SurferChick

289930 pts ยท June 19, 2016


- I can count to this many *flashes a lot of fingers quickly* - I've never been arrested for murder - I had an adorable chubby kitty, named "Fattie", who was almost 16 years-old, that was stolen. I love(d) him sooooo much. Then, his "replacement" kitty ran away. WTF? - I sleep until I wake up - I love my two lil sisters more than life itself ... my two older sisters - meh - Just kidding, I love my two older sisters sooooo much too, it's just we hardly ever hang out any more, or previously, or ever did. - When she was younger, my youngest sister, Chelsea, ran into a car on her bike. It was a police car. Yes, she's adorable, but sometimes even ditzier than I am. - My name is Bella (I prolly shudda put this one first but, like I said, I'm kinda ditzy) You can call me *takes deep breath* Isabella, Isabelle, Belle, Bella, Bellissima, or even 'Hey you', but don't frickin' call me Izzy. I frickin' hate that name. The only people who call me that are my parents .... when they're mad at me. - I have never been involved in human trafficking. - I chose SurferChick as my username cuz I like to surf. I used Chick cuz I thought SurferGirl would already be taken. To be honest, I never actually checked. Okay, so I'm not just ditzy, I'm an actual retard, okay. - Even tho I really do love to surf and looooove the ocean, I actually am deathly afraid of sharks. Once, a piece of prickly seaweed touched my leg while I was waiting for a wave and I got so scared I threw up on my board. Fuck sharks! - Me two youngest sisters post with me. They are awesome. (and I say me, instead of my, on purpose because, I wrote me accidentally, went to correct it, and my sister said leave it, it makes you sound like a leprechaun.) And then she made me write that they were awesome.

Christmas dumparoo - Okay, it really has nothing to do with Christmas but it's Christmastime y'all

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James Bond villain yachts

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Banana for scale

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12 Hours of snowfall

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Santa Claws is coming to town

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You had ONE job, Phteven!

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Look ... me iz tiger!

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Shhhhh .... I'm hunting ......

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Child's drawings turned into "realistic" images

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Dr. Henry Heimlich passed away at 96-years-old today

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Will somebody please turn off the damn fan thingy, we're freezing over here!

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Cute lil pupper ... or tasty croc supper?

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Well, that's one way to wake up your drunk friend

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Imgur giraffe beats the shit out of murder kitty ....

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Imma win this game ...

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Just in case some of you freaks need any more weapon ideas

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Here y'all, the perfect Sunday roast

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Bird takes snake out for lunch date.

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Incredible B&W art done with just pencils

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Funny SIGN burn outs

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Superheroes morph from Comics into the real life actors

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21 Of The Best Horror Movies You Can Watch On Netflix Now

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Shark doing what he do best ... being a vicious lil bitch

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Startled kitty

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Wakeboarding on top of the world

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Greece - bird's eye view

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And now, an undulating flock of birds

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This is 90% of the guys who try to contact me online

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Drink server level 9000

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Ummm, you might want to pay just a teensy bit more attention to the game

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Here's how to pick a lock - legally

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I want one of these flyer suits so bad .......

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Weird rock-wall-climbing, pong-playing game thingy .....

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Kitty traps brother in the guitar case

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3.50 seconds of shear terror

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Well ... that escalated quickly

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It's EXACTLY like mom and the teachers predicted ...

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Okay all you guys out there, this girl is hawt. I mean like smoking hawt.

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This birdie is really okay with this guy

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Crocodile strolls to the beach just feet from tourists

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"Luke, I am your fire."

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