BottomShelfVodka
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We did it boiz. 1,000,000+ Totally Fake Internet Points™
Thank you for all the love and support. With your help, I have most likely gained my father's approval (still waiting on his reply)
You can find me and the bottom shelf memes 24/7 in the dumpster fire: discord.gg/bottomshelfvodka
discord.gg/bottomshelfvodka
scarabrae
That's.... that's a lot of memes.
DOcelot1
Way to go
Raileks
imagine how fast topshelfvodka could've done it.
justareallylongemailaddress
404, points not found....
Sorry for the highlighting... I was in a hurry.
OutOfTheHat
Keep us updated on your dad's approval
RedPipe
I did my part!
servingmytimeinusersub
If I ever make a million updoots, I'm closing my account with the gif
noone1415
SirLantsBojangles
Cheers bro; I'll drink to that!
WhiskyBravo
I hope you can enjoy all the riches that accommodate a million fake internet points! Huzzah!
TheMooseyOne
Thank you for all the dumb crap over the years, much appreciated :p
DukeDarkwood
And thanks in advance, @OP - for the years of dumb stuff to come!
Sticklebrickk
https://media4.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1dGFtNXE0M2lkcWN0dmNsMnU2YnVndWY1bjU1dXlzYmszbG1pcXpvdiZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/s8t6Ym0zHnLb2/200w.webp
MrDemeanor
I use bottom shelf vodka to clean my hockey gear.
VitaminJay
Not bad, not bad. A good start...
mitchwDog
Some people pronounce it Imgur and other people pronounce it Imgur
TKpotato
We’ve been over this before, it’s pronounced Imgur, okay??
sigirides
TheMadOnion
There are two kinds of people in this world. People that pronounce it correctly as Imgur, and people that are wrong and pronounce it Imgur.
DarkSock
There are three kinds of people in this world; those who can count… And those who cannot count.
michiyl
I can't stand those people!
StopTheWorldIWannaGetOff
I bow to the Legendary status!
ALTEFFFOUR
I pronounce it as the first part of Eminem and girl without the l on the end. Please do not respond with any corrections.
cousteau
It's pronounced imgur.
thepopeof2nd
Congrats BSV !!!
UraniumMan
I contributed to at least four of those points.
You're welcome.
Also.... Super Mega Congratulations!!
LordWhirlin
Are you winning Son?
BottomShelfVodka
It doesn't really feel like it
DarkSock
A hollow victory is a victory nonetheless… Welcome to the seven digit club!
Sensiblyinteresting
@op congrats! Welcome to the club! I can't that last grind was brutal I bet. I got the bulk of my points 6 years ago. That last 100k for me was a horrible grind. Lol
BottomShelfVodka
Omg there's a club? Do we have meetings? Should I bring food?
LuxSubscribes
As someone who doesn't watch your twitch and only follows you here because of the quality memes, I can now, based off of that screen share, make one of three assumptions about you.
1 - You have abnormally long thumbs.
2 - You are left handed.
Or 3 - You use your phone with both hands at all times like a senior citizen.
I realise none of these are mutually exclusive and my head cannon is that all three are in fact true.
BottomShelfVodka
Lmao. I have extremely small hands. I have to hold my phone with my left and tap with my right index finger. I edited out all the dead time in the video
TheFastpaws
Made it before the site died! Nice!
KinkyTheWarrior
BSV... if you deleted Imgur... how did you post this in Imgur?
1stDrunkJoe
It's all part of the legend, he no longer needs the app to shit post.
Mxlespxles
fingobaggins
BottomShelfVodka
These are the questions that haunt me
VoidForScreaming
But the hauntings never stay. Through cold winters and wetter springs, by summer time the haunts do go out and play. But now you are alone again. You miss them, you became accustomed to their presence, but now that the haunts have left on summer vacation you yearn for their return.
RonnieSoak
I can still hear their voice sometimes....
SedatedSl0th
Hope you’re not lactose intolerant.
Macwalrus
Good for you mate
RubbleTrouser
Couldn't you at least have donated the points to a good cause? I could use some help
BottomShelfVodka
I just gave you a point. I'm here for you 😎
MeatyMouthfeel
Please don't go. The drones need you. They look up to you.
michiyl
Alpha Centauri!
IrateWolfe
I had set this to be the shutdown sound for my PC for years
DiabloD3
Surviving Mars....?
Daliena06
Sid Meiers' Alpha Centauri, I think. Granted only heard it referenced
cousteau
I thought "surviving Mars" was about insufferable imgurians.
Daliena06
Doismellbacon
https://media4.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1djBzeGJmMWNiYXN6cHU5cmpqdjg1YTc4dGo5dXNwOWk3cjloOGN1MSZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/LncnvHVlQ8e1qBxZJM/200w.webp
mtlleaf
Isn't it pronounced "image-er"?
michiyl
Imdjur
shorey66
I've always pronounced it .. IM- JER. Two syllables
ElderLurkerInNeedOfaCane
I say im-ghur
arewenotkingsandqueenstogether
I say im-grrr
BrickaBrackaFireCracker
Someone go down vote him 49 times. 🤣
IceWeaselX
her*
Hypothesist
duck*
JasonWaterfaIIs
Everyone on the internet is male, look it up
adamlstf9
Naw, there just aren’t any women on the internet.
3andAHalfLivesAgo
There are, but they’re actually men in disguise
rbudrick
No die, only legending.
kahooki
It's ok.
We can still drag the corpse around.
kamesha
Jokes on you - that’s all we do as humans
yamsonyamsonyams
The way some people post (cough sleeper kid cough) you’d think some accounts on Imgur were monetized like twitter or YouTube
j4gr
I’m sure someone is paying them. Spreading bullshit is appreciated by AIPAC, Russia, and the rest.
BottomShelfVodka
There's no money to be had here. Imgur outsourced their human mod positions to AI so they could save a few pennies. Nah, I'm just pulling back because the site stopped being fun. Every post, no matter how goofy, winds up with someone like you commenting on it trying to shit on a good time. I came back for the Totally Fake Internet Points™. I promise you, nobody cares to pay for my redistributed memes. That would be stupid as fuck.
BottomShelfVodka
I'd sell out in a heartbeat if I could find a way to monetize meme distribution. I'd love to pay off this mortgage one day, however, I just kind of hate this website because of comments like these. That's why I'm pulling away. Y'all don't know how to just laugh at silly shit anymore. The OCD got the best of me, and I couldn't be *that* close to hitting legendary without solidifying the damn thing though.
TKpotato
Thanks for the memes, for a while I wondered what happened to you. Definitely joining the discord to steal some memes (social anxiety will get the best of me though)
BottomShelfVodka
Lurking is legal.
yamsonyamsonyams
You’re pulling away because comments like these where users talk about someone who isn’t you?
That’s crazy.
Sleeper kid posts 20 times a day and posts exclusively screenshots of his twitter feed. And my pointing that out offends you? If so, you should probably get off the internet.
BottomShelfVodka
Lmao you came back within 2 minutes to tell me to get off the internet after comparing me to another user..on my post. Seems like you're projecting a bit. I'm sorry your dad isn't proud of you either. It stings. I know.
yamsonyamsonyams
I was replying to a comment, not to your post ;)