1279 pts ยท May 14, 2011
At least you aren't my friend who was crying everyone forgot her birthday but her birthday was the next day...
If my husband took care of our newborn while I napped he could post whatever pictures he wants of me.
I guess not.
Can I agree with both statements?
It took me a while to read about why the cake was like that because I was laughing too hard.
My 2 year old daughter is already disappointed that all of her "pockets" are only for decoration.
I've lived in a decent older house for 3 years now. Realtors love me because I get excited over things like three prong outlets.
Can't even go to the park and read a book while they play without people being mad you aren't watching them.
If he's alive Biden.
My fiance is confused as to why I just told my phone "Yay! You did it!"
My first kid thought sneezes were funny, but the second was very very grumpy as an infant.
My daughter did the lower lip whenever introduced to anyone new. Or if someone sneezed.
I did the "make a pancake in a rice cooker" thing once. It turned out terrible and I never told my husband.
That's a nice non life ruining way to get revenge. Not "mature" but screw maturity.
Me yesterday when I didn't wake up to the FP flooded with porridge.
I remember pigeons and doves doing this all the time in Arizona. Made my grandma so sad because she loves birds.
I didn't contribute but I was planning on upvoting porridge all day. Legitimately disappointed.
It's a shame Jeb didn't inherit more of that charisma.
I need favorite folders so I can make a "Come back to this when I'm not eating" folder.
I do this all the time and didn't realize it was a big deal. Now I'm smug about it.
I bought a pouch for my tablet made of this. Tablet didn't fit but I love it so much I'm not returning it.
My mother in law acts like this. She abandoned my husband when he was 4 and now acts high and mighty now that she found God. We don't talk.
I write furiously in a journal and hope my husband doesn't find it.
My 6 year old is getting into Mario and Pokemon. This is why I became a parent.
My husband and I love taking the kids down to KC to watch games. Baseball is so family friendly.
"I bought this five years ago on a clearance rack at Kohls. It was too big before but I grew into it."
I'd assume getting into porn would be fairly easy.
I've got bowels in a box next to my Lego wheels.
I'm due in a week and I haven't done anything besides buying the necessities. 3rd kid, all girls. Just gonna nap while I can.
At least you aren't my friend who was crying everyone forgot her birthday but her birthday was the next day...
If my husband took care of our newborn while I napped he could post whatever pictures he wants of me.
I guess not.
Can I agree with both statements?
It took me a while to read about why the cake was like that because I was laughing too hard.
My 2 year old daughter is already disappointed that all of her "pockets" are only for decoration.
I've lived in a decent older house for 3 years now. Realtors love me because I get excited over things like three prong outlets.
Can't even go to the park and read a book while they play without people being mad you aren't watching them.
Can't even go to the park and read a book while they play without people being mad you aren't watching them.
If he's alive Biden.
My fiance is confused as to why I just told my phone "Yay! You did it!"
My first kid thought sneezes were funny, but the second was very very grumpy as an infant.
My daughter did the lower lip whenever introduced to anyone new. Or if someone sneezed.
I did the "make a pancake in a rice cooker" thing once. It turned out terrible and I never told my husband.
That's a nice non life ruining way to get revenge. Not "mature" but screw maturity.
Me yesterday when I didn't wake up to the FP flooded with porridge.
I remember pigeons and doves doing this all the time in Arizona. Made my grandma so sad because she loves birds.
I didn't contribute but I was planning on upvoting porridge all day. Legitimately disappointed.
It's a shame Jeb didn't inherit more of that charisma.
I need favorite folders so I can make a "Come back to this when I'm not eating" folder.
I do this all the time and didn't realize it was a big deal. Now I'm smug about it.
I bought a pouch for my tablet made of this. Tablet didn't fit but I love it so much I'm not returning it.
My mother in law acts like this. She abandoned my husband when he was 4 and now acts high and mighty now that she found God. We don't talk.
I write furiously in a journal and hope my husband doesn't find it.
My 6 year old is getting into Mario and Pokemon. This is why I became a parent.
My husband and I love taking the kids down to KC to watch games. Baseball is so family friendly.
"I bought this five years ago on a clearance rack at Kohls. It was too big before but I grew into it."
I'd assume getting into porn would be fairly easy.
I've got bowels in a box next to my Lego wheels.
I'm due in a week and I haven't done anything besides buying the necessities. 3rd kid, all girls. Just gonna nap while I can.