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RepresentativeOfNorway
I made my own dad jokes
Masier
Launched a bath tube into low earth orbit.
cornjac
Whatever the fuck I wanted.
squeakyleeks
My parents are atheists and I got really religious.
rshewmaker6
Locked some kids in an abandoned building and acted like I had nothing to do with it when they were found.
yogurtgoblin
My friend hadn't been able to view her grandpa's body at the funeral home so we lied about having permission to get in, saying her mum
yogurtgoblin
would be joining us but was "running late". It was beyond creepy. I'd never seen a dead body before.
LaronX
Throw sandballs with stones in them at cars. Why? Because kid logic. If i chase them off I can play on the street.
SkyeMia
I decided to change my gender when I was 13. Actually doing it at age 27(last year)
Tyroki
Had a teacher who always picked one student to treat like shit. Got sick of it. Grinned at her for an entire class and did nothing else 1
Tyroki
Did that for a full 1 hour class. Half way through she left looking very unnerved. Came back some 10 mins later. Kept grinning 2
Tyroki
She finally left me alone after that class.
blindsightofsanity101
Milfhunter6000
Moved several crates of heroin in the school bus when going to sister school trips. Made my first million at age 11
leabelle
I never did anything rebellious. My older sister was the rebel and I always tried to be good so my parents wouldn't have more stress.
tlamstrike
Ran a lottery for a few weeks before the teachers found out. Made VHS duplicates of stuff off the playboy channel or from old porn tapes...
tlamstrike
...I found for classmates; basically I hooked 2 VCRs together and make duplicates as the tapes I had had no what passed for DRM back then.
Beer22
Should've sold em
SodomizedCactus
Had this bully in band class that was just a huge asshole, I peed in his tuba mouthpiece during study hall
MimicKing007
......please don’t be from Ohio
SodomizedCactus
No you're good lol
MimicKing007
Thank good
sophitia
I wanted a bow to shoot my enemies with, but didn't have the money. So I stole one from the store. I actually did it again just a week ago.
nukethelizards
Forged my report cards through HS, or until I ran away at 15 & legally emancipated myself ... after beatings for anything under an A ...
nukethelizards
Kids today need to be hackers to pull off what I did in the paper & ink or carbon copy eras.
Mrdaihatsu
Getting access to the type over blanks was half the battle. Still didn't change any grades but was convincing being a sealed document.
Ulthirm
Man you dont even know! I wish I could have phreaked into my grades.
Zorbaq
Refused to drop my pants for a spanking.
Aysling
My mom drove me and my friends around to tp houses. Not sure that counts. I also painstakingly recreated report cards to slightly increase
Aysling
my grades. Not enough to be noticeable. Got away with it, too. Finally confessed last year, in my mid 30s.
SerenePrincess013
Stayed up too late talking to friends in Yahoo chat rooms, planning my escape from my horrific homelife where my "mother" was a sociopath.
HandleDjently
I broke a kids glasses with a basketball because I thought I was being funny. I wish I could find him and apologise.
Equinox13
As someone who has had glasses since I was 6 that frequently cost hundreds of dollars per pair, I just winced.
Somethingvulgardotcom
Do something. Reach out to the kid. I dont wear glasses, but i was bullied. My bully apologized after meeting like 10 years after. Felt good
Somethingvulgardotcom
To get that apology, although i didnt let the bullying get to me (too much, other than gaming to avoid being social)
MollyNapQueen
I made VHS duplicates of rented movies and sold them at school.
panamjck
You wouldn't shoot a cop and then steal his helmet and then bring it to his wife, would you?
Stereogatari
Beer22
Climbed up onto my schools rooftop at night to shoot passing people with my Airsoft gun. Me and my mate were dressed like robbers..(1)
Beer22
Someone yelled at us and we quickly got off from the rooftop, helping eachother in the dark of night using a flashlight -- It was 11PM(2)
Beer22
The Night Shift janitor saw us and yelled for security. Alarms went off and we ran, jumping the nearby fence. Not sure if police arrived (3)
Beer22
I'll never forget that awesome night lmao, good thing we wore masks and cameras didn't catch our face or anything. And guns are illegal here
AmishGangsta404
I feel you, man. I did something similar. There is a huge difference between being there and being present.
purgethefilthyheretics
Lmao I just did whatever I could as to not spend any time with him whatsoever.
DeborahGroufsky
Someone say this to my husband, cos he ain't listening to me. Poor kids with a mum trying to be mum and dad.
RunanD
Am 25. Dad been afk since birth. If you think it'll go away on its own, it won't. It never will. Get family therapy -now-.
mithi703
I didn't think of this. Despite the shit situation, you two were creative.
Sylmor
Climbed a tree once with a buddy and a cop came by on a bicycle (which was standard back then) ordering us to come down
Sylmor
but we didn't because we thought we'd go to jail (we were 7 or 8). The cop parked his bike and sat against the tree eating lunch for
Sylmor
about half an hour before we jumped down and fucking bolted through alleys with the cop chasing us on his bike. In hindsight the dude was
Sylmor
just messing around but we were scared aF. Looked over my shoulder for a month after that. Pissed on a cop car to make myself feel better.
UltimateCatOfCuteness
Thats super funny!
Ulthirm
Uhm man probably refusing to take the medicine my parents forced me into the study of. That drug has haunted me though so I dont regret it.
AmbroseGudmaker
Some kid broke my glasses with a basketball because he thought it was funny so I banged his mom.
TheOnlyHopeForMeIsYou
@HandleDjently
RyanAndTheQuestForWorldDomination
The meta comment for a super *1 from me
GangOfNahr19
Chickietendielover
Well i dont
romulan47
Oceans 11ed computers from the school basement and pawned them. Or sold bootleg soda during high school soda prohibition. U be the judge.
HighFlyKai
Oceans 11?
Highschoolnickname
Stole
ihateimgurffs
I sold mechanical pencil fills, organised a lottery (while keeping 80%), sold food, drinks... We were really poor, so I improvised.
ZOMGNO
I had a mate that ran a shop from his locker and school bag. Soda cans and choc bars that he bought in bulk.
Tikityler
I used chrome to steal the passwords of teachers that would let you past the schools web blocker and then sold them to kids.
malachilenomade
The big thing when I was in school was selling the little boxes of candy for anywhere from .75¢ to $1, depending on demand.
karmasamburg
I sold candy bars in school, I told my mom they were $2 when they were $1, I turned in my $30 box & kept $30, I did this from grade 5-12.
DownvoteAllYouWantImstillRight
Hey, i used to buy corneto's on hot summer days and sell them for profit at the playground. After the school found out i got in big trouble.
MarleafChef
ChiLLeCheeze
Some of them say not for resale criminal scum!
Caffynated
Sometimes when nobody was watching I would stay up late and read books. Such a thrill to break the rules and stick it to the man.
Equinox13
Late night flashlight book sessions were the best.
BuickRiviera
You’re a Rebel with a Clause
whyWontKeiraKnightleyReturnMyPhoneCalls
Hell yeah man fuck tha police ✊✊✊
XkrystallusX
This was actually a problem for me. Wouldn't get enough sleep for school so my parents would ground me from reading me books
macturlock
Still love reading into the next morning-my Friday night reward after a long workweek. I’m getting old-Friday night=unbridled reafing time!
gotanymoreofthemzubats
I used to let my dad win at racing games so he’d talk shit and want to play more
OgcoziuzOc
Lmfaoooo
sysaphiswaits
I wish my kids would learn this lesson! As soon as I get “good” at a game they immediately kick my ass and mock me.
TheFUCKSaCondom
My dad would beat my ass at Mario Kart. The only way he held back was playing on 50cc not 150cc. No mercy would even 1/2
simpanse
where is the original 2/2 gone to? lol
TheFUCKSaCondom
My phone died while making it...
ZiarayZ
beat my ass literally. 2/2
TheFUCKSaCondom
4/10 needs jumper cables
TheFUCKSaCondom
Imagine having your phone die in the middle of making the other half of your comment. Thanks for the assist, people!
SteersAndQueers
be considered in Rainbow Road. Then he would go and fuck my mom right there on the kitchen table and he'd make us watch.
DogmeatIsAGoodDog
and you know what the worst part was? I intentionally lost because I liked watching them. Those were the good ‘ol days.
TheFUCKSaCondom
Hell yeah
pleasedownvotemycomments
Wait what the fuck did i just read
Takavos
ImNotReallyADoctor
Oh? I covered my friends house with honey and sugar during ant season, and superglued his power shut from the breakers outside
GreaterDog
I feel a bit wrong upvoting this but have a +1 anyway
garzacalypse
With actions like this I am sure they considered you a ‘friend’ too.
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vwbruce
I'll take things that didn't happen for 500.
ImNotReallyADoctor
Believe what you want... we sure had a good time doing it. Never did anything to cause any damage.. just pain in the ass to clean/fix stuff
JimmyTedesco
troublecliff
Hey guy, why’d ya do that?
ImNotReallyADoctor
We pranked each other often. Never anything to cause big damage. Just pain to clean up stuff
BananyaCat
You're a monster
PenchBoy
You sound fun. Wanna do some acid and hang out?
Xxnacho420
No you didn’t
ImNotReallyADoctor
I guarantee you I did. We constantly did shit like this to each other. Even got a few other friends on the fun.
ImNotReallyADoctor
Everything from forking, spreading rice over a lawn, classic teepee, smearing dog shit on everything, firecrackers wherever we can put em...
ImNotReallyADoctor
Smoke bombs in the mailbox, peeing on door handles, man it was good times. Never anything that made costly damage though.
DitaliniDuuland
I’m pretty sure covering someone’s house in honey would cause damage or money in “ant season”
IThinkYouGotAFineBrainJack
If that's what you did to your friends, I shudder to think what you do to your enemies.
GingerJotunn
Covered them in sugar and honey and superglued their hands and feet together during ant season???
Fishbong
He doesn't have any enemies... Anymore.
DeKetsendeRechter
Power breakers on the outside of a house?!
rvcaptn
very common on west coast and south not so much east coast in usa
DeKetsendeRechter
Just seems dumb all around. Why would they do that?!
rvcaptn
dunno maybe keep feed short to panel? only once in my life (51) In summer rental cottage did neighbor kids flip breaker.
DeKetsendeRechter
It's shorter if it's inside the house. Safer. Easier to access. Others can't access it. Do not have to waterproof it.
ImNotReallyADoctor
Ya... its dumb to me especially since none of them are locked, but I dont design houses I just live there
DeKetsendeRechter
Any idea as to why?
ImNotReallyADoctor
No clue
mmmmmmmmmmmwhatyousay
There’s rebellious and then there’s psychopathy... *backs away slowly*
PipeandSlippers
*walks toward him more* My desire to know intensified
MeowMyOvaries
*kinda shuffles around* there’s a lot of people in this theoretical room right now
Player3hasArrived
*Furious dancing* why does everyone keep adding the beginning bit like its a 2006 message board?!
IdUpvoteYouButYoureAt69
*uses scanner to check the room*
ZebraCockSandwich
You know how you TP someones house? friend of mine worked on a chicken farm and "chickened" their house...with the leftover bits. in summer.
ZebraCockSandwich
I should say "chickened" a rivals house. didn't do it to his own house lol.
ImNotReallyADoctor
I'm intrigued... what do you throw chickens? Cant imagine it works like TP
ZebraCockSandwich
... chicken.. parts. leftovers. unused bits. so like, entrails, for instance.
ImNotReallyADoctor
Ohhh... gross! I love it!
ZebraCockSandwich
yeah I understand the smell was horrific and some of it "baked" onto the siding in the heat >.<