The 508th vol. of "I'm not actually removing these from my phone, I just wanted to share them so I could feel some sort of connection in this dismal world" Dumps

Feb 8, 2025 4:19 PM

PyroDragon

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So I posted these out of order and this one should have been yesterday's

This

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I'll be releasing more MeeMays back into the wild *every other* Monday-Friday around 11:30 am, GMT-5, in my "I'm not actually removing these from my phone, I just wanted to share them so that I could feel some sort of connection in this dismal world" Dumps"

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Archive Of Previous Dumps:
Vols 1-300: https://imgur.com/a/vAfF9Wz
Vols 301+ : https://imgur.com/a/oDakPaq

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#15 Phyllis Klompvenison

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#15 Paul Chilislink

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#15 Nellie Hobblehotdog

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4 openings got me😝

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#15 Barry ClompChicken?

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#20

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#42 ah, the golden age of rally

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#32 You sonuvabitch, I'm in

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#15 Elsa Lumberbalogna

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#43 those Americans shouldn't be moving so fast

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Or in such an orderly manner

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#43 🇩🇪Germany 🍺🍺🍺🏃

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#7 "I know what I said."

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I remember this joke from The West Wing.

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#32 Once a shitty advertisement, now a boast of extravagant wealth

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#17 Carrier has arrived.

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#8 please I need a list of these movies/shows. Other than Firefly. :)

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Star Trek is the wagon train to the stars

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#42 They had to finish before the head gasket blew.

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#23

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#44

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Alan Trundlesalami

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Pat Clumsychicken

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Frank Wobblebeef

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#20 had us in the second half

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#15 Edith Meandersteak? (Could be "Meanderhotdog" but I refuse to classify hot dogs as sandwiches.)

1 year ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Hot dogs are tacos, not sandwiches.

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I would probably be Gerald Lumberbeef

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That's not bad. Nearly enough to earn you a place in the list beside the likes of Flint Ironstag, Brick Hardmeat, and Big McLargehuge. https://www.rowsdowr.com/2011/04/04/space-mutiny-the-many-names-of-david-ryder-mst3k-video/

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#16 this person makes life less joyful. The very sight of her makes my stomach churn

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I started using lume before she became the face of it. There are definitely times now where I want to never buy it again cuz I find her so unbelievably annoying. Every time I skip over one of their ads, I feel the need to say "shut the fuck up." Out loud as I do so

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But does it work? Does it stop you from having a filthy stinky fuck hole?

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#15 Omar Swishcracker

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This is my favorite one yet. <3

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But did dad mean 'euthanasia"?

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#25 I used to see a truck on my way to work called Well Hung Drywallers.

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#10 the other day I heard someone said that we're biological machines cursed with self-swareness, forever doomed to lok for some deeper meaning that just doesn't exist. That we were supposed to remain unaware and toil like the rest of the animals. No higher meaning, no greater purpose. We're just an evolutionary mistake that won't die off.

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I often fondly recall an evolutionary biologist saying "your brain is just there so you don't like.. fall in a hole or something."

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#42 maaan I wanna go for a ride damn

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Judging by the car (Impreza) and the driving style, I'm gonna say the driver was probably Colin Mcrae, and if it is, then sadly, you're out of luck 😪 "When in doubt, flat out"

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The bumper sticker that says "In dog years, I'm gay" is kind of awesome.

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I like that one, and the cuck one. Lol

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My favorite was "I'm not like most teens. I'm 47." It will probably remain my favorite until November, at which point there had better be one saying 48.

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How do you remove bumper stickers?

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Just add the new one on top.

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#8 - Shiny!

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Came down here to say this ❤️

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Good to know I'm not the only Browncoat here.

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might've been the losing side, still not convinced it was the wrong one

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See you Space Cowboy...
https://imgur.com/LeAnsDt

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#15 I don’t know what Steven Stormbeef does but I don’t think it’s library work. He sounds like solves crimes.

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Derek Stumbleburger at your service

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David Stomptuna. Yep not getting any respect with that name

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Stewart Suanter-Montreal-Smoked-Meat just sounds like a terrible deli mascot

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John Shufflebacon

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Vladimir Trudgebalogna. Sounds like a character for sure!

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John Meanderfish

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I would watch that show.

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Nick Ploddingmayo, here.

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Nigel Waddlelimp-Marmalade reporting for duty!

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George Slowsalmon here

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Donald Quickpeanutbutter. Sounds, at best, like a food company mascot.

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Willa Trudgeonion will put up with zero bullshit on her watch. She came to punch check-out cards and violently shush noisemakers, so watch your sass and fork over those overdue fees.

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Magda Rushpastrami. Hmm.

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Marilyn Waddleham definitely shushes anyone who even thinks about talking in her library

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Bob Johnson! Wait...

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Hi, I'm Frank Deliberateturkey, welcome to the library, can I interest you in a book on poultry?

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Howdy doo, my name is William Shamblejam

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Woah, Black Betty

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Steven Stormbeef is one of the elusive Overdue Fee Hunters. Librarian by day, ....

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