SovietBat

10688 pts · January 12, 2013


"Now he belongs to the stars..."

*A little bit of snot, mixed with heavy breathing.*
”You got any games on your phone?”

11 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

“How fast can humans innovate?”

“Fairly quick but it’s goes up by several orders of magnitude when they decide they want to stick it up their butt.”

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

"No u" - Zebra, probably.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

His beard looks like his hair fell down.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is the porn I come to Imgur for.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

He looks like Dorian Tyrell after he put on The Mask.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

And how much is the US military budget?

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I hope your DIP joints get removed in a freak accident involving a spoon, car battery, and a man named Todd from Florida.

4 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 6

What if you led her to have high blood pressure because you're a hot nerd?

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Predator: Concrete Jungle

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Kinda, really looks like Gerard Butler.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He's back there, you just have noticed him yet.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Not sure why you got down voted for speaking the truth.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

100% both of these statements.

4 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 4

I do not.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Isn't that the Masons?

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

That's EXACTLY what I thought while reading this. I was worried about a Mandela Effect.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

And then you have the 105mm Howitzer in the back for when it absolutely, positively cannot live to see tomorrow.

4 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

+1 for Rock Auto.

4 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Clit mouse.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ok.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The fat PlayStation 2 is such a beautiful console. The box, the system itself, the lighting, the operating system, etc. My favorite.

4 years ago | Likes 91 Dislikes 0

Now this is porn.

4 years ago | Likes 68 Dislikes 0

Lemme just smother the fire by throwing these branches on haphazardly.

4 years ago | Likes 67 Dislikes 3

I'd swap Kline and Keaton.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

With his amount of mass, I don't think there'd be much hope for diminishing the impact of his foot unless you outright ducked.

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I don't care what nationality you are, we just need to help each other. We're all humans on this little ball of dirt. Also, tax the rich.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Did anal once with an ex; never again.

4 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 3