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chromed
#20 ???
jansenart
Lesbians lick bean
wraiththefourth
#38 Useless fact : The distance from the east end of Australia to the west is about the same as the distance from the surface to the center.
Dandy8291
#29 I feel attacked
beepboprobotsnot
#8 The tweet is great, but so is the name/profile pic combo.
tomascco
L.L. Bean actually stands for Large Lima.
HeraldOfTheBadger
#45 mhmm ... syphilis
Couchwarrior1337
HandsomePenguin
#2 that's just an Autumn Sawsbuck.
TheHillsHaveNostrils
#44 Hello and welcome to Modern Capitalism in the 2020s. It's awesome, except when it sucks in unpredictable and completely predictable ways
DietCokeIsMyDrugOfChoice
Yeah that one made me laugh Professor Farnsworth-style
Dednotsleeping82
#1 cool bird, dumb take.
redpandascaredbyarock
Ya gotta be careful around lobsters man
ViolenceInherentintheSystem
#6 obviously a strawborgy
Euchre
#2 Someone decorated an outdoor tree, and the buck tried to use it to scruff the velvet off his antlers. Tada! Decorated.
AtsaMattaForMe
#1
CausticLemonEnema
#1 I dont know a single hunter that wouldn't take the shot anyways
Ghlargh
Hell, that bird could get shot out of season "to put the poor thing out of it's misery"
IBroughtASpareDrainpipe
#5 is a dingleberry.
MiniMegaOfParagonCity
#12 I had my Sega Genesis.
tucker148
AndTheArghnauts
#6 As it happens, this is also called "the grind" by those who take part.
hightechpirate
#43 po-tay-toes.jpg
illmx
#12 I *hate* that replies are ABOVE the original text. Gets me almost every time
lrateyourrig
I read it like those old Carnac the Magnificent jokes
victell
Me as well. Some work better than others.
Paradysis
#30 am "I" a football?
PyroDragon
#16 you deserved that beating and you know it
PJVeddersGirl
#27 what's recording this data?
lazycrow
Whisker Litter Robot 4
PyroDragon
I assume it's a litter box
hightechpirate
#39 doesn't sound like weed 'high' more like acid or shrooms
AndTheArghnauts
They didn't mention any visuals. Maybe it's a dissociative like dxm.
waitwut94
#49 omfg bro
BreadMachineCookieDough
I don't understand it...
waitwut94
https://ifunny.co/video/bitches-will-b-like-how-did-you-know-i-was-jDrbrqEj7?s=cl
waitwut94
Lmao... It is a bit derogatory... Alluding to how some non gender, non binary, or other queer ppl will name themselves after nouns. Ie, Sock
RolandLovecraft
This is some high energy garlic love and I’m all about it.
illmx
People feel the same about avocado. I don’t like them. Sorry.
RolandLovecraft
Avocados or garlic? I’m guessing homemade guacamole doesn’t tingle your nethers.
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GlobalIntrovertsClub
*Italian has entered the chat*
SoraHjort
*Irish enters the chat wearing cloves necklace, and carrying a loaf of bread from the french neighbors.* let's get down to business...
lrateyourrig
Jokes on you, I never put it down
Johannason
All the stuff I wanted as a kid has been discontinued. Also I'm still broke.
lrateyourrig
Just outta curiousity, what can't you find for sale?
JAPONfan
#3 so what J stands in L.L. Cool J.?
harthram
https://youtu.be/NJmV_DLQrOE
victell
Jorts
EatsBees
jexas
thrael
Jabroni
StarSumiaki
Jeans
fformulaa
amyrose
@llcoolj and @LLCoolBeans
llcoolj
PyroDragon
Lesbians Lesbians Cool Jesbians
DietCokeIsMyDrugOfChoice
This is so stupid but I lol'd irl
PyroDragon
You mean you literallied out loud?
loopdesigns
Ladies Love Cool James
llcoolj
AsAnItalianItsDifficultTalkingOnTheWebCauseIcantUseMyHands
You missed the joke?
ViolenceInherentintheSystem
Largely lacking comedic juxtaposition