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I didn't mean to get to the front page, I just wanted to get rid of memes so I could download Kirby.
arsph25
#2 is not an exam.
MrDumpling
Translation for #3?
JabberMoxie
WOAH WOAH WOAH! HOLD ON! What university actually lets you bring a dog to class? I guarantee my attendance would have been better.
TheGlow
#8 The week of feast, then the week of famine. Technically I get paid 15th and last so worse then 2 weeks.
flamingling
Anyone else feel super old at number 35??... That was not my childhood.
sethr05
#19 is a scorpion not an ak
SekomuMasada
Can I get a translation for cheeky nandos?
somethingsomethingwittyhere
Laugh all you like at #6, but you can't buy a curry at Currys or any pair of boots at Boots...
williamp132
Nice, russel
mathmad26
They drank 3.6 alcoholic beverages each, 171 in total. Done drank out the tavern
Noismute
#46 I'm not a joke... stop it
Excedrine
#1 That's pretty much what my wisdom teeth looked like. Top ones came in fine, the bottom ones punched in sideways. Dafuq is this shit!?
ShannaDriver
Wtf KIRBY!?
Ryebread91
#48 check out Washington's recipe for egg nog sometime. They could really hold their liquor back then.
Icantmakedecisions
Whatcha doin Kirby? Why’d you eat that leaf? (If you’re not familiar, I recommend “Kirby” by Aesop rock)
mazimillion
I’m mad enough to bare-knuckle box. 95%% of the time I’m mad. The other 5% the take-out place forgot my sauce.
mph5mph
Or the hot dog. How do you forget the hot dog on a hot dog? Oh here you go, enjoy your bun!
Joker244
#1 this is how mine grew in. Anesthesia started wearing off on the way home. Sat in a chair crying and spitting blood into a cup for 1/2
Joker244
About an hour until my parents got home with the pain meds 2/2
LeastInterestingManInTheWorld
I like your skeptical lizard at the end.
Ojuter
Hows kirby?
MrUnderscoreCool
Pretty good. Just like I remember it all these years ago
bloodtypeinfinity
MrUnderscoreCool
I'm calling the police
MoonGoddess235
I like your green anole!
MrUnderscoreCool
Me too
mazimillion
#29 WHY DOESNT HE POP INTO LEG SHAPE???
TheGuyWithTheDragonTattoo
AlwaysandEventuallyHannah
Oh shit I never noticed that that's a leg shape before
Cobra10106
#20 is a VZ-61 machine pistol.
AlwaysandEventuallyHannah
Plot holes
Mackeroy
i think thats part of the joke
Whateverfloatsyourgoats
Actually, if you look carefully, #20 is a crab.
gimking
I find #20 funny because the gun is a CZ skorpion. Astrological.
HorseonaBike
Ah the cheeky Nandos. Top quality bants had, but curry club will always win out when Terry 'the bantersaurus-rex' is yomping to town
boogablend
Classic toothless lime sucker
TheSealPushedMe
It's trying to speak to me, I know it
Dunes8
Finally ate at one this year. Made the mistake of going on a Friday, though.
TheZade
I've never been to Nandos, the nearest one is 3200 km from me, sadly... I hear good things tho
MrListerTheSisterFisterAndListersSisterTheFisterResistor
The chips mate for godsake the chips are so good
tehflan
Ryebread91
Then you pop over ta your pal Harry's house and grab him to go to the pub and take a peek at that sis of his who's a nice lookin tart.
Ryebread91
Did I do that right?
PrincessMoonicorn
That'll do-but wear trackies too. I love that post though. I had to break that down literallly sentence by sentence to a friend in US :-D
DoYouEvenSchwift
Nandos is top notch though
boogablend
I was not impressed lol, I think the only good thing is the unlimited soda, rare in UK but in 100% of restaurants in US lol
neutronfish
I’m just glad I don’t live where have to understand what any of this crumpet-fucking gibberish means.
MrListerTheSisterFisterAndListersSisterTheFisterResistor
Bitch shut the fuck up
PrincessMoonicorn
And that was necessary because?...
MrListerTheSisterFisterAndListersSisterTheFisterResistor
Dunno I'm sorry
PrincessMoonicorn
Apology accepted :-)
PrincessMoonicorn
As a Brit I find that hilarious lol. You've not come across a yamyam accent yet have ya?! Now there's a treat!
FunkyKick
#8 what's on the frying pan?
MrUnderscoreCool
There's a good chance it's ice cubes
MobileMagnolia
Ice cubes
darkprincess0212
Ice cubes
FunkyKick
oh, yeah
Cyractacus
#6 is a reference to this https://youtu.be/fNcYtcVn-8k
uchytjes
Code Ment is a gift to the world.
AnimeFanAddict
Truly one of the greatest videos of all time.
DuckFan87
I hadn't seen that before. I literally have tears in my eyes from laughing so hard.
Cyractacus
That clip is a part of a larger series called "Code Ment" if you are interested.
DuckFan87
I'll have to check it out. Thanks!
circlebreaker
@MrUnderscoreCool You're too self-deprecating. This was a pretty solid dump, you bundle of sticks +1
MrUnderscoreCool
I'm just trying to free up enough space to get kirby on my phone
circlebreaker
A good cause. My favourite little pink puffball.
MrUnderscoreCool
Me too, man
GrampaJack
MrWobblyHead
#1 Our jaws have become smaller of time but the number of teeth that has to fit in them hasn't reduced. 1/2
Jackrackem
Sounds like an incredibly intelligent design to me
KraftCheezWhiz
I was born without wisdom teeth
MrWobblyHead
2/2 Combined with increased dental care where people don't lose teeth as often, there's little room for wisdom teeth to squeeze into. 2/2
Sauroctonus
Damn cooked food and hygiene. Ruined our swole jaws!
Begotten
I hit the genetic lottery when it comes to teeth. They all came in perfectly straight and problem free including the wisdom teeth.
Flyndaran
My brother was born without wisdom teeth which I'd suggest is even better genetics luck.
StateOfPlague
I had 4 teeth pulled and 4 wisdom teeth cut out. My molars broke apart before the adult teeth grew in. I still have nightmares about it.
StateOfPlague
Not from me; my 4 teeth grew behind the baby teeth, didn't push forward. Had perfect teeth until I was like 8. Also had hella braces. rip
Begotten
What a hassle
TwerkingLurker
Not for everyone. My sister didn't have any wisdom teeth to remove.
crispytortillas
Me either!
Thradeau
Which is also likely following the same progression. We don't need them anymore, they don't fit, so they are starting to go away.
Flyndaran
That's not how evolution works.
Tuomir
Unless you are telling me people are dying in droves because of wisdom teeth, that's not really how it works.
Thradeau
Well, it kinda is, but I lacked the characters to be very clear. Over time, our jaws have become smaller leaving less room for teeth, and >
RCSpotz
#1 Mine did this too. Moron Teeth all 4 of them!
Dokramuh
Got both my bottom ones like this. Currently suffering from an inflamed one.
Flyndaran
My lucky-fuck brother was born without any.
giganticroboticpenguin
4 here too. At one point the surgeon said 'hold my beer' and put his knee on my chest to brace himself while hammering them to break in half
Splatts
If it makes you feel better... my dentist told me I might have cancer. Got sent to a specialist who said no, it's just 2 extra wisdom teeth.
ParagonZe
Same here man, need it removed because it's opening a hole between the top of the tooth and my gums
NeedTopRamen
Be sure to get it out soon. A lot of people don't realize that food can get stuck under the flap and cause decay making it harder to remove.
The701
Your wisdom teeth: "Let's do this! LEEEEEERRRROOOOYYYY mDEENNNNNTIIINNNN!!!"
dijital101
I just learned last week my bottoms did this. I'm 38. They don't hurt so they're gonna stay.
whatupmyknitters
all 4 here too. fucking sucked.
zamielvanweber
I had mine out when I was 12. I love that more and more.
MrUnderscoreCool
Oof
ThePostsIMakeTripleGay
Ouch owie my bones
warp10
One of mine shattered. While chewing a slice of pizza.
Refridgerate
Considering how developed that tooth is, it must have been constantly painful until they had it removed
AurorOwl
1 of my 2 is doing this and the other side only half popped up through my gum. Freaking painful and food gets caught in the gap ALL the time
scandia
Saw the first image and thought how the hell did someone got ahold of my daughter's x-rays. Took a few months to move up with braces
thundercactus
They're the wisest because they know how to NOT stay in your mouth for 80 years.
fbutt09
All four were painfully extracted with a long and painful recovery period?
bongles
Mine are at a 45° angle last I was checked. But no pain or problems yet
fbutt09
YET.
Lunazaak
2/4 of mine are impacted. I've never been under. I'm scared. Any help?
Flyndaran
Find a good dentist. I had zero pain during or after. He removed all four at once and I never needed post-op meds.
Gezo
Then go under and you have nothing to fear besides one needle in your arm
SithRuleOfTwo
Petrified of being put under 1st time, doc walks in bald, biker goatee, snakeskin boots and more gold chains than Mr. T . I almost fainted.
PolarHailStorm
Fortunately, there are drugs that prevent you from making memories of the anaesthesia, so it went well, I take it?
Gezo
I remember hazy moments while being under and having a ton of tools in my mouth. It was surreal and awesome the drugs are great.
SithRuleOfTwo
I remember nothing after the countdown and waking up groggy afterwards, so yea I freaked for nothing lol.
Talmorean
Mine too. 4 impacted wisdoms, then got dry socket with all 4 after surgery.
coolguy4206969
Lunazaak
2/4 of mine are impacted.. What's dry socket D:
DomoriGato
Basically, when your teeth get pulled, a blood clot forms at the base to protect the jaw bone. Dry Socket is when that bit gets 1/2
DomoriGato
Flushed out somehow, exposing the jaw bone. It's incredibly painful. Soda, milkshakes, and drinking from a straw all increase the risk.
Gezo
The tooth holes basically dry up and it's incredible pain
Lunazaak
Oh ..fantastic