Splatts

851 pts ยท April 4, 2015


There are actually annual races of exactly this...

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But with frills, to make it less scary.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As a substitute teacher, I've never once walked into a classroom with fewer than 25 students (USA).

8 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

I bet SHE never goes on the internet without permission...

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yes. Be smarter than me.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So I once bought a puzzle at a yard sale for $1. Missing a piece. Emailed company, and they actually replaced the piece for me.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm actually really hoping the daughter is going through a phase & mom & dad were like, "let's do this," but couldn't convince their son.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

plastic straws aren't recyclable. And something like 500 million are used every day in the US. So yeah, it'll definitely make a difference.

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

This is actually how crocs reproduce. Both halves regrow. Now there's two of them.

8 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

Dude, sleepy and happy both would have been relatively safe.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Except for those ones with lights on them to stagger entrance WAY too close to the actual merge point.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

There was a point in there where it looked like a cross between a facehugger and a rabbit vibrator and none of that is okay.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And a simple pushaway or draw has to be easier than trying to paddle around a cat.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

She has to hold up the weight of her own chest. He is so rude for not helping!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Just panic and start throwing in dialectic quirks from like ten other regions to keep them guessing...

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I believe the lyrics she was looking for were "happy birthday, Mr. President..."

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Don't forget, first movement is "exploration"

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

If it makes you feel better... my dentist told me I might have cancer. Got sent to a specialist who said no, it's just 2 extra wisdom teeth.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

poor dude's pant leg & held him calmly til we came out. We freed the pup. Mama nuzzled the dude all "no hard feels?" then resumed her nap.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ours had puppies years back - one of the pups got its head stuck & a yard worker came to help it free. Protective mama just grabbed (1/2)

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oh, if only that was the cost of divorce...

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yes

8 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

I've been there. Once I found out @ 12 weeks, and once at 16 weeks. I passed both naturally. If you need to talk...

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Which was part of the issue with Trump - some states' electorates were playing w/ the idea of not voting for him, in spite of state results.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The party selects electorates. When you vote for president, you're basically voting for them & they in turn vote for president.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I actually did that last year - picked a local charity and sat down with my kid to pick out presents to donate. Highly recommended.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And the worst thing that happens to me is I shrug and go "welp, I sent some imaginary kids some gifts and felt warm and fuzzy about it."

8 years ago | Likes 93 Dislikes 5

I know you've been through a ton, but therapy may help all involved. You can't save your marriage if you aren't willing to try.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The strain of your partner's cancer, losing your home, having to live with in-laws and depending on their kindness is a lot...

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0