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DrAnusMcFinger
That kid is cute as hell
MacklinWorkAlone
You're the MAN @OP
bacondog
I'm not above being preached to by a shirtless person but this just aint it. Honestly, on about 4 levels I don't know why u would post this.
JuiceOnIce
"Real Men..." is always a real fat dude way of starting a sentence. But congrats on the sex trophy!
sparrowandmanna
Your wife may kill you but as a woman who just delivered a baby 2 days ago, I agree! Good job
shawberry
Congrats!
nahualito
Congrats @OP!
Rackshasa
Thank you. :)
bunner24
congrats ... <3
Fuzzybubular
Pro dad tip right there!
APairOfBrownEyes
Your family is beautiful!
rickmk
Please don't tell me what "real men" suppose to do..
SirBrendan
Real men let me inside them. Are you not a real man, Rick?
mrsbann10
That is awesome!!!!
forgetthisnoise
Look at those rosy cheeks!
xxiphos
It's also good to have your baby sleep on your chest. The baby has heard your heartbeat for nine months. Time to get used to yours
tomhark
i ate ice cream while i did this.
powerhour31
Pro dad tip #2 normal dads point out what normal dads do trying to act super. Congrats on beating cancer tho
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powerhour31
Np problem kinda feel like a dick now hahaha but yea hes a dead beat i have a little girl and am a single dad so i fo everything
CastMeAwayPlease
Not all dads see themselves as caregivers and more like baby sitters when needed. My dad is a dead beat. Its nice to see a good dad.
TheAmbiguityShows
Thats some next level white knighthood right there.
PopCornPlayer81
She is so going to bruise you for posting her sleeping.
ProfessorYaffle
Domestic violence brilliant
YoureTheBIGmarriageExpertOhIMsorryiForgotYourWifeIsDead
This is a pro-tip. My ex grew furious for even the most irrational and innocent gratefulness.
MaxZimuss
I bet she kicks him right in the nut...
SamanthaBradshaw
In all honesty she will be too tired over the next year to care! Next year though Mate, watch your other ball :) Congratulations you both.
ImgurianSlacker
I have 2 kids....I have slept like shit for the last 5 years
justbrett
I'm in the same boat! Testicular cancer survivor here AND we just had our first child last month. Pretty neat huh?
Rackshasa
Congrats bud! :)
tomhark
i came back , this is beautiful, baby's ear is right on your heart. you are doing it so right.
livelaughbrie
I could cry. This is the most romantic thing a dad can do. I refuse to have more kids because I know I'll be doing it on my own again.
GiveMeAllThePizza
This is why I'm divorced.
KingBaconPants
You're a good person. Hopefully Mr. Right crosses paths with you. Have faith.
GiveMeYourDownSyndromeVotes
@iseenipple
themonkeyboy04
I was expecting someone with that username appear somewhere
yourdadismyporn
would suck
MuFugginFudge
43rdpresident
wellnoshit
Lorn2Booze
There's no standard like a a double standard
UncleBrother
Scrolled to make sure someone covered this. +1
splooshforArcher
DoWnVoTeToThEkNeE
Pro tip* real men don't whore out their family while they sleep for fake Internet points.
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FajitaPrinceofAllMexicans
"real men" comes off as too condescending to feel sympathy for.
BlainetheMono
Brutal.+1
irishnovember
1) Adorable kid so congratulations 2) What kind of weird humblebrag point whoring title is this shit @op?
MeinKamfyChair
I'll take my vasectomy instead. Turns out I like having sex more than having children.
SageGirl
Too many dudes skimp out on this stuff. I think it's something more dudes should be saying. Along with pushing for more paternity leave.
irishnovember
agreed on paternity leave btw but that's well organised in holland.
nagellak
Nooo its not. Men only get three days here. Three days!!!
irishnovember
ja dat is wettelijk minimum maar bijvoorbeeld waar ik werk krijg je er nog 2 weken bij. Het is niet perfect maar beter dan veel landen.
nagellak
2 wk vind ik nog steeds best weinig voor een nieuw mensje in je leven!
irishnovember
Litterally every male friend I have who has a kid is a great parent and loves their kids. Who are these dudes you and op are talking about?
SageGirl
Yeah, most dudes love their kids. But do they plan everything, take their kids to appointments without asking, plan play dates, 1/
SageGirl
2/make 50% of the meals, do 50% of the laundry, pull mom aside, tell her to take a break and take the kids out for the day? 3-
SageGirl
3/ My brother loves his kid but he's fucking terrible at managing her life or the household.
collaredzeus
Fuck you you self righteous cunt. You aren't the gate keeper for real men,
SirBrendan
Holy fuck, take a breath. It was a mildly distasteful sharing of his pride and promotion of family values. It's going to be okay
collaredzeus
If he was a real man he wouldn't feel the need to broadcast his doing the bare minimum as a father all over the Internet.
yuyufan43
@op, seeing parents work together (something I never got to experience from my own) makes me hopeful for your sweet baby. Thank you
StewGod
real men have 2 balls and dont take selfies
BlainetheMono
Damn son +1
rickmk
Lmao...
rickmk
Lmao...
burrelstrnf
savage
mrweekend
You don't have to be a real man to take care of your kids. It's simply being a man.
rgzdev
He means "real man" as in "the kind of man women want". Just good old hetero-normative reinforcing at work really. The more things change...
Evenlymade
Don't over think it
rgzdev
Oh but it's true. Except I'm not judging. I'm not a feminist. I understand that a little social pressure keeps society working.
sunnivarina
it's simply being a DAD. but it's not normal to let your wife relax with enough sleep after birth. i think you are a man, aren't you?
benpoon
Bears eat their cubs.
Ovaender
A human being can potentially adopt any kind of behaviour. I don't think there is somenthing wrong in praising the decent ones :)
Regdabmaof
A decent man.
Regdabmaof
Maybe even a good man.
repsac
Bingo
redsalmon
Preach!
FredaFelcher
That's what dads do. Support your wife, and take care of kids. Mom and Dad are a team. It definitely feels special, but it's expected.
ilPino
Everything is awsome! My 2 premature newborns are currently on ICU. I'm so fucking on this train.
FredaFelcher
Congratulations! Best of luck and a speedy recovery to your little ones!
Otterhendrix
My favorite Chris Rock quote. "You brag about taking care of your kids? You want a fucking cookie?! That's what you supposed to do!!"
mrweekend
Exactly
Cookie39
Ya low expectation having motherfucker!
capughe
It's ok to celebrate doing what you're supposed to, standard isn't not awesome or hard. It just doesn't make you better than others.
FindusSomKatten
know what, i do want a cookie.
FlintstonesChewableMorphine
*human being
majormayhem77
*parent?
WitchofBabylon
*normal human being
disinformatique
normal human being man
ICanChangeMyNameLater
Normal
DeadnCold
She's still gonna kill you for sharing this pic of her sleeping though.
MaeMei
Why did I immediately start singing Dead and Bloated in my head?
swatz
yeah, cause that's a dead tired drooling momma been up for 4 days straight sleep, too.
glock19
Beat me to it.
BOILINGWATERCANNOTMELTSPAGHETTIBEAMS
Ballsy move if you ask me.
Thoraxe123
"i brought someone into this world. Now im gonna take somebody out"
mycurveshaveedges
Naw... He's a true hero and she loves him unconditionally
PointItAtED209
This is the face of testicular cancer.
Zokathra
Not if you kill her first.
DurendaI
She can't kill you if she doesn't know you posted a picture of her. http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/218/908/247.gif
SurprisedBox
If my husband took care of our newborn while I napped he could post whatever pictures he wants of me.
Tanthian
She's beautiful, even exhausted.
alvasalrey
Medicine allowed you to keep your balls and now your wife is going to chop them off lol
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piratesecretservice
naaa she's beautyful! congrats!
iprefercatsoverpeople
This guy is obviously married.
BitchButcher
Why? She's an adult, not a teen.
OfficialUsernameChecker
I have so many pictures of my wife looking like this, it's fantastic
rbudrick
That baby would be a total asshole she did that.
TrijezniMujo
Why? She looks so cute in the pic
thirdworldrepresent
It's okay @OP, it's not like its revenge porn or something. Besides that, she looks good in that photo
mrsdmilburn
I WISH my husband were as good behind the camera as I am when I take pics of my girls or with him and them. I feel like later on they'll ask
mrsdmilburn
Why I wasn't in any, and it'll be because I was taking them all.
googleboots
A roomful of people just saw her vagina and most likely watched her accidentally poop herself while giving birth to that baby. She's good
mrmessma
I think the whole popping during child birth is common but still in the minority.
SometimesILeaveTheHouse
And Popping during childbirth is probably even less common than pooping.
dzbomber
Fo sho!
SouthernUTAH
Why do you think he hasn't replied to anything on this post
drowninginthesouth
Busy taking card of baby.
HappyNeedo
He ded
SouthernUTAH
Yep he ded
BulletHunterz
Coz he bot?
SouthernUTAH
No. He ded
Four0six
Truth
JimKathy
Agree
Shemptheotherstooge
Best response!!
BaloneyBob
Especially if she says it's "fine."
Punificent1
My thought exactly. Sheesh
BOILINGWATERCANNOTMELTSPAGHETTIBEAMS
Ballsy move if you ask me.
RonaldFckingSwanson
It was nice meeting you and good luck!-
IsmokedAweedOnce
LMFAOOOOO she's gonna kick his ass
xtsnx
Honestly, most women want these types of pictures @OP, catch as many as you can of her with the child too, thats my one regret, that i didnt
MizzFortune
Absolutely! Thank you :)
dementedmidget
Do I want pics of me and my kids hell ya do I want them on Imgur ah hell no!!
mycurveshaveedges
Yesssss
mycurveshaveedges
Yesssss
aroundonme
Agreed 100%. I have like one picture of me sleeping by baby& it was staged. It happened constantly; those are the memories you want recorded
TheTurtleStoleMyFuckingPoptart
Yep, I'm always on the other side of the camera. My baby has many pics with daddy and none with me.
Boopbeepbeep
My boy is 13. Pictures of us together are in the tens. Hundreds of him and his father. Fix it before you realize how much time has passed.
acme64
Just make a better looking kid and start over
xtsnx
get enough of my wife with my son when he was still little, making up for it now he's 2 but yeah
LadyBlackbeardAndThePussyParrot
I still find these of me & the baby passed out as a happy surprise on my phone when dad leaves for work...3 years and counting lol
KatalinaWineMixer
As a girl I would love it if my boyfriend took more candid pics of me.
Darkaiku
I have two, maybe three pictures of me with my daughter. Definitely not enough. So yes, get all the pictures you can.
SuckAnElf
As a mom yes! Just don't post it online without clearing it with me first lol
Nerdygasm
Before having my daughter and losing 80 lbs. http://imgur.com/YTd98W9 Still don't care how crappy we looked. Just how happy we both were.
Smelsea
that's a great photo! It doesn't look crappy whatsoever!
SexyStarfish
Not if she's already ded. Just sayin'.
RonaldFckingSwanson
supinebovine
Ha! (Love that gif) Technically accurate, the best kind of accurate!
PenisAssociationOfMurica
That loop though, I was waiting for her to blink, then I blinked thought I missed her blinking while I blinked 0_0
MrTitsMcGee
mollyImalone
nice username
amillionants
There it is
ImmaNeedBoutTreeFiddy
FlintstonesChewableMorphine
She can't kill you if she's already dead
itsMRPEPPER
dirtyketchup
HA. I was gonna post it if you didn't. We're so predictable.
duumed
"real men" don't have the need to tell people they are "real men".
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ShinyMatador
exactly my thought
flamingflamingo
The whole "real x" shit is infuriating.
TheLordTachanka
It's a form of propaganda. "You're not a real man if you don't enlist in the war!" Pretty bullshit.
flamingflamingo
Real woman, real liberal, real beehive, all bullshit.
FlintstonesChewableMorphine
Or brag about normal things that's expected of anyone that isn't a total piece of shit.
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shorey66
Or you know..let one slide given what he's been through.
lafemmenikita
That gif is perfect
whitewater0034
The "real men" part turned this post from ok to downvote. I don't know any men who don't idolise their children.
flamingflamingo
My dad is one too. I haven't watched Interstellar because I'm afraid I'll be heartbroken by a display of how much a dad should love his kid.
Solivoid
I love how everyone who replied to you, tried as hard as possible to prove you absolutely wrong.
Ovaender
My father didn't care about us (or my mother). Is it so hard to remember that there are a lot of jerks in the world?
PsychoDK
As hard as it is to remember there are more good guys in the world, apparently.
Ovaender
I'm sure you know them all, maybe you consider yourself one of them, right?
FFSwherearemydragons
My father for one... we're just acquaintances for him because he wanted boys and he got 4 girls... In my opinion, I didn't..
FFSwherearemydragons
mind the "real men". I liked that post because it reminded me that not all men are shitty fathers (I need constant reminders)
FajitaPrinceofAllMexicans
@OP is a piece of shit, look at his comments on his post.
flamingflamingo
Haha respect for calling out OP directly.
FajitaPrinceofAllMexicans
Nah, no respect for me. The worst the child can do is reply to me like he did. It doesn't take much guts to call him out.
flamingflamingo
Sure, but I can respect someone who's not afraid of some direct internet confrontation instead of just leaving some vague comment.
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Rackshasa
Sorry do I know you?
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FajitaPrinceofAllMexicans
Christ, you're acting your child's age.
MattDark86
Nah, even the child would be disappointed if they could see what he's really like.
6stringstrummin365
Fighting TC myself, bro. Just finishing my 2nd day of chemo. Congratulations to you! Stories like this are exactly what I need now!
interqued
That's nuts.
AppleFoster
Good luck!
boobookittyfluck
You can do it!
interqued
That's nuts.
6stringstrummin365
It's really just nut ;)
ThumpersFloppyEars
Been there 15 years ago. Stay strong! Soon it will just be a memory and you as healthy as before!
6stringstrummin365
Thanks man!
shorey66
Dude it gets better. I finished chemo five years ago in june. My little girl is four months old. It will all just be a shitty memory...1/2
shorey66
2/2 Trust me. All you remember is the support you get. PM if you have any questions...seriously.
6stringstrummin365
Thanks man, that is awesome, congratulations!
Rackshasa
Stay strong brother! You got this!
shorey66
Fuck yeah BEP boys for life! (Bleomycin etopside cysplatin).
Rackshasa
Ha! Hell yeah!
NurseFeelgood
Good luck! I hope your cycle goes smoothly.
6stringstrummin365
Thanks!
NurseFeelgood
Personal question, but what regimen are you on?
6stringstrummin365
BEP x 4. Starting cycle 2 on Monday.
NurseFeelgood
A popular one, but takes such a long time. Much luck!