SurprisedBox

1279 pts ยท May 14, 2011


At least you aren't my friend who was crying everyone forgot her birthday but her birthday was the next day...

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

If my husband took care of our newborn while I napped he could post whatever pictures he wants of me.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I guess not.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Can I agree with both statements?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

It took me a while to read about why the cake was like that because I was laughing too hard.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My 2 year old daughter is already disappointed that all of her "pockets" are only for decoration.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I've lived in a decent older house for 3 years now. Realtors love me because I get excited over things like three prong outlets.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Can't even go to the park and read a book while they play without people being mad you aren't watching them.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Can't even go to the park and read a book while they play without people being mad you aren't watching them.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If he's alive Biden.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

My fiance is confused as to why I just told my phone "Yay! You did it!"

9 years ago | Likes 42 Dislikes 2

My first kid thought sneezes were funny, but the second was very very grumpy as an infant.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My daughter did the lower lip whenever introduced to anyone new. Or if someone sneezed.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I did the "make a pancake in a rice cooker" thing once. It turned out terrible and I never told my husband.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's a nice non life ruining way to get revenge. Not "mature" but screw maturity.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Me yesterday when I didn't wake up to the FP flooded with porridge.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I remember pigeons and doves doing this all the time in Arizona. Made my grandma so sad because she loves birds.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I didn't contribute but I was planning on upvoting porridge all day. Legitimately disappointed.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

It's a shame Jeb didn't inherit more of that charisma.

9 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

I need favorite folders so I can make a "Come back to this when I'm not eating" folder.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I do this all the time and didn't realize it was a big deal. Now I'm smug about it.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

I bought a pouch for my tablet made of this. Tablet didn't fit but I love it so much I'm not returning it.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

My mother in law acts like this. She abandoned my husband when he was 4 and now acts high and mighty now that she found God. We don't talk.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I write furiously in a journal and hope my husband doesn't find it.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My 6 year old is getting into Mario and Pokemon. This is why I became a parent.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My husband and I love taking the kids down to KC to watch games. Baseball is so family friendly.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

"I bought this five years ago on a clearance rack at Kohls. It was too big before but I grew into it."

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'd assume getting into porn would be fairly easy.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I've got bowels in a box next to my Lego wheels.

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

I'm due in a week and I haven't done anything besides buying the necessities. 3rd kid, all girls. Just gonna nap while I can.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0