TheComputerScientist

43155 pts ยท October 2, 2013


I know why most people click on a profile, so here is the brief summary of a/s/l followed by my regular story: a/s/l: a: 30, s: m, l: backend: c#, but I'm conversational in java, and understand C and C++ frontend: react + redux + typescript -------------------------------------------------------------- As you could probably tell, I am a computer scientist. I study the science of computers. Specifically, the mating behaviors of these magnificent creatures.

That's cool, but until poor people won't get jail time for things like this, let's at least ensure that rich people do.

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Yeah, but that's 'cause you're normal, not weird. You gotta think about the headline from the perspective of a Republican.

2 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

That's cool, but until poor people won't get jail time for things like this, let's at least ensure that rich people do. They ain't paying taxes either way.

2 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

You don't even need to point to other countries 50 yrs ago. In 2016 it wasn't illegal for teachers to tell students they were gay in Florida

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

Oh shit, oh no, that bed was actually a pull out couch and now they're fucking it too! Oh, the humanity!

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

"If I can't explain it, clearly it means no one can and it must be God." - religious folk probably

2 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 1

I kept reading that as "flaming one" until I read that description and realized it was actually a "flamin-gone".

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yup. Also, touchy has a negative connotation. So most ordinary objects are beautiful, silent, very smelly, tangible (derogatory), delicious.

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Demand will never be outpaced until corporations are prevented from purchasing houses. It's more profitable for them to rent it out.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

#5 and #6 are both AI "art" (too lazy to click past 10, so there could be more in this dump)

2 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

Well, the degenerate in me recognizes those siblings.

2 years ago | Likes 147 Dislikes 2

They did figure it out. Then they got new management who figured they'd just bribe their way through inspections.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

AI "art"

2 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 4

Hmm, not sure putting him with the kids is the best idea

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Unless you're buying a deluxe edition for modern games, no console has booklets. The best you get is a pamphlet for dlc.

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

That boy ain't right

2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

People are downvoting through misunderstanding. You meant the cops called it in themselves, rather than the secretary calling it in herself.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I gotta ask, how do you was socks like that with the fuzzy bits on the end? Wouldn't that flake off in the washing machine?

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Until I read these comments and the post title, I thought this was a comic about a super progressive principal and a trans male teenager.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

*force women to die giving birth to dead babies. It's important to remember there were serious medical conditions for the mother too.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

"Yes, but France is Bean?"

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

My favorite part is the hospital may be in-network, but the doctor that sees you (whom you can't choose in an emergency) may not be.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Here, stop being bothered now:

2 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

What? No. That can't be how it ends! Where's the happy ending? Where is it?!

2 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

#5 I swear this joke used to be about writing code in Notepad instead of an an editor. How the times have changed.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Glass was white and race probly didn't factor. Race is a social construct. Not all white is white. Irish and Italians aren't white to WASPs.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0