SimmaSinger

2226 pts · January 15, 2016


My name is Simma and I'm a singer and a writer. I like Scifi and music. Nothing else about me is interesting. www.newcastlesinger.co.uk

I also lived in Sandyford. Helmsley Road to be exact. :-)

6 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I am 49 and three quarters and got the Loss/Garfield joke. Maybe I spend too much time online.

6 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Upvoted for many reasons but primarily for the Egret pun. Not only did I L, but it was OL.

8 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Just discovered your work. Really brilliant. Love it.

8 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dan Schreiber told me that. Iykyk

9 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They advertise arthritis? I got mine for free with oldness.

11 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is so weird, I forgot to take my meds today for the first time in months, and this post reminded me ! Thank you!

1 year ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Can confirm. Very happily married to a fabulous wife. I am approximately circular and extremely smiley. More on this news as we get it.

1 year ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Oh thank you for asking this. I thought it was just me.

1 year ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

It’s either Charles LeClerc, the racing driver, or Charles 3rd, king of England, but that’s as far as I can narrow it down.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Derek Stumbleburger at your service

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That jack-phono workaround makes me queasy.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

BECAUSE of the unsettlingly direct and prolonged eye contact 😳

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Big fan of his!

1 year ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

My mother had a Chiari Malformation, this is the only time I’ve ever seen a reference to it online. Hers was very successfully treated and that was 30 years ago, so I’m guessing it’s even better understood now. She’s still around too. I wish you all the best.

2 years ago | Likes 59 Dislikes 0

Best Imgur dump I’ve seen in a long time.
The Batman HR tweet is the funniest thing I’ve seen in ages and at least three others made me actually , properly laugh out loud… plus Doctor Who references.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

5000 days this Tuesday. Nice to see sober memes that have a bit of honesty!

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Thank you!

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Well today I learned. It’s just so nice to play, absolutely effortless.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Ha! I’ll take that as a compliment. I’m very relieved to say that all these years later I still have the hair.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#33 Therapist here, this is known as “doorknob disclosure“ . Please don’t feel the need to do this, you don’t need to keep us keen. We are there to help. Merry Christmas or whatever your winter fest is.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

“Genuinely older, like in her 50s” hit me hard. Oof.

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

The common meter thing, also works to the tune of House Of The Rising Sun

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I have forgotten to take my meds as it happens, but I’m in bed and I can’t be bothered to get back up so I’ll just miss a day, but thanks for the reminder.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Happy New Year and thanks for the posts, they are much appreciated

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#28 -trainee therapist here. Gossip days are ok but sometimes trauma days are more helpful for making progress. Both help in different ways.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

According to Wikipedia, yes

3 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Ah, the days when the funniest thing to do with the internet was to tell a friend to watch Badger Badger right ‘til the end. I miss the 90s.

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Now I’m awake I think there are probably more

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

In my accent gulf rhymes with wolf but nothing rhymes with golf. Except Rudolph… and nothing rhymes with nothing… I think I might need sleep

3 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 1