Five year Marine Corps Infantry Veteran, with three deployments under my belt. Currently a dumb college kid in Indiana. Instagram: codywaynebrown Obligatory selfie: https://imgur.com/a/f6I11
Five year Marine Corps Infantry Veteran, with three deployments under my belt. Currently a dumb college kid in Indiana. Instagram: codywaynebrown Obligatory selfie: https://imgur.com/a/f6I11
Are those silkies?
Imagine working with a fucking monster breathing on your back demanding scraps
He’s telling them to steal third
GRAB HIS DICK AND TWIST IT
The most quotable porno of all time
Yes! Indiana places!! We’re relevant!
I’ve told my family to not resuscitate me because the price of keeping someone alive in a coma is ridiculous
I’ve gone to see them play seven times in my life, I’ve watched them lose seven times
So no head?!
I’ve always hated being alone, and then I quit drinking and going to bars, now I’m single and I never meet anyone new cause all I do is work
February 2nd! Not a long time but a rough time
She was able to finish anyways, she then went and told a girl that I had been talking to for months that we had sex and I was with her now
I can tell you from experience, those things can get up and go pretty damn fast, it can be gut wrenching
Jesus Christ...
And the Marine Corps
To be honest it just kinda weird, I mean you don’t feel any different than anyone else, so whenever someone thanks you it’s uncomfortable
0331 with 1/9 and 3/8, no Hollywood here
I tried to eat all the white ones to gain privilege, but I ran out
I’ve noticed myself doing that, and I’m not entirely certain why
If you have never watched Team Four Stars, Dragonball Z Abridged, please go to YouTube immediately
So you don’t have to google the original: https://babe.net/2018/01/13/aziz-ansari-28355/amp
I just want you to know we’re all very proud of you for that one
I called it a forcefield, the state of Nevada called it a Felony
Marines, 1/9 and 3/8, where you other vets from?
I have my brights on, only for me to turn that lever and turn night into daytime. I absolutely love it. I’m like the shittiest villain.
After market headlights that are insanely bright, I love using them on the country roads, but every car that passes flashes at me thinking
My dads a mechanic and wrecker driver, earlier this year I went to Chicago for the Marine Corps Birthday, and while I was gone he installed
I straight sucked that shit up my nostril and down into my mouth. I don’t know if any of y’all have experienced that, but it’s very humbling
It when I felt a booger in my nose that wasn’t quite ready yet, so I started breathing in and out quickly through my nose to get it loose...