- I can count to this many *flashes a lot of fingers quickly* - I've never been arrested for murder - I had an adorable chubby kitty, named "Fattie", who was almost 16 years-old, that was stolen. I love(d) him sooooo much. Then, his "replacement" kitty ran away. WTF? - I sleep until I wake up - I love my two lil sisters more than life itself ... my two older sisters - meh - Just kidding, I love my two older sisters sooooo much too, it's just we hardly ever hang out any more, or previously, or ever did. - When she was younger, my youngest sister, Chelsea, ran into a car on her bike. It was a police car. Yes, she's adorable, but sometimes even ditzier than I am. - My name is Bella (I prolly shudda put this one first but, like I said, I'm kinda ditzy) You can call me *takes deep breath* Isabella, Isabelle, Belle, Bella, Bellissima, or even 'Hey you', but don't frickin' call me Izzy. I frickin' hate that name. The only people who call me that are my parents .... when they're mad at me. - I have never been involved in human trafficking. - I chose SurferChick as my username cuz I like to surf. I used Chick cuz I thought SurferGirl would already be taken. To be honest, I never actually checked. Okay, so I'm not just ditzy, I'm an actual retard, okay. - Even tho I really do love to surf and looooove the ocean, I actually am deathly afraid of sharks. Once, a piece of prickly seaweed touched my leg while I was waiting for a wave and I got so scared I threw up on my board. Fuck sharks! - Me two youngest sisters post with me. They are awesome. (and I say me, instead of my, on purpose because, I wrote me accidentally, went to correct it, and my sister said leave it, it makes you sound like a leprechaun.) And then she made me write that they were awesome.
41 At first, I thought the yoga one was supposed to be a clean-cut Willie Nelson LOL
Yeah, nice try. You sound like my bf and he knows EXACTLY what a backcourt violation is!!!!!!!
OMG he's sooo adorable. He looks so young that he looks like a lil kid wearing a fake moustache.
My dad lifted me and put my butt on it! His hand was bigger than my 2-year-old butt cheeks. Don't worry tho, I've made up for it since LOL
When I was little, at the Ripley's Believe or Not museum, you could put your hand in his GIANT hand print to compare. 1 of 2
#5 That's why we have global warming doe
Ya I was like ... try about 100x that LOL
As long as it doesn't bring back the "boy bands" trend, I think we'll be okay.
Ohhh, so THAT's Schrödinger's cat!
OMG you're soooo talented. I hope you're using this talent in real life!!!!
#1 OMG could those lil kids' squeaky voices be any more adorable. Even tho it might get old after awhile.
One of my HS boyfriends had a purple one. Soooo fast!!! My fingernail marks are prolly still in the dashboard. Did I mention it was fast!
That's so silly. Everyone knows North Koreans only eat ants.
I was hoping he doesn't hurt Bahhhbra.
But then you'll be a CERBian.
That or in the winter when it's a lot colder.
I'll send you some money, boo. Just gonna need your bank account # and SS#.
Plot twist - She has never changed out of it!
Cuz she loves affection but she has to control it. IOW she can sit on your lap or lie on you, but don't try to pick her up. Vet says it's ok
I told my kitty to stop hissing at me. So now she lets out a lil puff of air every time she wants to hiss. Her 'venting' cracks me up.
That doesn't seem fair. Their minds are not equipped for complex things like thinking. Come to think of it, the pupper's mind isn't either.
"Honey, you spent the entire day #14 in quarantine doing this? Srsly?"
My OCD is kicking innnnnnnn! Y'all moved the lamp!?!?!?!?!
No way. I'm not gonna fall for that one again!
You are next door neighbor nice.
"Hello, 9-1-1, I think my neighbors are killing each other. Also, could y'all bring some toilet paper ... if you have any. K thanks bye."
Is the Netherlands even a real place?
OMG I'm sorry for you. The same thing happened to me & I had no idea what was happening. I had zero sex drive & didn't care. BF cared much!
That heron has a tattoo that reads "NO EGRETS"