TheComputerScientist

43155 pts · October 2, 2013


I know why most people click on a profile, so here is the brief summary of a/s/l followed by my regular story: a/s/l: a: 30, s: m, l: backend: c#, but I'm conversational in java, and understand C and C++ frontend: react + redux + typescript -------------------------------------------------------------- As you could probably tell, I am a computer scientist. I study the science of computers. Specifically, the mating behaviors of these magnificent creatures.

I was but a boy when I favorited this in 2013

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How many shitposts am I scheduled to upvote today?

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I wish I was rich enough to just give out free drugs

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Some day my princess will come

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Learn yourself some keyboard short cuts!

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Dyslexic kids write to Mr. Satan

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It's not my fault. I was doing dishes drunk.

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Ya'll being tricked by that Disney Greedâ„¢ machine

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Only a cop can hold a cop accountable

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My Favorite Part About the New Hover Links Is When the Gifs are Synchronized

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At least I'm a boring drunk

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+ or - several months depending on your workplace/essential-ness

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Are we not doing phrasing any more?

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How about a 12,000 wallpaper dump to remember the good ol' days of server crashing imgur

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Apparently you can just pay your way out of a rape charge

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You people need to learn to write better

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One day, I hope to be this dedicated to my craft

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So many years where I misdiagnosed the problem...

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It also leaves me bloated

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A discussion about the Net Neutrality Act passing

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Is it Just me?

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I should've known better

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I heard Star Wars Episode VII was running low on funds

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Not ruining any punch lines here, no siree

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My name is TheComputerScientist and I'm a chocoholic

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Someone posted this picture of me and claimed it was them and it got to the FP. And then did it again.

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Does no one remember the best human of them all?

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Always Read The Fine Print

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First Thing I thought of When I Saw This Name

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How do you make friends as an adult!

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I'm a monster

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It ain't much, but it's something I've done

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Yesterday was very exciting

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It's my cakeday, I was promised upvotes

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Happy RHM with an actor I really like*

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MRW I see myself in the mirror and think I'm moderately attractive, then put my glasses on

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