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#memes #socially_awesome_awkward_penguin. I have three weeks to put on some pounds to get the dress fitting perfectly again. Send me recipes!
Mar 24, 2026 7:33 PM
lifesucksgetahelmet
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#memes #socially_awesome_awkward_penguin. I have three weeks to put on some pounds to get the dress fitting perfectly again. Send me recipes!
Sherpafish
Get on the butter and mashed potatoes, stat!
rojelioenescabeche
Keep up the stress and you’ll look amazing.
spangolio
so you have three weeks to re-tailor your dress.
playingwithknives
I clearly have the wrong kind of stress.
cousteau
Well start gobbling! 🍔
byebuddyhopeyoufindyourdad
metroid2
Buttered rice with salt. That is like a comfort food for me. I restrict myself on its use though.
Volpe42
Most people gain weight from stress
Themaxdu1
Čevapi are the answer.
0RocketCat0
A friend of mine realized he was overdoing it when he gained 20 pounds after a few weeks eating the following for breakfast: 2 strips of bacon, cooked to a crisp; one large egg then fried in the grease; and then a piece of bread fried in the grease(and soaking up a fair amount). Top the bread with the bacon strips cut in half, then the egg, then your choice of cheese. I recommend a nice, sharp cheddar, but i'm a cheddar guy.
TheJomsborgViking
More room for cake
Schaade
Don't do it. Often stress weight loss is largely water. Plenty of fluids and your normal diet plus only what you're actually hungry for.
VaxxedCanadian
A good poop will do that too. A real good poop.
InfocalypseRising
I hear about people losing weight from stress and I'm just like how do I flip that switch because mine does the opposite
TheCryptid
If youre like me, stress is making you eat so... :/
NotGoodAtUserNames1
Bingo bango. My mom cleans when she gets mad, too. Why didn’t I get that gene?
mksu
I wouldn't try too hard. Usually you bounce right back from this stuff. Small fluctuations in weight are normal.
lifesucksgetahelmet
Gonna try and eat more tomorrow for sure. Mom tells me to stop sweating the small stuff anyways so I’m going to try and listen to that advice
azazyel
My weight varies by about 3 lbs day to day
mksu
Behold the power of water
ClutterMonkey
Easter is almost here. Wait until the day after and buy all the Reece’s peanut butter eggs you can ear at 80% off.
rukeman
Holiday Reese's are the best Reese's.
spontaneous9
* Reese's
BadPunsAplenty
*Rhesus
Th1ng
Kell
ClutterMonkey
What does John Connor’s father have to do with peanut butter eggs?
spontaneous9
sweat, bad breath, the works