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MRW somebody tells me a dead baby joke
Front Page edit: THIS is what it took? Yeesh... send me Dick Tracy pics
Feb 1, 2018 9:24 PM
TheAdventuresofStealy
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Front Page edit: THIS is what it took? Yeesh... send me Dick Tracy pics
NoUsernameToSeeHere
Are we all just going to ignore the "eatwhatyouwant" tag?
MrNozzlelollipops
Arnt we all just dead baby jokes in progress
spambarrage
grittyvonred
I couldn't remember the face of that little girl so I googled it. Sense of humor gone. This monster is not funny.
Tannarias
Unlike the mother of that poor child I can't ever forget that little girl's face.
RADwasagreatmovie
I will never understand imgur
cacuin
Loved the rumor that she was offered a science contract but no other scientists would work with her.
JimmiSimpsonApproves
paganfears
How do you stop a baby crying? Give it a rattle
HsuDoNihm
Fucking sick. Amen!
Rips4w
"Made the beat then murdered it, Casey Anthony." - Childish "Dong Lover" Gambino
anitabieror6
anyone know what she was actually laughing about here?
camelsp1der
Her acquittal?
WilliamByrd76
Leaving this post at 666, as it deserves.
CoffeeTrampTossBitch
That poor baby girl
Imhonestlypartying
Every day we step just a little further from God.
AnApologeticCanadian
Step? I think you mean leap.
ThisIsGod
You probably should take a few steps back.
MrDressup
build a thousand bridges, no one calls you a bridge builder, kill just one crotch goblin...
flavivsaetivs
+1 for crotch goblin
MaxReboBand
Telharmonius
CASEEY ANTHONYYYYYY! Bitch kills a baby and walks. She better NEVER meet me in any alley, dark or otherwise. No mercy for child cruelty!
IWasToldThereWasCake
Casey Anthony very obviously killed her kid, so after the verdict, how exactly do they classify the case? Unsolved?
Mobileuserwholikestoberandom
I don’t think it matters, does it? She can’t be tried for the same thing twice and if it’s that obvious she did it, what else can they to do
IWasToldThereWasCake
I’m just curious what prosecutors now regard the status of the case
PlebGeneral
LithiumOd
Hahahaha!!! I almost sharted. Man never seen that.
moccajoe997
https://youtu.be/KdftbYqA_VQ
coolguy4206969
Give him another shake. That's what you do with babies right?
bencola
Fuck this guy and everyone like him that does this shit. Fuck the parents too for allowing it. Shove ur religion up ur ass, IMO.
odinragnarok
dude chill. The kid is fine, just a little wet.
PlutoIX
To be fair, most just sprinkle a little bit of water on the babies head. This guy is just.. "unique." to be polite..
OaksParcel
The face of someone who killed their child so they could party and get dick every day
fairybug
I mostly believe in the justice system, but for people like her and OJ who we all know are guilty as sin, I sometimes wish for a vigilante.
Dociousaliexpilisticfragicalirepus
Rorshach or the Comedian?
fairybug
Rorshach, if I only have those two options.
Mobileuserwholikestoberandom
Yeah, I mean didn’t The Comedian kill a girl when he found out she was pregnant with his kid? Not the best choice in this scenario
Mxlespxles
Locken
So why is he in court? Oh right the murders
IhaveAdogAndAnxiety
Am I the only one who thinks this looks like Eminem crossed with the Heat Miser?
Metallica93
I lol'd. That's the Aurora movie theater guy, right? I honestly don't pay enough attention to popular shootings/murders enough, apparently.
ISayFuckAllTheTime
"I hear some of the victims got to meet Christian Bale.......some of them even got to meet Heath Ledger."
Vergenbuurg
whiskerbiscuit
Holy shit..... hilarious :-D
MrInconspicuous
Perfect example of why you don't put your dick in crazy.
Pholman
I'd give her another one.
JelloPutinPops
Another reason to laugh?
protoBern
Lmao fucking roasted
LithiumOd
That was hilarious
MsMax75
Damn don't mess with jelloputinpops
JelloPutinPops
I’m getting your bio to the front page next.
MsMax75
Utterly perplexing of you.
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TerribleAwful
i want to go as casey anthony for halloween but my mother would kill me
Lurch1911
Is that because it’s her first choice for a costume?
bsArtst
BOOM! Truly living up to your username.
Djmachale1
GenderEqualityIsAMyth
You should have said Caylee Anthony. Casey was the mother.
FirstSuiteInEb
*buh dum tsss*
BlueEyedTrixxyHobbit
Well done take your point
SofaKingSpecial
WoodyAllen69
where2bee2
Loompafoo
I came back to update your comment alone. Well played.
ikagawa
What was the update? Zombie baby?
jakevolk
TheGiggityGuy
TheGreatGrantsby
Djmachale1
fantasticfurry
Tfw you have more upvotes than the original post
MyGreatestFearBoner
Dark.
Krazzok
vulgarian
This women needs to burn in hell
batkillthejoker
just wondering... if she really killed her baby why was she found guilty?
LooseSeall
People are flawed, juries are made of people, lawyers can be good at their jobs. There are many reasons why guilty people get let off 1
LooseSeall
I watched the story unfold from the beginning and I really think she killed her kid and the grandparents covered it up. 2
DrKriegersClone
Jurors unwilling to convict the hot party girl?
MeanWinchester
I had to look up who she was when I heard her name in a childish gambino song.
MediaMuerte
"Made a beat then murdered it. Casey Anthony"
Zapster109
(I may or may not have shout that line every time there's a tornado warning/test)
Zapster109
**Air raid siren** OKAY IT'S CHILDISH GAMBINO, HOMEGIRLS DROP IT LIKE THE NASDAQ; MOVE WHITE GIRLS LIKE THERE'S COKE UP MY ASS CRACK.
MordorGate
Move black girls cause man fuck it I’ll do either I love pussy I love bitches dude I should be running PETA in Adidas
Dociousaliexpilisticfragicalirepus
Okay I don’t get this reference but it made me laugh my ass off anyway.
Zapster109
Bonfire, by Childish Gambino. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qL1B_r9nC9k
wthiswrongwithyou
Hate her but I laughed +1
Metallica93
She's like if Summer Glau and Kristen Stewart had a baby and then that baby grew up and had a baby and then she killed it. I'd still do her.
ASongOfPissAndFarts
She is hot though. But damn is she is a bad person.
Arrrrgggggghhhh
She looks a bit like Alyssa Milano in the gif.... or am I crazy.
Lysop
For me she looks like a mix of Emily Blunt and Olivia Wilde...kinda
Metallica93
Summer Glau meets Kristen Stewart.
Lysop
Yea summer glau, can’t unsee it.
ohDannyBoi
Who is she?
tofuroshi
Alanis Morisette
Vault101survivor
Killed her kid and got away with it. Got out of jail and is now either pregnant or had her second kid.
ASongOfPissAndFarts
Idk why you are being downvoted, but she was prosecuted for murdering her child, verdict was not guilt. She OJ-ed it.
ohDannyBoi
Literally just didn't know. Lol thank you
mixylodian
The prosecution was gunning for the death penalty, which likely swayed the jury.
itypewerdsonline
the glove didn't fit?
ASongOfPissAndFarts
You must acquit.
TheyGaveMeDecaf
Didn't really OJ it. This was different because (a) her parents were also suspects and (b) cause of death couldn't be confirmed.
WingCoBob
She (probably) killed her two year old kid
GenderEqualityIsAMyth
Casey Anthony. She was accused of killing her child. Based on the evidence, the prosecution over-charged her, so the jury found her innocent
Jellyrabbit
I can't help but think being pretty helped her with that.
GenderEqualityIsAMyth
I dunno. She was pretty widely reviled by the public.
DPHENS
What's the difference between a dead baby and a Porsche?
jethroismaxbaer5772
What's the difference between a dead baby and an onion?
mclaughlinman
I didn't lose my virginity in a Porsche
KroniK907
How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb?
KroniK907
Apparently more than 7...
unicornnuggets
you can only fit 2 people in a Porsche
felicitousstrides
Where's that *jazz music stops* pic?
HereForTheSurpriseMeat
Brutal. +1
GiantDad420
You can't put a Porsche in a garbage bag.
disturbed8411
What?
DPHENS
I don't have a Porsche in my garage.
nyut
SofaKingSpecial
xerafenix
https://imgur.com/geZ3R6K
Mxlespxles
iHveNoCleverName
TheOneWhoKnowsNothing
What a clever name
iHveNoCleverName
You would know
ISayFuckAllTheTime
Hah! How many dead hookers does it take to change a light bulb?
DPHENS
How many?
ISayFuckAllTheTime
Apparently more than 9 because my garage is still dark
MediaMuerte
I don't fuck my porsche before I drown it in the lake
disgruntledtruckdriver
How are you gonna down a dead baby?
SolarDildo
Drown*
disgruntledtruckdriver
Thanks. I dont think anyone knew what I meant.
KroniK907
How do you get 100 dead babies into the trunk of your car?
MediaMuerte
Elon Musk's flame thrower
KroniK907
A blender.
DaisyDog10
This made me naughty
zechs62
Uhm...... lol
DaisyDog10
Laugh I meant this made me laugh
KroniK907
How do you get 100 dead babies out of the trunk of your car?
thethreadyoupullthatunravelsyourwholesweater
A straw
KroniK907
Tortilla chips.