Sunfire00

5176 pts · February 3, 2017


I would laugh about this in German but everyone knows we do not have a sense of humour.

6 days ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

And good day to you, fellow two-digiter! I'm at -10.

2 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yep, drugs are bad. Better to jot even start. And now please excuse me, I need to get my third cup if coffee for the day, right now at 10:30 in the morning.

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

USB-C is the best invention since sliced bread, really.

3 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Alyson Hannigan. It's always her since Buffy days

3 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Looks like me driving in Cyberpunk 2077 or GTA...

3 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Most punchable faces in German politics not counting the AFD.

4 weeks ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 2

Yep, the Adept who's very much into Kasteen.

4 weeks ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Major Broklaw called the meeting to order.
Major Broklaw fired several rounds of his bolt pistol I to the ceiling.
Major Broklaw called the meeting to order again.

4 weeks ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

That's why I use a DNS-based adblocker on top of a browser-based one.

1 month ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Lüften is serious business over here, okay?

1 month ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

No one remembers Berlin being especially hard hit by bombing runs. Everyone remembers Dresden. Every city was hit during WWII but not as hard es Dresden. Either Graham doesn't know shit or doesn't care about the distinction. Either way he's a moron (as if that needed confirmation)

1 month ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Only Eastern Germany. The western part was never subject to soviet/russian authority. Should probably be France due to Napoleon.

1 month ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I can tell you in about six weeks. I need a new fuse box since my new heating system (a heat pump) requires fully new electronic installation.

1 month ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Sorry, I can't upvote this. Because nice

1 month ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 5

Huh, I wonder why Denmark is leading the charge here.... Nope, no reason comes to mind. At all.

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Must be a problem specific to the US, over here in Europe we don't have station attendants to pump gas for... Oh, 30 years or so anymore. I remember them from my childhood in the 80s though. And we have none of those accidents over here.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

I'm an older millennial. It gets easier with time, trust me mate

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As head of my company's cyber security department I applaud you, sir!

Couldn't care less about people slacking at their job as long as they don't risk a breach by doing dumb stuff like clicking phishing links.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Showed this to my wife. She laughed at me. I'm confused now.

1 month ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

And has the pottiest mouth this side of the Lannister family

1 month ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Don't need to, I just look into a mirror

1 month ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

That was also an Oscar worthy production compared to Trump's propaganda movie

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

German humour is no laughing matter, indeed

1 month ago | Likes 130 Dislikes 6