Stofele

437 pts · October 21, 2014


Tha fuck dude. Don't summon something you can't defeat

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He just got thinner and lost his skin care products

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

That because he donors most of his money. He can't afford a new one

6 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

Really? I always meet nurses who are like that

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Every festival in this world, Unholy cellar-bars, early bars, every psychedilc concert or party.... But you don't want to see most of them

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And black men can't stay out of jail and still there's Morgan Freeman.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

How the fuck do you just find them!?!?!? Are there some in my city?

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Most of the time they die. but you can just fill a bucket with mosquitos and put your little friend in it

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Why has everybody of you so much homework saved? Try to delete it after you made it. I mean you need that space for porn

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My wife says the same about me and i say the same about my wife. ... We are an explosive mixture i guess

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My wife tacked every tissue together and put them back in the box. She did that in spring and her mother has allergies.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Don't brag. Sometimes i can stand still without tripping

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Put a pile of sugar in your garden and you will see how the bees are coming .... and the british for their tea

6 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

It's not the phrase it's the kind of person who puts such phrases on their wall.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

That way you don't need to neutralize Americans when they retire. It was Nixons idea

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What about the first one. He smiles like he's in pain

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Bill Murray Ziffren, Brittenham 1801 Century Park West Los Angeles, CA 90067-6406 USA. i want a autograph of he comes

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yeah i can also remember a time when stepmoms were hot

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Isn't he that famous universal scholar?

6 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

You try to tell me some people get paid for getting high???

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You fill it with epoxy mixed with glitter for a nice effect

6 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

The first time i ate something like that i was in Amsterdam and high like a kite. It changed my life

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

In Austria you just have to pay a Prescription fee. So 3 drugs per €6,2

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Just marry

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's wha they invented penicilin ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They are all beautiful in their own way

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sometimes i burn my beard when i light a cigarette so yes i can

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Chewies hair burn. Lukes and Hans clothed are soked in sweat so they save salt. It's forward thinking and that's forward thinking

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

you need that to make italian food

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No Naggers.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0