Sethiusalpha

4142 pts ยท August 22, 2014


Quitting drugs on your own can be tough. Consider an intervention!

3 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

In one of the comercials, they accuse each other of eating Grey Poupon with a weiner and baloney, and then correct each other as a frankfurter and balognia. And then they secretly mutter "baloney" and "weiner" again once their windows are closed.

4 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

/gallery/gF1AUDM

4 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If you hear him chewing before you see him, it's not a manticore, it's a masticore.

5 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm sorry for your losses.

6 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Crying_adele_loves_bunnies.meme

6 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Your art continues to improve. Kudos!

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Is... is that a gigantic tortilla blanket on display on this glorious Taco Tuesday?

1 week ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Part of that is because you're reading sensationalist headlines, e.g. from thedailymail. Real news/ journalism doesn't use words like that. Even the article beneath those headlines rarely resembles the headline within the same source.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Heyyy, that me! So very glad not to be in that heat dome to the west, though.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They don't really need to fight the U.S. to end the war. They just need to, uh, pacify, like five specific billionaires and the war motive is over.

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

We had ads showing that we could read a dood's nametag from space, and "knock-knock" bombs that could reliably target and go through the armor of a bunker before blowing up the inside. The implication was that our "smart" bombs were incredibly accurate. Then we started blowing up schools and hospitals in Iraq, and they asked simply, "So, you killed those children on purpose, then?" And we responded, "Shock and awe? Uh... Mission Accomplished!"

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And for some inexplicable reason, the universal next step is to kick the flaming bucket.

2 weeks ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

That loop was excellent. *chef's kiss*

2 weeks ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

That's so young! :( He should have outlived me.

3 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

As someone living in Texas, my knee-jerk reaction was to protest, but honestly, I'm not sure if I'd see the difference, so I guess go ahead and sacrifice us.

3 weeks ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Code Monkey like Fritos.
Code Monkey like tabs and Mountain Dew.

3 weeks ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

He was one of the Newsies!

3 weeks ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

I liked him in North, but I think The Adventures of Huck Finn might have been more popular. As far as memorable, I find Wilfred sticks out, and that's before looking at his Wikipedia page.

3 weeks ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Normally I suggest quitting one thing at a time, but you seem to be crushing it, so massive kudos to you, my dood.

3 weeks ago | Likes 44 Dislikes 2

I couldn't get over the' "You scored a potion!" attempt at hip lingo, but I realize there is more to the game than that. I didn't finish X, so a lot of the allusions also felt like spoilers I'd have to come back for later, but never did. All this to say Rikku is still probably my second favorite FF character (behind Cait Sith, obviously).

3 weeks ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

We are the Ghor.

4 weeks ago | Likes 82 Dislikes 3

That's the last time I send Bothans to do anything. I sent Bothans to get me a coffee.

1 month ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

They're delicious, but you do need to provide your own cherry.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I hate to break it to you, but 1986 was only... FUCK!

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I remember the first time I saw the word "d'oh" in a paper dictionary. I was upset at the time. I'm more relaxed about these things now.

1 month ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Wanna love ya
Wanna bug ya
Wanna squeeze ya
Stupid squirrel.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Mine hates being held, but loves playing tag (he's the only one allowed to be "it"), so I just run in laps around my living room with him chasing me around until he gets tired and passes out. I can clip two or three nails before he starts running again, which means it only takes three or four days because I really gotta work on my cardio.

1 month ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

In his defense, he has more real world kills than either.

1 month ago | Likes 192 Dislikes 1

Kinda makes you wonder what was on the blanket. Something that can be used as future evidence, like a Lewinsky dress, perhaps?

1 month ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0