TheJomsborgViking

170212 pts ยท July 25, 2017


depressed, but smiling.

MAGA morons don't even listen to him, all they care about is that he pisses off the left and that makes them smile.

They thoroughly ignored the pedophile evidence, why would they stop now at dementia?

5 hours ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

No. Pt 1

12 hours ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Rowg

12 hours ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

White robe hoodie

17 hours ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 0

I did this once, sort of.
I was left with a babysitter and her 4 teenage children while my mom went out.
I got up at like 2am and went outside and walked down the street. A cop picked me up and I spent a night at a foster care house...

17 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yoga pants are veerrry acceptable

1 day ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

We kept saying he was, they kept denying it.
When proof came out, their stance shifted to "So what" and that left us speechless.

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My earliest memory is of me driving in the desert.
I asked about this years later and my mother said I was barely 2, I was on my dad's lap and he was doing the gas and brakes but I did indeed control the wheel out in the desert.
The only thing I remember from search and rescue was some guy grabbing me and pulling me up a hill while saying my mom was waiting. As soon as he let go, I went right back down the hill and lost the guy.
It was just a stranger to me. Later my mom confirmed it was S&R

1 day ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

More room for cake

1 day ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Don't let that SomeImgurDick guy get to you. Keep on being an asshole.
It's the internet, we don't expect 100% truths, if you do, you're a fool and deserve mocking!

Keep being top shelf, bottom shelf vodka

1 day ago | Likes 117 Dislikes 7

Raised to survive? Lol! I was the "its 8pm, do you know where your children are" generation.

As soon as I could walk I was getting lost in the woods, once search and rescue were called and found me 4 miles from home playing next to a river. I was 3.
I lost them during a climb up a hill because I didnt know the person who found me.
I wasn't raised to survive. I was lucky the Darwin award passed me by several times!

1 day ago | Likes 40 Dislikes 6

Make an onlyfans.... I mean a Ko-fi....

1 day ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Thats it! From now on you ponies are gonna learn to wear pants! Jeans, sweatpants, khakis. This punishment hurts me.more than it hurts you, I assure you!

1 day ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

The key words are "believing in him" you aren't part of the idiot comment if you never believed in the shit stain to begin with.

1 day ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They were hated by other white people.
Racist white people are the stupidest people on the planet.

1 day ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

Raw is not so bad now is it Mr. Ramsay!

1 day ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Do I know why...? Of course I do, it's s genetic Im afraid.
Beauty skips generations.
Ugly grandpa, beautiful mom, ugly me.
Anyways, wanna have a kid with me so I can continue to prove the concept?

1 day ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Don't you fucking dare!

1 day ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

I guess he was armed all along

2 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Posturing bird. There is no difference between this and a peacock flashing its tail feathers in a desperate bid to find a mate, or scare away danger.

2 days ago | Likes 299 Dislikes 3

If you can't read the description text, at least read the commenter moods about it

2 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

What's that stickiness between my thighs? Did you already...?

No... thats the maple syrup

2 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Okay, but just a little intelligence gathering and forethought
Or consideration would have stayed their bloody hands.
It is an illegal war! We had no fucking right to even bomb them in the first place! They chose a target with a school right next to it and decades of experience would suggest our aim is less than 100% accurate!
"We didn't mean to" is not a good fucking excuse. It should never have happened in the first place.

2 days ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Is the basis of Kingdom Come: Deliverance games.

2 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah... sometimes my auto correct works faster than my brain, and sometimes it takes a vacation.

2 days ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

We the People of the United States, in Order to form a more perfect Union, establish Justice, insure domestic Tranquility, provide for the common defense, promote the general Welfare, and secure the Blessings of Liberty to ourselves and our Posterity, do ordain and establish this Constitution for the United States of America.

3 days ago | Likes 43 Dislikes 1

Earth sword
Turf earth sword
Girth turf earth sword.
Mirth girth turf earth sword

3 days ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 2

I looked it up to see, I just typed Large breasted bat and it was all Rouge the bat

4 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Memory is a hell of a thing.

4 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Huh, I recall watching it with my mum and she commented that both ended up on Cheers as well, but again I was young as hell and barely remember it.
If I recall some asshole gets this guy and his pregnant wife to bury themselves in sand, they die, and come back to haunt him?

4 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0