for nationalism, but people can sway masses for better.
unpunnyfuns
It's unlikely for this to happen. The royal family is very much a part of Norwegian identity. (and yeah, they're bang for the buck)
DakotaDavid
Totally blew over the holy grail reference. But I find your information intriguing. I didn't know that they could vote to get rid of it. Huh
unpunnyfuns
I'm not a clever man. :D That was a perfect pass as well. Drat.
unpunnyfuns
Think of the role as master of ceremonies, with the right to veto twice. the buck stops there.
Cheomesh
Weirds me out that a modern country still sees need for a king.
AskingTheRealQuestions
I'm Norwegian and I agree with you. I don't get why we're so supportive of inherited public positions.
TotallyNotDitto
I see nothing wrong so long as the king isn't shitty.
joer5835
It's not that weird. It gives a bit of stability and national identity. A figurehead to unite around.
zFUBARz
Who was downvoting this poor guy? He wasn't being rude with his belief, just questioning an archaic but sometimes useful institution.
weirdnorwegianguy
Just too bad his daughter (the princess) is batshit crazy
Unintended
Yes. Bat. Shit. Crazy.
himit
Story time!
YoureProbablyOutOfMyMind
She sees dead people
ITalkAboutGoats
Dot
weirdnorwegianguy
She has her own "angel school", and goes around on seminars claiming to communicate through angels and have healing power
WhoYouGonnaCallGhostNappa
That's fucking great, anything else? Also why is his granddaughter the heir and not his first born child?
weirdnorwegianguy
She's not the heir to the throne. That would be Haakon. "Kronprins" which means prince to be crowned.
himit
Ohhh I had a great aunt like that. You'd ask her a question and she'd have to stop and ask Freddie Mercury.
ThoughtfulSatan
I got to meet him when I was out in Norway last year. Only got to shake his hand but it was neat. I was shocked to find Norway had a king
Philosophdog
He invited me and my choir on some of his statutory visits. In Turkey and Italy. Love the guy.
Selerox
So is the Netherlands, Belgium and Spain.
LeadByBadExample
Why was it a shock? Sweden and Denmark has monarchs as well.
Guiparnakki
Yes like in Canada as well.
zFUBARz
Common Wealth represent!
ThoughtfulSatan
I didn't know Norway had a monarchy, I just thought they had a Prime Minister.
GeneralBullshit
To be fair he doesn't really do much though
LeadByBadExample
A prime minister usually means there's a president or other head of state like a monarch. Anyway, consider yourself educated.
ThoughtfulSatan
Thank you kindly
Rantaf
Yes we do. Like sweden and denmark and GB. And prolly netherlands etc.
SwaghettiYologneseWithMemeballs
What kind of a country has just a prime minister?
ThoughtfulSatan
Canada? Australia? Jamaica?
SwaghettiYologneseWithMemeballs
They're part of the commonwealth so the Queen of England is their Queen too.
theloneponderer
Italy. Archer told me they don't use a king.
Gawky
they did, he accepted mussoline as his prime minister, they didn't like him after that
SwaghettiYologneseWithMemeballs
They have a president tho.
saltywalty
Germany or Italy?
ThoughtfulSatan
What?
HateNomad
I think he means Vittorio Emanuele and Georg Friedrich.
saltywalty
Duty station, I'm assuming by your comment and some of your previous stuff (sorry I'm a creep), you're in the military and did the.....
saltywalty
Joint multinational rotation that we did there last year.
ThoughtfulSatan
Yup. It was cold as balls man
ThoughtfulSatan
But I am from MCAS Cherry Point, we flew from the states to be out there
whathavewehere
"Only got to shake his hand"? How physical were you hoping to get if you don't mind me asking?
ThoughtfulSatan
Ha, nah I was hoping to maybe get a picture or talk with him for a minute.
AuBoss
Yea don't take a selfie with a king...
whathavewehere
He's a busy bee I guess. Where did you run into him?
ThoughtfulSatan
I was doing a static display of our equipment out in Norway on the Stjordal Airbase.
IamTheRealSpoon
Stjørdal representing! I worked at a bar there, you weren't out drinking a little while you were there?
whathavewehere
Ah, like an "inspection" visit? Good on you for getting that handshake, and good luck with Haakon and Ingrid A. Gotta collect the whole set!