I was but a boy when I favorited this in 2013
How many shitposts am I scheduled to upvote today?
I wish I was rich enough to just give out free drugs
Some day my princess will come
Learn yourself some keyboard short cuts!
Dyslexic kids write to Mr. Satan
It's not my fault. I was doing dishes drunk.
Ya'll being tricked by that Disney Greedâ„¢ machine
Only a cop can hold a cop accountable
My Favorite Part About the New Hover Links Is When the Gifs are Synchronized
At least I'm a boring drunk
+ or - several months depending on your workplace/essential-ness
Are we not doing phrasing any more?
How about a 12,000 wallpaper dump to remember the good ol' days of server crashing imgur
Apparently you can just pay your way out of a rape charge
You people need to learn to write better
One day, I hope to be this dedicated to my craft
So many years where I misdiagnosed the problem...
It also leaves me bloated
A discussion about the Net Neutrality Act passing
Is it Just me?
I should've known better
I heard Star Wars Episode VII was running low on funds
Not ruining any punch lines here, no siree
My name is TheComputerScientist and I'm a chocoholic
Someone posted this picture of me and claimed it was them and it got to the FP. And then did it again.
Does no one remember the best human of them all?
Always Read The Fine Print
First Thing I thought of When I Saw This Name
How do you make friends as an adult!
I'm a monster
It ain't much, but it's something I've done
Yesterday was very exciting
It's my cakeday, I was promised upvotes
Happy RHM with an actor I really like*
MRW I see myself in the mirror and think I'm moderately attractive, then put my glasses on