RaptorCalloftheShadows

37 pts ยท January 13, 2018


Depending on where OP lives, that might make her guilty of theft. Just because the kids live there doesn't give her all of their belongings.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 3

"...IT'S TIME TO CONQUER THE INTERNET!"

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm not changing your mind. Screw that, I agree with you :|

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

...Well..... Alright.... not sure if the RAM's still good after sitting in the garage for this long tho.... "Hold on to your butts..."

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

IT BELONGS IN A MUSEUM!

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Put the image in one folder, and a shortcut to the original in the other folder. XD

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Starfleet Charter, Article 14, Section 32: In the event of an unidentified vessel provoking a conflict, fire torpedos across the bow.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

To be fair, I can sympathize with the Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus ones.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dammit, Zoom Zoom!

7 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Mega Ma'am?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's pronounced ZIF! :D

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

On a Reporter's salary? :D

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Pretty sure the post title made that clear, eh? :D

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Woke up about 2 minutes later. EVERYTHING HURT. Also smelled kinda like burnt bacon for the next couple days. Had no scars. Lucky I guess.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Was learning how to play Golf with Grandpa and Uncle Bill years ago. Slight drizzle, but seemed safe enough. Got hit through the golf club.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well. Hell, alright.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well.... that won't be a problem, soon :|

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

>:( Let people enjoy things. *huff!*

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

'Decompiled'. I suppose to a deity, erasing a pole with lightning counts as decompiling code in run-time, yes. XD

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

...You will never forget a lightning strike on your person. I've taken 120 AC, I've taken 240 AC. But lightning? Lightning hurts like hell.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

As a survivor of multiple indirect strikes, let me say this:

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

*high pitched noise here!*

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

....Nirnroot. D:

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Someone who's realized that waging a war against adblock users only pisses off those users. :| Awesome!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

(Bear) NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE I'M OUT NOPE NOPE NOPITY NOPE-NOPE!

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

BILL NYE THE SCIENCE GUY!

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0