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Mar 26, 2026 1:18 AM
Maviyakuku
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https://www.thedailybeast.com/desperate-trump-goons-suck-up-to-him-with-bogus-gold-award/
AlmostCertainlyNotPickles
Fuck trump. Fuck james mike johnson.
spontaneous9
Golden Diaper Pin
RockyRococo
Gawd, these guys are such losers.
Sebastopol140
We should give him the "Dead Iranian Schoolgirls Peace Award".
CallMeMcGyver
Boy they really are spineless cucks "on a level no one has ever seen before".
getadogupya
Fucking over "America First", and then the rest of the world award.
SwissScars
He's trying to win the Nobbeled Bloodthirsty Psychopath Prize.
foxpotate
Mikey "family porn app" johnson will do anything to fondle trump's balls wont he?
conjuratio
https://media2.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1MHVtZzV0MGlyazZibnpraThhYWNsczVqZ2F4dzdwMGJwdXdkNThrZSZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/5mF5qxCv4rCo4QLjCN/200w.webp
twoamartist
https://media0.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTY1YjkxZmJlMjQ5OTY1cnpvbzFtY3cxMnY3Z2x4MmtuYXZxZmQyM2JzamJuOXF3ZiZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/wIxBzHWegpOUM/giphy.mp4
Fishy820
What fucking losers
SecretAgentSuperBooger
SleepyHollowAppleTree
"Has done so much for the american people." Name one, just one thing that he's done for us, I'll wait.
TeddyMoment
They clearly hate participation trophies. /s
JarJarBinksStarfish
Hey Mike, you still got a little on your chin 🍆💦
Ankylosaur
"Have you heard? Dear Leader has gotten a new award! It is good and right that He should be honored with awards for all that He has done for us! All praise Dear Leader!" We're living in fucking North Korea now.
StatisticallyInsignificantCanadian
He's been trying.
JustDriftingAboutTheInterWebs
"We've run out of ways to kiss trumps ass, so we're just going to start making up awards to give him."
Maviyakuku
Who are we?
TheRealSauceBoss
All the magats. ALL OF THEM.
Randomice
Hold on, did he say it is going to be award anally?
L1ttl3J1m
No, annually. They're going to be giving him this award every year from now on.
TheRealSauceBoss
They don't call him Grindr Mike for nothing
Mirrormancer
Can you all give Mike a "hears voices and is still allowed to hold office" award?
Apothecarius
"gawd told me pedophiles are awesome"
TotallyNotNSASurveillance
First in line for the youth pastorship.
mrthewhitee
How about "shares porn history with his son" award
Mirrormancer
Um.... what?
FellaWithUmbrella
https://www.businessinsider.com/mike-johnson-uses-app-alerts-family-porn-covenant-eyes-2023-11
”Mike Johnson said he and his 17-year-old son use an app that alerts each other if they look at porn”
Mirrormancer
That's a whole lotta wtf they got there.