180957 pts ยท July 5, 2015
I convert oxygen and empty calories into sarcasm.
My dad used to drive a Lotus; I think that baby would have looked so sharp like this.
I mean, if I had Lambo money to blow, why not a hot wheels theme? I'll grant you the custom plate is tacky as hell.
He's been trying.
So, we're really doing this, huh?
Hey now, don't disrespect the board of peace slush fund countries by forgetting they funnelled billions there as well.
Getting really fed up with this post-Reagan weaponized faux-Christianity pretending they follow scripture.
Something something bone spurs. Meanwhile, ICE is sending teens on patrol.
Indoctrination, racism, hormones, authority, and weaponry seem like a safe and healthy combination to set loose on the public.
That's some EA-level DLC fuckery.
Wordless gif reply based on popular televised media is spot on.
The way the world is heading, I just might risk petting it.
I meant to write 'fucking over' but I guess that fits too.
Hey now, I'm sure some of the american kids they're fucking are brown.
Can be attributed to our own right wing nut-jobs that have been propagandized for decades. You know, idiots.
No, this is wrong. The russians will fill the gap in the market with sanctions lifted, and make a goddamned fortune with prices jacked up.
Checks out. Thanks.
Asking the wrong questions. Who will get the contract to build the replacements? Always follow the money with these shitheads.
"We struck a deal to take their wallet, while I held a gun to their head." The fuckers are laughing about it. Liberators my ass.
Was not expecting the Neverending Story theme to hit the nostalgia button out of nowhere.
I chortled audibly at work. Thanks for that.
Serious question: are you paid for this, or do you just like pissing your life away?
US oligarchs profiting from the military-industrial complex sending poor kids to kill other poor kids:
At this point Gelatinous Cube 2030 has my support. Can't be any worse.
That might be worth more than my house.
Troll under the bridge is *chef's kiss*
There isn't a cactus big enough for this asshole.
He should have to wear all their flags like a sponsored nascar driver, instead of his US flag pin.
It's just a slush fund for despots to funnel government money to trump, masquerading as a UN alternative.
It's a slush fund for despots to funnel their government's money to trump, masquerading as a UN alternative.
Decades, if it's at all possible.
My dad used to drive a Lotus; I think that baby would have looked so sharp like this.
I mean, if I had Lambo money to blow, why not a hot wheels theme? I'll grant you the custom plate is tacky as hell.
He's been trying.
So, we're really doing this, huh?
Hey now, don't disrespect the board of peace slush fund countries by forgetting they funnelled billions there as well.
Getting really fed up with this post-Reagan weaponized faux-Christianity pretending they follow scripture.
Something something bone spurs. Meanwhile, ICE is sending teens on patrol.
Indoctrination, racism, hormones, authority, and weaponry seem like a safe and healthy combination to set loose on the public.
That's some EA-level DLC fuckery.
Wordless gif reply based on popular televised media is spot on.
The way the world is heading, I just might risk petting it.
I meant to write 'fucking over' but I guess that fits too.
Hey now, I'm sure some of the american kids they're fucking are brown.
Can be attributed to our own right wing nut-jobs that have been propagandized for decades. You know, idiots.
No, this is wrong. The russians will fill the gap in the market with sanctions lifted, and make a goddamned fortune with prices jacked up.
Checks out. Thanks.
Asking the wrong questions. Who will get the contract to build the replacements? Always follow the money with these shitheads.
"We struck a deal to take their wallet, while I held a gun to their head." The fuckers are laughing about it. Liberators my ass.
Was not expecting the Neverending Story theme to hit the nostalgia button out of nowhere.
I chortled audibly at work. Thanks for that.
Serious question: are you paid for this, or do you just like pissing your life away?
US oligarchs profiting from the military-industrial complex sending poor kids to kill other poor kids:
At this point Gelatinous Cube 2030 has my support. Can't be any worse.
That might be worth more than my house.
Troll under the bridge is *chef's kiss*
There isn't a cactus big enough for this asshole.
He should have to wear all their flags like a sponsored nascar driver, instead of his US flag pin.
It's just a slush fund for despots to funnel government money to trump, masquerading as a UN alternative.
It's a slush fund for despots to funnel their government's money to trump, masquerading as a UN alternative.
Decades, if it's at all possible.