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So I posted these out of order and this one should have been yesterday's
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I'll be releasing more MeeMays back into the wild *every other* Monday-Friday around 11:30 am, GMT-5, in my "I'm not actually removing these from my phone, I just wanted to share them so that I could feel some sort of connection in this dismal world" Dumps"
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Preganté
@ElbowDeepInAHorse
Too accurate
This is my newly commissioned Signature Image, by Dark Arts Studios.
He's no longer on The Imgurs, I met him on ElbowDeepInAHorse's Discord Server.
Here's where you can see his work:
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Archive Of Previous Dumps:
Vols 1-300: https://imgur.com/a/vAfF9Wz
Vols 301+ : https://imgur.com/a/oDakPaq
Updated Whenever I Can Get Around To It
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MartianWeasel
#15 Phyllis Klompvenison
EverNotRelevant
#15 Paul Chilislink
dirtmarker
#15 Nellie Hobblehotdog
luv2laff80
4 openings got me😝
cepacolusmaximus
#15 Barry ClompChicken?
RevRagnarok
#20
Starbolt81
#42 ah, the golden age of rally
hipifreq
#32 You sonuvabitch, I'm in
Suarpion
#15 Elsa Lumberbalogna
stepbill11
#43 those Americans shouldn't be moving so fast
pluralone
Or in such an orderly manner
brazzy42
#43 🇩🇪Germany 🍺🍺🍺🏃
3rdoption
#7 "I know what I said."
Wuz314159
I remember this joke from The West Wing.
EverNotRelevant
#32 Once a shitty advertisement, now a boast of extravagant wealth
Tarmaccian
#17 Carrier has arrived.

RealMattGreer
#8 please I need a list of these movies/shows. Other than Firefly. :)
TooCoolForZuul
Star Trek is the wagon train to the stars
hfctom
#42 They had to finish before the head gasket blew.
3rdoption
#23
RalphH
#44
GullahGullahIslander
Alan Trundlesalami
GrumpyOldMan55
Pat Clumsychicken
ItsDigDuck
Frank Wobblebeef
nvrgnagivuup
#20 had us in the second half
shyriath
#15 Edith Meandersteak? (Could be "Meanderhotdog" but I refuse to classify hot dogs as sandwiches.)
Micah408
Hot dogs are tacos, not sandwiches.
Tishall
I would probably be Gerald Lumberbeef
shyriath
That's not bad. Nearly enough to earn you a place in the list beside the likes of Flint Ironstag, Brick Hardmeat, and Big McLargehuge. https://www.rowsdowr.com/2011/04/04/space-mutiny-the-many-names-of-david-ryder-mst3k-video/
Frustaz
#16 this person makes life less joyful. The very sight of her makes my stomach churn
Casswa
I started using lume before she became the face of it. There are definitely times now where I want to never buy it again cuz I find her so unbelievably annoying. Every time I skip over one of their ads, I feel the need to say "shut the fuck up." Out loud as I do so
PyroDragon
But does it work? Does it stop you from having a filthy stinky fuck hole?
BakingMaybes
#15 Omar Swishcracker
pluralone
This is my favorite one yet. <3
mcodger
But did dad mean 'euthanasia"?
rukeman
#25 I used to see a truck on my way to work called Well Hung Drywallers.
beoluves
#10 the other day I heard someone said that we're biological machines cursed with self-swareness, forever doomed to lok for some deeper meaning that just doesn't exist. That we were supposed to remain unaware and toil like the rest of the animals. No higher meaning, no greater purpose. We're just an evolutionary mistake that won't die off.
astrangehop
I often fondly recall an evolutionary biologist saying "your brain is just there so you don't like.. fall in a hole or something."
FeloniousMonk13
#42 maaan I wanna go for a ride damn
abbiesapper2405772
Judging by the car (Impreza) and the driving style, I'm gonna say the driver was probably Colin Mcrae, and if it is, then sadly, you're out of luck 😪 "When in doubt, flat out"
Unfortunate500
The bumper sticker that says "In dog years, I'm gay" is kind of awesome.
Magnar1183
I like that one, and the cuck one. Lol
DukeDarkwood
My favorite was "I'm not like most teens. I'm 47." It will probably remain my favorite until November, at which point there had better be one saying 48.
Magnar1183
How do you remove bumper stickers?
neithermenoryou
Just add the new one on top.
Clockworkdancerobot
#8 - Shiny!
SkyeIngram17
Came down here to say this ❤️
osiris32
Good to know I'm not the only Browncoat here.
AndThenThereWereSquirrels
might've been the losing side, still not convinced it was the wrong one
elvisdumbledore
See you Space Cowboy...
https://imgur.com/LeAnsDt
Clockworkdancerobot
Asadsadsadclown
https://youtube.com/shorts/p6BW5bHGqWY shots fired.
TheGhostofElizabethShue
#15 I don’t know what Steven Stormbeef does but I don’t think it’s library work. He sounds like solves crimes.
SimmaSinger
Derek Stumbleburger at your service
Canadianidiot86
David Stomptuna. Yep not getting any respect with that name
ronin1031
Stewart Suanter-Montreal-Smoked-Meat just sounds like a terrible deli mascot
turdferguson74
John Shufflebacon
Krankt
Vladimir Trudgebalogna. Sounds like a character for sure!
ScourgeOfAges
John Meanderfish
keys79
I would watch that show.
pedrotbear
Nick Ploddingmayo, here.
adedicatedman2
Nigel Waddlelimp-Marmalade reporting for duty!
jemappelletosca
George Slowsalmon here
SmoeAhsolse
Donald Quickpeanutbutter. Sounds, at best, like a food company mascot.
LoitninStroik
Willa Trudgeonion will put up with zero bullshit on her watch. She came to punch check-out cards and violently shush noisemakers, so watch your sass and fork over those overdue fees.
CommanderXirlos
Magda Rushpastrami. Hmm.
swarthod
Marilyn Waddleham definitely shushes anyone who even thinks about talking in her library
trigonman3
Bob Johnson! Wait...
MostAwesomeDan
Hi, I'm Frank Deliberateturkey, welcome to the library, can I interest you in a book on poultry?
TheSmogMonster
Howdy doo, my name is William Shamblejam
CommanderXirlos
Woah, Black Betty
Makaveli616
Steven Stormbeef is one of the elusive Overdue Fee Hunters. Librarian by day, ....
DukeDarkwood