11361 pts · February 23, 2013
I don't like cats.
I’ll just just one lorry load of Pale Irish girls.
I’ve had the same jar of honey for 3 years. How much are you using?
You don't get bonus points for accuracy in nuclear warfare.
Sorry, forgot about that invisible nuclear barrier built between the US and Canada.
Is maple immune to the nukes probably headed our way?
Agreed. 'Numpty' is much too cute for a terrorist. It will become part of my vocabulary going forward, however. Thanks!
Terrorism is awful...but what the fuck is a numpty?
Best GIF I've seen all day.
Our view in SC today is a bit different.
Sweet floating rope.
Pro Tip for adding fruit to beer: don't.
Not as bad as the earrings.
Sent three likes and an "amen" your way. My work here is done.
Never "forgot" to punch in before?
No - it's offensive to clowns.
My pleasure! It's my cause of 2017. My wife is about ready to kill me. Eh, @HeCallsMeStinky?
Nauseated*
It really doesn't. A little Vaseline and they don't even notice. They don't have a stigma attached to butt-stuff.
All part of the job. Godspeed.
Wait a second...something's fucky.
Until I had a kid of my own I would have agreed. They don't notice or care and it's quick and painless.
Good luck. Don't park too long or Troop E will have some parting words for you.
The individual prongs on a fork are called "tines".
I doubt he was looking for the designer of the time and date font.
Finally found a good use for that X-Men fanfic.
But could she see why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch?
Yeah. I don't want to spoil what I heard but it seems there were some unexpected twists that play into the story. I'm happy waiting for HBO.
No need to see Baby Driver. The teens in the movie theatre parking lot spoiled the whole thing on my way to see Spider-Man.
Ahyuk!
Matthew Berry?
I’ll just just one lorry load of Pale Irish girls.
I’ve had the same jar of honey for 3 years. How much are you using?
You don't get bonus points for accuracy in nuclear warfare.
Sorry, forgot about that invisible nuclear barrier built between the US and Canada.
Is maple immune to the nukes probably headed our way?
Agreed. 'Numpty' is much too cute for a terrorist. It will become part of my vocabulary going forward, however. Thanks!
Terrorism is awful...but what the fuck is a numpty?
Best GIF I've seen all day.
Our view in SC today is a bit different.
Sweet floating rope.
Pro Tip for adding fruit to beer: don't.
Not as bad as the earrings.
Sent three likes and an "amen" your way. My work here is done.
Never "forgot" to punch in before?
No - it's offensive to clowns.
My pleasure! It's my cause of 2017. My wife is about ready to kill me. Eh, @HeCallsMeStinky?
Nauseated*
It really doesn't. A little Vaseline and they don't even notice. They don't have a stigma attached to butt-stuff.
All part of the job. Godspeed.
Wait a second...something's fucky.
Until I had a kid of my own I would have agreed. They don't notice or care and it's quick and painless.
Good luck. Don't park too long or Troop E will have some parting words for you.
The individual prongs on a fork are called "tines".
I doubt he was looking for the designer of the time and date font.
Finally found a good use for that X-Men fanfic.
But could she see why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch?
Yeah. I don't want to spoil what I heard but it seems there were some unexpected twists that play into the story. I'm happy waiting for HBO.
No need to see Baby Driver. The teens in the movie theatre parking lot spoiled the whole thing on my way to see Spider-Man.
Ahyuk!
Matthew Berry?