StanHalfTheAnswerMan

-195 pts ยท July 7, 2016


But what does he say now that he's older and wiser?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

How hard is it to get 1 point?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You got some pussy right because that's what you paid for.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

You're going to need more info. Color, consistency, weight, water content, blood, vitamins and minerals, caloric content, etc.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

same reason you wear clean underwear...or not

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

why bother walking when you can smoke some weed?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

all I see is a boob

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

well, maybe just ass son

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Mystery illness was standing behind you. Notice how health you look when Starfaceman is gone in the right?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

it can almost give me a handjob if I was a little bigger

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Zimbabwe changed name to Slimbabeway. Millions are flocking to the country.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

sexual

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I can last longer in Uranus

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

you suck

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Did you actually expect them to pay? Ha!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

you could have a kid with me and make your life even more miserable

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

he tried to slip that in a stripper's crack

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

tootsie roll!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

either you don't have a wife or you just haven't caught her yet

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 9

because men are dumb

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They can say it a 100 times, doesn't make them right

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I didn't see a head butt. Dom got butted on the top of the head. I think the punch opened him up.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

can't slam the door in that dog's face!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

that's a fail

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

and the owner feeds them chocolate

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

nice views

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

found you acid stash

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That why I man needs woman

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Mine is only 5" though

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

dog is in for a good time

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