Serverdamager

9042 pts ยท July 11, 2017


You're nice.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And the Palestinians are grateful.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

12 is the new 18!

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

And then they fucked.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

You sure it wasn't a lobotomy?

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Damn right.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is a likely scenario. Burn the car.

8 years ago | Likes 71 Dislikes 1

We have the gif!

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

If you had all the money in the world would that not render money worthless?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The one exception is OPs mum.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

This needs many more upvotes.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

That's the spirit! You knock em dead.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Congratulations! Remember, the patrons aren't allowed to touch.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Maybe you're just not as good at it? Keep trying!

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Got a cheap one from a website named after a rainforest. Works perfectly.

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Are you orange with a curious toupee?

8 years ago | Likes 49 Dislikes 23

'blind' yeah right.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 4

Are you being ironic?

8 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 2

True, start them gently. Maybe gin first.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I try to be both.

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Yeah jeez, I remember those time. Great surf though. Gnarly.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh my god get the fuck over it.

8 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 40

Elton John's diamond studded cock rings?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

So spiders and discharge. Maybe a career move?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

OK, so Cider is alcoholic. Everything else is just apple juice.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is all kinds of wrong.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Nutella.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Something something Vulva Estate.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wow, you need to charge your phone.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0