Time for the unhinged XL Monday CeleryDump for the good & bad people of Imgur

Jan 29, 2024 7:33 PM

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greetings online friends

bugs are kewl

i can relate, but there's more cat pics

wish that was my area

legend

nope

it’s true, it is usually much larger

mmm hmm

I’m turning the car around

awww

I’d buy it just for the drawing

never knew she was an Orioles fan

hiding whales = easy

va va voom

tried, failed

i'd say it's an absolute certainty- samurai love the latest tech

true

that's my time.. have a great night gang!!

#46 The older fax machine in the picture looks like it was from the '70s. I doubt it provides any information as to the device used in 1843. It's not explicitly wrong but a little deceptive.

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#37 do not hide your whale on the moon

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#15 please share reference

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#4 I absolutely lost it when I saw this in the theater. Like I knew the hunger games is YA stuff, but I couldn't suspend disbelief when the dude turned himself into a rock because he worked in a bakery and had... what. Frosting skills? It was so awful. It was gloriously awful. *chef's kiss*

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What movie is this?

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Also, lying on the ground and disguising your face like a rock seems like a good way to get your face stepped on.

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#15 I feel like I’m missing some info. Guessing the girl is either in fetish porn or was in the news for getting “R. Kelley’d?

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The Lego set fake pisses me off, I don't want to see the box I want to see it fully built!!

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#39 yes but are you….. certified?

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I am.

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It's hot and it's ready!

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That's my bedroom mantra.

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#46 there was a 22 year period between 1843 and 1865 that a samurai could have sent a fax to Abraham Lincoln.

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There was also a 2 year period where the same samurai could have sent a fax to Abraham Lincoln and not received a reply.

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#19 as a fashion designer, I can tell you it's because a) women's shapes vary so much, you need varying styles to fit, and b) you guys are so goddamn boring with your fashion choices. You'll take a plain blue shirt over a funky green bowling shirt any day @OP

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Omg the last one! Went to Jamaica with my husband and he just had to get a straw hat. He has said that he hates hats before. WTH

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#15 need help!! Someone explain please..

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#16

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#41 you've just got to think outside the box a bit as a DM is all. Once started a campaign where I had everybody make two characters. The one set were all meant to be either in, or heading to, this small village on the border or two rival kingdoms. I let the players do some individual tasks around town before, BOOM, magical nuke, laying waste to village and PC alike. Scene immediately cuts to their second characters, who somehow survived the blast only to then be rounded up in prison transports.

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#45 Not since Unus Annus, we can't. God, I can imagine the smell.

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#2 Are these for sale on Amazon?

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#32 Corpsegrinder is a really cool, laid-back dude. I'm glad he replaced Chris Barnes. That guy sucks both professionally and personally.

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Cheers!

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#2 it would be even better if these were available on Amazon

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I guess the victorian gentlemen thief had to send a fax:

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To Abraham Lincoln 🤪.

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assemble the Gang... *sound of fax machine sending*.

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will add the gang is not the 4 man party listed about its the full on Pirat crew, the unit of samurais, the Gentlements thief contacts and so on. (its the cavalierly) except there are no horses and it a mix of 4 different "factions".

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The could all ride in a car to catch a zeppelin while armed with machine guns.

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The one I saw compared the dates for the samurai and the fax machine, along with Abraham Lincoln's birth and death dates, and concluded that a samurai could have sent Abraham Licoln a fax.

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Uhh, Abraham Lincoln sends the Gang a fax to start an Adventure. I like it.

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That's awesome. :)

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Sounds like something from The Amazing Screw-On Head.

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#16

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Enjoy!

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Regarding the goth chef preparing baked bean pizza for the racoons and armor wearing busboys, I have questions. first of which: where is this so I can have her fix me some dinner?

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she does not exist, it is AI generated art. right now the most obvious tell is text. look at it closely. no it is not written on her boobs.

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I honestly didn't look that closely after the beans and racoons

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#1 If I were a sailor and I heard a pretty siren singing an enchanting song I would probably be too nervous to throw myself to my watery grave.

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There, there.

Maybe you'd be so nervous that you trip and FALL into a watery grave, instead ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Hooray!

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"She's probably just a nice mermaid that sings enchanting songs at every sailor. Don't read too much into it."

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"My Social Anxiety Stopped Me From Getting A Date With Siren and Now A Succubus Won't Return My Calls. " - new 2024 anime hit just dropped

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"Teleported to Another World, My Social Anxiety Stopped Me From Getting A Date With Siren and Now A Succubus Won't Return My Calls."

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Thats a mermaid, not a siren. Sirens are bird people.

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Sirens were bird women, but they were known for enchanted singing and luring sailors to their death.

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As a sailor, I was looking for literally any excuse to jump off the ship, but only if I was promised death

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Just realizing that if I swipe through instead of scroll through the dump, I don’t have to count. Doh!

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If you're counting for purposes of creating the links in comments, there's also:

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#7 why? I don’t get this one.

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It's just a bunch of pictures of the same person - something people do when someone dies.

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Ah

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#15 Is she one of the two girls I keep hearing so much about? Is it cropped so we don't see the cup?

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Yes

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She is someone you'd be hearing about if you're a WWE fan, not two girls one cup. Vince allegedly took a dump on her during a threesome. Alongside a whole slew of other stuff, the only reason its come to light is that good ol' McMahon there refused to finish paying her off.

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Young Vinnie

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#15 This is why Vince McMahon is trending right now and the WWE is trying to get rid of him ASAP. And I assume why his daughter is avoiding him. Do not read this if you are easily grossed out. NSFL https://storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.ctd.157647/gov.uscourts.ctd.157647.1.0.pdf This is about his daughter resigning last year. https://bleacherreport.com/articles/10061661-wwe-rumors-backstage-details-on-stephanie-and-vince-mcmahons-working-relationship

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Beautiful work including links, you gorgeous little bug.

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#47 I need to know more.

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I'm thinking bout those beans.

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AI art. 0 fully visible hands that aren't fucked up. The mess the tail-less raccoon in the lower right is sitting on makes no sense. Counter on left is two different heights where it meets the wall. The container's writing and that of the multiple time-stamps at the top. The right-hand guy's pauldron extends down his leg. Her watch is a smear. The guy in the back... legs don't bend like that, and he seems to have a spear coming out of his chest. Oh, and the pizza box is weird.

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Is she wearing only an apron?

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Now you've identified the true issue.

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Roll that beautiful bean footage

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Ancient Rome was invaded by... the Goths.

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I think I'd actually like to know less.

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It's a nice picture of boobs and some other stuff.

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This might be the first time on Imgur that I was too distracted by other stuff to notice the boobs.

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Don’t worry. The boobs will be there for you when you’re ready.

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AI "art"

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The fact that you don't consider this to be art is proof that you are completely unqualified to judge. If this isn't art, then nothing is.

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yeah definitely ai generated, look at the text; look at the timestamp. fingers are pretty good though, which is a bit unusual.

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Nah, the whole "eldritch nightmare hands" thing was kind of solved at least six months ago

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Not really. I think they brute-forced it, there's only a few acceptable hand poses.

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i have noticed that hands are more consistently out of the uncanny valley, but poorly trained lora and underskilled prompters still slip up.

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