Squatch42

153 pts ยท October 13, 2016


The Human Joystick

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I was told not to put pennies on train tracks because it could derail a train and kill everyone. Now I feel that might have been untrue.

8 years ago | Likes 49 Dislikes 0

The beauty of federalism is that blanket statements like that are false. Each state is unique.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Because we allow the central government too much power. It's easier to buy 535 people in Washington than 7383 state legislators.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The world has moved on? Where to? Because they didn't move on to the moon.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

My father in law helped us move and I forgot to take the sex ropes off the bedframe. "Must have left those from tying it down in my truck"

8 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 0

"Just because I'm shaved doesn't mean things won't get hairy." - Inceptress. Even the character selection menu was fun.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Stronger soldiers can carry bigger guns, more ammo, and stronger armor. That makes them more equal than others.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Was this how the internet was before 2015 when the FCC first considered broadband as a common carrier? I don't really remember that.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I've been a part of shenanigans like this at a minor league ballpark. They have recruiters signing people up before games. Stressful job.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I once passed a bill in student Congress to equip military vehicles with Photon Originating Refective Krypton (lights). It cost billions.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

The best part of having kids is telling them Weird Al makes original songs and everyone else copies him.

8 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

I wish I could find a show that made me feel the way Lost made me feel. Legion was close.

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I'm one of the three!

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I'll never forget the Christmas I got the Rolling Thunder. Nothing like a toy ICBM launcher. Our Cobra Command Center got nuked a lot.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The one in my town charges per person now instead per car like back in the day. Used to be $4 per car. We'd cram a dozen into a pickup.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I didn't know how much I looked forward to Hawkeye meeting Yondu in the MCU until now.

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

"That's impossible, even for a computer!" -Wedge, from a more civilized age before the Internet

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Truly the best

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm pretty tired of this shit where parents write music and make their kids look like musical geniuses just for singing it.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

Anybody who refuses to obey the flight staff and the police should not be on an airplane. That dude pitched a fit like a toddler.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

Is that 13 in human years or goat years?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That made my day.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

None of this would be possible without Jar Jar Binks.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You know what game had better cutscenes than any of these games? Wing Commander III.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Where's gif of OP's mom at the beach?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Back to back world war champions can do things however they please.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Also, give her command of a Federation ship for one day and she gets lost at the ass end of space.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

The best! It was while playing in the exosuit that I first realized I was a gaming troll. It pissed off my friends so much.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Me too! I've always heard it was great but never got around to watching it. Wonderful movie.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0