SedatedSl0th

28449 pts · July 7, 2020


Hope you’re not lactose intolerant.

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Enforcing no hair on the jawline because they can’t even grow it yet.

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My DR coworkers call it the mierdas touch.

3 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Same. 15 years last month. I said if still work here in 15 years I’d better own the fucking company. Guess who has two thumbs and hates his job? That’s right. This fuckin guy.

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#3 yeah but like…this is so close it’s in the uncanny valley.

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Yeaaaah

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#17 so like. Eli5, why don’t they just track it and find this giant thing?

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This is for your collection. To be clear I agree with you. I just thought I’d take a meme/give a meme. Cheers m8

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If they doubled my salary today it wouldn’t be worth the bs you gotta put up with here.

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I am the only one the covers my shift. When I leave, there’s not a trumps chance in heaven that I’m giving two weeks. I’m not giving two hours. And considering it’s a one hour drive in…they are gonna have a real bad time.

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Holy fuck. Time to do as little as Marcus does to make the same income.

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Republicans must have paid a visit. This fucking sucks. I hate it here.

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If I was voted into office it would be a weeklong celebration. That way everyone has time to go use the newly opened public restroom.

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Fucking good dog, bront.

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One way or another my wife told me I can take one for the team. Ya know…in GTA5.

4 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You’re so close to understanding.

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Everything is a conspiracy when you’re stupid.

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LGBTQ, Mickey Mouse, Israel, democrats…the list goes on and on of things this giant literal shitting baby is afraid of.

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#1 You have to gain 1,300 more driver XP to unlock this vehicle

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A steaming vile of shit, you say?

5 days ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

#4 but…but…I was told this was anti semitic!

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Little late for that. Also, ain’t gonna happen.

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That’s the fun part, it is! Just not in the United States of embarrassment.

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