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Aug 25, 2017 12:30 PM
OldSchoolCoder
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XanderCorsaj
I got slandered once by a pal's GF for using "big" words "as if I was smarter than her" and made sure total strangers "knew" I was a prick
WanderingLifeInFrames
"Reduce the stupid"
Munchman347
But, everybody with autism has this in them! Anti-vaxers, drain your kids now!...
MerToo
Gravity alone helps a lot to reduce the stupid.
StaticE3
I'm pretty sure if someone says that somethings contains dihydrogen monoxide hey are just using bugs words to scare people...
Carnwennan
How do we know you're not just an entrepreneuring vampire?
XenuPintrestWarrior
Wait!! My own blood is in other people's bodies rn???
shoe47
"Fake News"
fadecomic
The opposite is also true, though. Just because things occur naturally doesn't mean they're not dangerous in consumer products.
TomatoeMilkshake
We had an assignment in school where we made posters against water and stated a ton of facts about water and made them sound scary.
farny99
didnt understand a word i must burn something
UrKungFuNoGood
No it doesn't. Get over yourself.
Bakseed
If you call water "dihydrogen monoxide", even to prove a stupid point as so, it's still obvious you're obnoxious.
cousteau
Yeah everyone knows it's called oxidane!
Howtogrowwood
I am all for reducing the stupid.
LurkAndSometimesCommentWithGifs
A little dihydrogen monoxide never hurt anyone, but, in large quanitities, it can kill you.
LeftBauer20
Man, it found a way to both Greenland AND Madagascar? We doomed...
MachineInterface
You undermine your point with this "dihydrogen monoxide" nonsense. It's "hydric acid" or "hydrogen hydroxide".
cousteau
Its official IUPAC-accepted name is "oxidane" though
beingready
...waiting to see this circulating with the last few lines missing...
DrunkSnowWhite
Why wait?
Iaimtomisbehave
SatoriEnlightenment
Mystery Science Theatre 3000
alapuchki
HumfreeBugart
Every person who has ever drank water has died or will die in the future
tracereading
Same with everyone who's ever gone outside.
Magicflutefreddie
Or eaten barbeque. Or bacon.
TheGiggityGuy
CatBugg
sauerteig
HumfreeBugart
Most of the ingredients are ok but a bit worrying about the ketone bodies. What killed the ketones?
grimbor
Dihydrogenmonoxide!
Corrodias
TheOnlyPtylerdactyl
The Ketones were my favorite funk band back in the day.
RealFuckinNito
*Sigh* after reading the first sentence I cracked my knuckles, opened NCBI, and was mid way through searching links to go on a huge fucking
RealFuckinNito
rant against whatever complaint you have. THEN I read the second sentence. And now I think it's time for me to go hit my head against a wall
RealFuckinNito
because I sure am fucking stupid. God dammit the internet has ruined me.
JimTheChair
Why would I be scared about something being used in yoga mats????
TwiggFace
The type of people that believe this type of thing seem to also think that yoga mats are carcinogenic.
OldSchoolCoder
+1. And to address your question: A lot of things is being used in yoga mats. Some of them I would like to keep at a distance.
Isaypoopythingsbecausemostofyouannoyme
I'd be nervous with this meme, someone will just edit out "it's your own blood." And post it on facebook
normalizetherapy
Done and done, asked what everyone thought it was and then told them it is blood later. Interesting results.
daguq
Sometimes I have a high blood content in my alcohol stream.
MoaConstrictor
Yeah, that happened to me once when some idiot fell in the booze fountain
SamaelTheVenomOfGod
There's an alcohol for that.
whatupmyknitters
i'm a nanny and these are the wipes the family i work for uses:
the wipes are fine, but the claim is stupid.
SnakeBiteScares
How can it be made of almost entirely water
MoaConstrictor
It's a hose
briham
So what's the benefit of using those rather than running a paper towel under the tap?
whatupmyknitters
that i can keep these in a moisture-locking container right on the changing table? the towel part is softer than a paper towel, too.
briham
Fair enough.
nightripper
Fun fact: your piss contains urea, a precursor used to make a certain high explosive.
forsale90
It is also part of certain body creams.
imaprettykittycat
Fun fact: your sweat contains urea, too, which makes it essentially very diluted urine. Science!
WARHAMMER405
And urea is used to make the DEF/SCR fluid for the newer Diesel engines.
dachicken
Yup. Clean air thru bodily fluids.
Walatalalaw
Nitroglycerine if I remember correctly
TheKingOfConquerors
Urea is also a component of diesel exhaust fluid sold at any auto parts store.
OrC23
Hence fertilizer and diesel fuel bombs. Both contain high concentrations and nitrates.
ElRadis
Potassium Nitrate used in the manufacture of gunpowder, for the curious of mind, but lazy.
FjordFiskursson
Potassium Nitrate used to be sourced from soil collected from under stables and outhouses.
KomodoKill
Your blood too
ARSONlST
IIRC CodysLab used his piss to make it
thebratinthehat
Ever read Blood Meridian?
KomodoKill
Yeah
KNDBS
So you're saying that i can make bombs by just pissing on things?
CziltangBrone
Well, if you piss IN a jug, it's called a trucker bomb....
CantComeUpWithACreativeUsername
I guess they'll have to ban going to the bathroom on flights (no bringing dangerous materials on board)
NerdN1
Well you've already brought it on board before then.
CantComeUpWithACreativeUsername
Exactly! They'll probably require everyone to empty their bladders before boarding (JK! - I'm still bitter about the 100 ml liquid/gel limit
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MouseDenton
Been in many home-made explosives labs, comrade?
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GaySocialistLiberalMuslimCommieAtheist
I mean to be fair I think every fighting force since the advent of explosives has loved making bombs.
HealerwithaGreatsword
Well then, lol
WhatExactlyIs
you can make homemade gunpowder out of your piss and a few other ingredients :D
PhilMcrevice
Yea I know, that's why it burns when I pee.
swinglinered
The White Zone is for loading and unloading only.
DownvotesAreFun
Go on.
nightripper
It's a pretty simple reaction, actually. You just combine it with--wait a minute, I'm not falling for that again!
mcshady
Wait I thought thats why it was called "Urea", because it comes from "Urine".
swinglinered
or the other way around?
grklein
"Urine" is a much older word, it comes from the latin "urina", with the same meaning.
CziltangBrone
Yup
ThisDique
Also a key ingredient in ALL makeup products ladies... that's right everyday you wear makeup you take a golden shower.
CelticmoonKate
Not all. (I only know that because my cousin is sensitive to it and label checks. Yes peeing is an issue, she has to drink a lot of water.)
TheBitSlinger
Semen contains a precursor used to make certain humans.
Mockingbirb
Yes, and some are terrorists!!
TheBitSlinger
twofishtails
Semen also contains cadaverine and putrescine, two chemicals "manufactured" by rotting corpses.
TheBitSlinger
All utilized semen eventually contributes to corpses, when you think about it.
DeadlyEnzyme
Wasn't there a kid that convinced most of his class to "outlaw" water just by using big words
Patlabor
A couple hundred girls in my high school signed a petition to end women's suffrage.
ICantFigureOutGoodUsernameSoLetsSayIHadGreatIdeaButItWasTaken
Good old dihydrogen monoxid?
RyBarr
Well people are stupid...so. Yes
The22ndDoctor
http://www.dhmo.org/
BlazeX67
I heard it was a Dj who on radio mentions about dihydrogen monoxide. They talked about a event and said becareful that stuff is in the water
rudejohn
It's been done many, many times: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dihydrogen_monoxide_hoax
carpebass
yes. I believe it was Nathan Zohner. He was able to get classmates to vote to ban "Dihydrogen Monoxide" or a science fair project. 1/2
carpebass
His project proved that the use of true facts can lead the public to false conclusions. 2/2
shitpostalert
I remember someone pranked a city telling them they poisoned the water with dihydrogen monoxide and they actually declared emergency
rubber1duckie
Got a link?
MadMaddin
Ahh do you mean the radio channel at the first of april that said large amounts of dihydrogen-monooxide were found in the tap water?
avastmehearty
My son's chemistry teacher pranked her class at the beginning of school, my son was the one who pointed out that she was talking about water
IronDogs
God bless your child for restorating my faith in humanity
akiba22
I remember one where they got a lot of people to sign a petition to end women's suffrage.
Cgyachilles
Ahh yes the scourge of dihydrogen monoxide
sillywq
It is all thanks to inquisitiveness
TheGuywithTehHat
Higher pH value than hydrochloric acid.
Nerdygasm
http://imgur.com/55Ms8uA
SoberAndBored
EVERY child with autism has been exposed to dihydrogen monoxide.
FluffyFairyFeet
Once you got DHMO on your skin it's impossible to wash off
FluffyFairyFeet
DHMO is responsible for all acid rains
SgtKashim
DHMO is a terrible, dangerous chemical. It's used in nuclear plants. And it's in your children's food. When will this stop?
Verifay
I know. 100% of people who have consumed it have DIED!
Badsequence
100% of dead bodies have high concentrations of dihydrogen monoxide in their systems.
AShartInTheWind
The Man Show got a crap ton of people to sign a petition to end women's suffrage.
Marietard
I remember this! Also, the bouncing boobs on the trampoline at the end of the show.
AShartInTheWind
The boobs is what I remember most.
Zantek2
...Are you serious?
johnnydangerous
Yes, I remember that episode, they just set up a table and women signed up in droves to 'End Women's Suffrage Now!'
Squatch42
I once passed a bill in student Congress to equip military vehicles with Photon Originating Refective Krypton (lights). It cost billions.
Crawley
Congress loves PORK
TielKiri
P.O.R.K. I like it.
DeadSucc
We have to ban the use of dihydrogen monoxide
EagleSonOfEagle
End women's suffrage! Haven't they already suffered enough?
bachterman
the thirst increases
CanadianMadCow
Fish fuck in it!
bpetersen
This joke is getting so old. Can we upgrade this high-school-level joke to college-level
DeadSucc
No, because I only took high school chemistry. I've managed to avoid it in college so far.
cousteau
Yeah let's call it by its official name; it's "oxidane" ffs!
NotWittyEnough
It makes up 99.98% of chem trails!
idonthaveauser
Water? Like out the toilet? But Brawndo's got what plants crave: It's got electrolytes.
Chandler920
cousteau
Isn't that just another name for oxidane?
Taliska
100% of all mass murderers, rapist and sociopaths have admitted to drinking this dangerous chemical! BAN!
SuscriptorJusticiero
I personally prefer "hydroxylic acid", but that's a matter of taste.
SuscriptorJusticiero
Although, now that I think of it, hydroxylic acid is mostly tasteless...
FiveShiftOne
Hydrogen hydroxide*
cogs
Thank you. That's how i learned it in junior high chemistry in 1969.
Solid5outof7
Wait, dihydrogen monoxide isn't water?
IKnowEnglish
Doesn't that only apply when using alkali names?
Zreen
Helium Bicobalt
cousteau
Hydroxylic acid. The acid with the highest pH known.
rezpawner
Came here to say just that, upvoted.
javadad60
Corrodes steel!
DiamondJB1911
Because it has the highest pH of any acid.
Counterfit
I heard it has the lowest pH of any base
javadad60
Found in baby food!