41318 pts · November 20, 2024
Okay so if it was a real story... he would not have been arrested for "trying to sell a ghost". He would have been arrested for screaming and throwing stuff in a Gamestop. The ghost stuff would only have come out after his arrest and people were interviewed by police and the media. People always say the "reason" was the first act that started the sequence that ended in a crime. "I was arrested for refusing to pick up a leaf". No you were arrested for punching a cop, bud.
"My child came to me and..." means the following story is made up. Always.
The first plane hit at 8:46am, and the second plane hit at 9:03am, (New York time obv). What did they do, rush you guys off the bus before it had barely stopped, hitting you with sticks saying "quick quick there's a massive tragedy literally happening right now! Get to your seats, GET TO YOUR SEATS!" 😬
Icy what you did there.
Reminds me of Otzi the iceman, okay yes he was well-dead when they found him, but they decided to move him to a museum and while doing so his leg and a bit of his arm came off but I like to think he would have been sanguine about that... but they also broke his hunting bow and I reckon that would have made him absolutely FURIOUS.
We are now definitely well into the opening pages of the chapter in the history book where the pictures just turn into a bunch of maps with arrows on them. 😢
So if she was smart she would say "I'm using selfie-mode, that always mirrors the image so it looks like I'm on the left side of the car but really I'm on the right." Unfortunately there is very clearly traffic passing on her left. Although I suppose if anyone would camp the outside lane, then take a video call in selfie mode while driving so slowly people had to pass her on the right... it would be a person like this.
If she's on selfie-cam the image will be mirrored.
You might avoid all (or nearly all) the stings, but the hornets still decide when it's over.
I knew that horses have all these body parts like "crest" and "withers" and "hock" so I looked up what the horse's forehead is called... and it turns out it's called the "forehead".
The weight stat is instead of "skinny", "normal", "chunky", "fluffy", and "straight up fat", right? Like it's a valid if kinda mean way to describe someone: White, man, 5'9", fat. Better to say 220lb. I dunno. I've never been missing.
"What does that particular full sleeve tattoo mean to you?""Uh... it means I saved up for a full sleeve tattoo and was brave enough to sit for several sessions. The needle totally hurt but I didn't cry or anything.""What do the flowers mean?""Listen bud, I just choose it off the wall, stop hassling me. It's drifting culture or Yakuza or something probably."
#1 "Oh so I don't count because it's the just the bill, not the whole bird?"
Thinking "Karen Mac" is a real account or this is a real post is funny though. Look - the page is a different colour behind Karen's comment, and the main interface is in Spanish.
I guess it got rehabilitated by dropping the article. "She's queer" is very different to "she's a queer".
GOP: You can't teach kids about the complexities of sex and sexual identity!NORMIES: Uh, is there any evidence of that backfiring?GOP: Only reams of statistics, and a social history that we don't believe in!
The thing with Gaiman is that all my life I've known that "genius" authors are assholes. Graham Greene left his wife. Ernest Hemingway left his wife(s). Artists are even worse. Picasso always had a mistress or two on hand and sometimes the bastard would even put them up in a flat in Paris (or disown them I guess). And then there's what Gaiman did to his kids' nannies. It's like Cosby. It's on a different level. The deal is art for infidelity you guys, not... that.
American Gods was both not that great a novel and also not that nice a physical book. 🤣 It was an easy purge. Obv. by "throw away" I mean I donated it to some community book thing.
fuck yeah science bitch
(Below the glass part of the door, where you can't see them unless you open the bookcase.)
away my trade paper back of American Gods, but my Absolute Sandman Volume One is still visible in my big bookcase if you know where to look... I figure I make up for keeping that by not buying any of the other volumes?
When my kids were little and JK Rowling had not embraced the Black Mold (TM), I bought a lovely expensive boxed set of the HP books. IIRC they have these covers but came in a big red box decorated with embossed gold phoenix etc. Recently I bought an IKEA Billy bookcase with doors that are only glass at the top, solid down the bottom. I've thrown away with red phoenix box but I can't quite bring myself to throw away the books... so I've put them on what I call The Shelf of Shame. I did throw/1
This story is everywhere and the main pic for it, on every outlet, seems to be a variation on the stock "sarge" in front of a bunch or line of "recruits" who all look like they are aged 16-17. Does the media even sniff its own shit anymore?
Does this hurt the balcony railing?
Make sure they aren't just regular transmen, make sure they are full-on bodybuilders who are on the juice. And every time one gets done for being a drug cheat, replace him with a ciswoman who is also a bodybuilder on the juice. Just blind the opposition with varieties of drug cheating. Fuck the volleyball, it only has like three moves anyway.
Isn't Legbet one of the Ten Thousand Nicknames of Elizabeth?
"Queer" used to be a flat out slur only a generation ago. Any term for any minority is just something you need to keep an eye on. Ear on. Ear out for. Ah fuck it.
"Compared to cartoon Maui" - I put that qualifier in there for a reason. Cartoon Maui is a big bouncy boychild as you know (and which is part of the gag). He's so bouncy you'd almost make the mistake of calling him fat. The Rock looks drawn and haggard and the wig just makes it worse.
WTF is it with places called Port Arthur. In Australia site of our worst mass shooting. In Russia site of the most deadly land battle in the Russo-Japanese war of 1905. In Canada site of a deadly flood and deadly grain silo explosions. And now this (but of course already famous for deadly hurricanes and other industrial incidents).
And if my grandmother had wheels and space for a stretcher she would have been an ambulance and the Israelis would have bombed her, what are you saying?! [flails in Italian]
Okay so if it was a real story... he would not have been arrested for "trying to sell a ghost". He would have been arrested for screaming and throwing stuff in a Gamestop. The ghost stuff would only have come out after his arrest and people were interviewed by police and the media. People always say the "reason" was the first act that started the sequence that ended in a crime. "I was arrested for refusing to pick up a leaf". No you were arrested for punching a cop, bud.
"My child came to me and..." means the following story is made up. Always.
The first plane hit at 8:46am, and the second plane hit at 9:03am, (New York time obv). What did they do, rush you guys off the bus before it had barely stopped, hitting you with sticks saying "quick quick there's a massive tragedy literally happening right now! Get to your seats, GET TO YOUR SEATS!" 😬
Icy what you did there.
Reminds me of Otzi the iceman, okay yes he was well-dead when they found him, but they decided to move him to a museum and while doing so his leg and a bit of his arm came off but I like to think he would have been sanguine about that... but they also broke his hunting bow and I reckon that would have made him absolutely FURIOUS.
We are now definitely well into the opening pages of the chapter in the history book where the pictures just turn into a bunch of maps with arrows on them. 😢
So if she was smart she would say "I'm using selfie-mode, that always mirrors the image so it looks like I'm on the left side of the car but really I'm on the right."
Unfortunately there is very clearly traffic passing on her left. Although I suppose if anyone would camp the outside lane, then take a video call in selfie mode while driving so slowly people had to pass her on the right... it would be a person like this.
If she's on selfie-cam the image will be mirrored.
You might avoid all (or nearly all) the stings, but the hornets still decide when it's over.
I knew that horses have all these body parts like "crest" and "withers" and "hock" so I looked up what the horse's forehead is called... and it turns out it's called the "forehead".
The weight stat is instead of "skinny", "normal", "chunky", "fluffy", and "straight up fat", right? Like it's a valid if kinda mean way to describe someone: White, man, 5'9", fat. Better to say 220lb. I dunno. I've never been missing.
"What does that particular full sleeve tattoo mean to you?"
"Uh... it means I saved up for a full sleeve tattoo and was brave enough to sit for several sessions. The needle totally hurt but I didn't cry or anything."
"What do the flowers mean?"
"Listen bud, I just choose it off the wall, stop hassling me. It's drifting culture or Yakuza or something probably."
#1 "Oh so I don't count because it's the just the bill, not the whole bird?"
Thinking "Karen Mac" is a real account or this is a real post is funny though. Look - the page is a different colour behind Karen's comment, and the main interface is in Spanish.
I guess it got rehabilitated by dropping the article. "She's queer" is very different to "she's a queer".
GOP: You can't teach kids about the complexities of sex and sexual identity!
NORMIES: Uh, is there any evidence of that backfiring?
GOP: Only reams of statistics, and a social history that we don't believe in!
The thing with Gaiman is that all my life I've known that "genius" authors are assholes. Graham Greene left his wife. Ernest Hemingway left his wife(s). Artists are even worse. Picasso always had a mistress or two on hand and sometimes the bastard would even put them up in a flat in Paris (or disown them I guess).
And then there's what Gaiman did to his kids' nannies. It's like Cosby. It's on a different level. The deal is art for infidelity you guys, not... that.
American Gods was both not that great a novel and also not that nice a physical book. 🤣 It was an easy purge. Obv. by "throw away" I mean I donated it to some community book thing.
fuck yeah science bitch
(Below the glass part of the door, where you can't see them unless you open the bookcase.)
away my trade paper back of American Gods, but my Absolute Sandman Volume One is still visible in my big bookcase if you know where to look... I figure I make up for keeping that by not buying any of the other volumes?
When my kids were little and JK Rowling had not embraced the Black Mold (TM), I bought a lovely expensive boxed set of the HP books. IIRC they have these covers but came in a big red box decorated with embossed gold phoenix etc. Recently I bought an IKEA Billy bookcase with doors that are only glass at the top, solid down the bottom. I've thrown away with red phoenix box but I can't quite bring myself to throw away the books... so I've put them on what I call The Shelf of Shame. I did throw/1
This story is everywhere and the main pic for it, on every outlet, seems to be a variation on the stock "sarge" in front of a bunch or line of "recruits" who all look like they are aged 16-17. Does the media even sniff its own shit anymore?
Does this hurt the balcony railing?
Make sure they aren't just regular transmen, make sure they are full-on bodybuilders who are on the juice. And every time one gets done for being a drug cheat, replace him with a ciswoman who is also a bodybuilder on the juice. Just blind the opposition with varieties of drug cheating. Fuck the volleyball, it only has like three moves anyway.
Isn't Legbet one of the Ten Thousand Nicknames of Elizabeth?
"Queer" used to be a flat out slur only a generation ago. Any term for any minority is just something you need to keep an eye on. Ear on. Ear out for. Ah fuck it.
"Compared to cartoon Maui" - I put that qualifier in there for a reason. Cartoon Maui is a big bouncy boychild as you know (and which is part of the gag). He's so bouncy you'd almost make the mistake of calling him fat. The Rock looks drawn and haggard and the wig just makes it worse.
WTF is it with places called Port Arthur. In Australia site of our worst mass shooting. In Russia site of the most deadly land battle in the Russo-Japanese war of 1905. In Canada site of a deadly flood and deadly grain silo explosions. And now this (but of course already famous for deadly hurricanes and other industrial incidents).
And if my grandmother had wheels and space for a stretcher she would have been an ambulance and the Israelis would have bombed her, what are you saying?! [flails in Italian]