PaulyParker
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Jan 18, 2018 2:35 PM
PaulyParker
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SilverBadgerBug
Half baked?
ilovecake
Went on a date once with this guy. Went to the restroom and as I was walking back I saw he was messaging another girl on Tinder. I left.
Lloxxie
Fuck man, sell ME the weed DURING our date, and we both end up winners lol
nicepersonbadbreath
Mans just showing his lady that he always grindin on road.
bernvaug
I too speak tomato.
filben7
Mad because he had a job. #sad
melimme
have he keep the weed, and get a $5 pizza. . problem solved. Wait.. make that TWO pizzas
EGOT
Just give me the weed. I'd be happy with that.
GregoryFire
You fools, it was his last bit of weed and chivalrously he parted with it for some wench.
Theauthenticdonaldtrump
This looked like a verse. The book of Emma, chapter 22, vers 1.
manhands
if good weed, there's your date right there
DirtyLittleBirdyFeet
Please please set your sights higher ladies. I couldn’t accept that
quincythomasthedisappointing
Entrepreneur +1
icameheretolaughbutleftdisappointed
Czarcasmm
this looks like a square tomato
theelvesoflothlorien
Wow
ANicePairofSlacks
“He was on his phone the whole date, when I asked to see what he was doing, I saw this”. Date’s phone: stil wnt tht mid??
Fembottuner
jdavis1186
From the thumbnail, I thought it was a tomato speech bubble
acridweasel
This. But do you pronounce it "tomato" or "tomato"? I'm a Brit so I say it "tomato".
TGIBallsWorth
Tomato all the way
jpb103
I've smoked weed pretty much every day for like 10 years. I'm also allergic to weed. Switched to shatter and now I can't go back. No phlegm!
EGOT
I can't smoke weed since I quit smoking cigarettes. My lungs hurt. Edibles.
uhtreduhtredson
Stuck in Jersey, so jealous
jpb103
No shatter in Jersey? I get my stuff online, but I live in Canada. Mailman delivers it right to my door.
RecompostedSapiens
Is that Eminem's sister or something?
trevasaurusrex
And a hearty chuckle was had
RetardedBard
I just want you to know we’re all very proud of you for that one
FacePalmMcGee
Nice one!!
ISaidSarcastically
Frggy2toes
My exact reaction. In gonna borrow this
DirteeSantos
I have a co-worker that says M&Ms like that and it makes me want to rip her throat out
LloydMadel
Like Emma M?
DirteeSantos
Yeah
TresusIbor
Burn ward just got a little more crowded.
tomwaits
Thats not even a burn but you can keep your +1
TresusIbor
Oh no. I suck again!
tomwaits
If you're good at something never do it for free
frake
He could have just done this before the date, but he went the classy route instead.
downvoteacct
Showing the ladies he can provide.
MatrimBloodyCauthon
"Hey baby, get whatever you want." "I'll have the lobster." "Haha yeah cool" -sweats nervously, dials dealer-
DetectiveSloth
"Yo waiter you want some of this DANK."
MatrimBloodyCauthon
"Sir, we don't serve that. Please decide on a desert or leave."
DetectiveSloth
"Lucky for you I got 5 g's of girl scout cookies. I'll give you the friend discount."
MehVoteFairy
wouldnt he be the dealer?
ByThePowerOfSCIENCE
Every dealer has a dealer. Yes, up to the farmer. Dealers all the way down.
MatrimBloodyCauthon
Hey man. I'm hoping you can hook me up *gives cow grass*
ByThePowerOfSCIENCE
*cow poops on hemp field* "Grow, my little ones"