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A primary school teacher received this from a child in her class...
#funny #facebook #kids_these_days
Yay front page! it's been a while.
I bet the mods are expecting me to plug that website that I built for imgurians like 3 years ago.
But i'm not about that life.
So.... PM me your Ducks!
NotasbigasmediumsizedJock
OMG that is CLASSIC! I wish my students would give me something like that!
CowsGoMooALot
I chuckled.
SonderingStrike
Orgasm until I'm Logan
AnimatronicallyBuilt
"He fucks me hard creating friction in a orgasm until I am Logan."
tehPhreakmang
Plot twist, it was intentional.
Audiogarden2
This is one of those kids that's good at crafts, but can't do long division.
DeletedProfiles
Aye lmao.
binky4me
LoganHendrickson
When you see your name on the front page.....
ImNotReallyADoctor
Jeez... Some people just can't take the hint.
TheBritishAreComing
Can't wait for parents evening ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
StabbyMcMurder
That is amazing
ringadingdingbaby
What ever happened to that website?
TheBritishAreComing
It's still there, active. I hire people now.
ringadingdingbaby
Aw fantastic :) sorry if that sounded rude. I had completely forgotten about it since I changed email addresses. Il check it out again
TheBritishAreComing
Oh it's cool I didn't read it like that. It'd be good to see you
mad4some
So a child made this?......questions need answered, some legal questions
TheBritishAreComing
What sort of questions. I'm ready.
mad4some
If it's not obvious to you, then I can't help.....
mdzmdz
Neither the child or the mother realised due to being illiterate
ForThoseWondering
50 Shades of Awkwaaaaard
MELLANcolly
CielPhantomhive1214
TheBritishAreComing??? Hahaha.
TheBritishAreComing
yes they are ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
CielPhantomhive1214
Damn it. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
SoraPonyBoyVersetti
Now I wanna know the website
TheBritishAreComing
Wouldn't we all... wouldn't we all..
poronkusemania
You can message it to me. I won't tell.
TheBritishAreComing
If you send me a duck, on your way you might see it ;)
nonchalantelope
Just had my wedding a month ago and we had tons of paper flowers. So many smut words in all of the flowers! It was a game looking for them.
TheBritishAreComing
haha and congratulations!
indrabar
I'm in the process of making flowers for my sister's wedding. She has kindly requested the smut flowers be tiny and hard to see.
wronggengirl
Gifts from Etsy gone wrong
SheDevilinaSnuggie
I miss Regretsy so much. So much cringe. For those of you who missed it - April Winchell showcased the worst of Etsy. Terrifically awful.
AwesomeName
Silent1fd
He'll need more than flowers.
TheBritishAreComing
haha perfect!
AkLonewolf
that would be something like... Roses with lilies in the center and orchids tower above it. Looks like bobs with a penis and ejaculate.
SociopathicOtter
Oh yeah, touch my bobs with your duck
skribs
How does one miss this?
TheBritishAreComing
I was wondering the same tbh, probably had a funny 5 minutes and wasn't paying attention
rookiefdb
its not real, thats how.
Magicflutefreddie
yeah...what? They rip the pages out of a picture book? LOL
KingOfTheMuskrats
I think your phone auto corrected dicks to ducks
TheBritishAreComing
I love ducks. I have my own dick and it's disappointing enough without having everyone here disappointing me with theirs.
SheDevilinaSnuggie
Bless your heart, you got to be female imgurian today! *notification* oh - a penis. *Sends scathing critique and marks out of 10.*
KingOfTheMuskrats
SixOneSeven
Finally found a good use for that X-Men fanfic.
manslut
I'd write Xmen fanfics but it would always just end up being Logan x Me with a whole lot of sweaty man sex. I'll be in my bunk.
TheBritishAreComing
wackywoohoopizzaman
FuckMyAssAndCallMeObama
Thought I was the only person who thought that from the logan
jaminjimmyjames
I read "Logan" in Sir Patrick Stewart's voice, and now it's even better.
GrundleBlunder
50 shates of term papers
lapisknight
50 Grades of Gray
TheBritishAreComing
I read that as Sharts. Which confused me, why are there sharts on term papers?
tornik
He doesn't test well.
CutofEmrld
Wouldn't surprise me... I mean, here you've got Wolverine handing out orgasms,
Buckbeak1486
Because term papers are shit?
DontstressyoucanChangeItAnyTime0
You said "ducks" right? Because this could get ugly.
TojS
Those darn kids
TheBritishAreComing
Sharting all over their presents!
lookingOknaked
You have never been on a energy-drink-fuelled, minutes to midnight, term writing rampage, have ya?
TheBritishAreComing
Not at the age of 4, no.
Thatguyinthechairinthebackwatchingyou
What's the name of the book? A friend wants to know.
Magpiebones
50 Shades of My Dog Can Write Better
rookiefdb
it doesn't exist. or obligatory 50 shades joke
TheBritishAreComing
50 shades of grey
skelekittycat
Sadly, I've read the books. But the fuck is Logan? Or is that just a cut off word?
ckels
This. I don't remember a Logan.
NorthernBoy94
"A friend" suuuurreee
realistichorsegonadbehavior
that'sthejoke.jpeg
NorthernBoy94
bloodravanable
Ehm... you made a spelling error.... it is PM me your dicks... you wrote ducks.... easy mistake the 2 letters are next to each other....
TheBritishAreComing
No spelling mistake. I absolutely want ducks and not dicks.
Sinth0ras
what about ducks being dicks ?
TheBritishAreComing
This is acceptable
TheBritishAreComing
Thank you everyone so far who has sent me wonderful quakey ducks. Except that one guy who sent a dick. You know who you are.
SheDevilinaSnuggie
There's always one...
ImYourOtherPersonality
HELLO THERE
TheBritishAreComing
Hello other personality!
ImYourOtherPersonality
Finding you on imgur is like finding a rare pepe
TheBritishAreComing
This didn't age well
ImYourOtherPersonality
I honestly don't remember the context or reason behind my comment
azazyel
Well I can understand wanting to get rid of that book
TheBritishAreComing
I've seen the film, it wasn't great. Like classy porn without the humiliation or semen everywhere. Guessing the book isn't much better.
LlamaLingo
What film?
BiWheeler
abusive relationships are so classy
malakim
Classy bondage porn you say......
joiyabug
For a book with some classy bondage porn included (and plot!), try Kushiel's Dart
TheBritishAreComing
What does the fox say?
TheArchangelLord
Kon kon
malakim
A-ringdingdingdingdingdingding or something....