StatisticallyInsignificantCanadian

180957 pts ยท July 5, 2015


I convert oxygen and empty calories into sarcasm.

My dad used to drive a Lotus; I think that baby would have looked so sharp like this.

1 hour ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I mean, if I had Lambo money to blow, why not a hot wheels theme? I'll grant you the custom plate is tacky as hell.

1 hour ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

He's been trying.

21 hours ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

So, we're really doing this, huh?

21 hours ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Hey now, don't disrespect the board of peace slush fund countries by forgetting they funnelled billions there as well.

1 day ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

Getting really fed up with this post-Reagan weaponized faux-Christianity pretending they follow scripture.

1 day ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Something something bone spurs. Meanwhile, ICE is sending teens on patrol.

1 day ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Indoctrination, racism, hormones, authority, and weaponry seem like a safe and healthy combination to set loose on the public.

1 day ago | Likes 37 Dislikes 0

That's some EA-level DLC fuckery.

3 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wordless gif reply based on popular televised media is spot on.

6 days ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

The way the world is heading, I just might risk petting it.

1 week ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 2

I meant to write 'fucking over' but I guess that fits too.

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Hey now, I'm sure some of the american kids they're fucking are brown.

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Can be attributed to our own right wing nut-jobs that have been propagandized for decades. You know, idiots.

1 week ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

No, this is wrong. The russians will fill the gap in the market with sanctions lifted, and make a goddamned fortune with prices jacked up.

2 weeks ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Checks out. Thanks.

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Asking the wrong questions. Who will get the contract to build the replacements? Always follow the money with these shitheads.

2 weeks ago | Likes 37 Dislikes 0

"We struck a deal to take their wallet, while I held a gun to their head." The fuckers are laughing about it. Liberators my ass.

2 weeks ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Was not expecting the Neverending Story theme to hit the nostalgia button out of nowhere.

2 weeks ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

I chortled audibly at work. Thanks for that.

3 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Serious question: are you paid for this, or do you just like pissing your life away?

3 weeks ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 3

US oligarchs profiting from the military-industrial complex sending poor kids to kill other poor kids:

3 weeks ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 2

At this point Gelatinous Cube 2030 has my support. Can't be any worse.

3 weeks ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

That might be worth more than my house.

1 month ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Troll under the bridge is *chef's kiss*

1 month ago | Likes 81 Dislikes 0

There isn't a cactus big enough for this asshole.

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

He should have to wear all their flags like a sponsored nascar driver, instead of his US flag pin.

1 month ago | Likes 55 Dislikes 0

It's just a slush fund for despots to funnel government money to trump, masquerading as a UN alternative.

1 month ago | Likes 460 Dislikes 0

It's a slush fund for despots to funnel their government's money to trump, masquerading as a UN alternative.

1 month ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Decades, if it's at all possible.

1 month ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0