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Mar 17, 2018 11:50 AM
crazymoppy
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Edit: thanks for most viral ☺️
Azmayk
Especially with charcoal
Evenlymade
Did you buy my steak? No? No. You didn't.
TheMadMechanic
Madethisusernameforonereason
FirstAidPoetry
I grew up with a dad that can’t cook. I have learned to love dry chewy meat.
AManWhoWasntThere
nonCanadianGoose
If you cook it well done then you didn't really want steak. It's no different than stew or roast beef
bwittekoekover9000
Nothing sets off the flavour of a well-done steak like some ketchup.
LambCloud
School special, it's not cooked till it's burnt
chunkytoes
ProxyPlayerHD
why not? i seriously never understand this "rarity" thing that some people have with steak
DavidDireZebra
Its people trying to find some way to be better despite lacking skill or intellect.
danielsan1977
I'll eat my steak how I want it. Thanks.
Cranbananarama
I prefer medium to medium well. Anything less may as well be raw to me.
nonCanadianGoose
But not well done
Cranbananarama
That's just charcoal.
CherokeePeopleCherokeeTribe
Ulysses S. Grant had to have his steak cooked extremely well done. Great general and president but not a great gourmet.
MontaigneIsMyEssay
Trump eats well done steaks with ketchup. So they have that in common. https://www.washingtonpost.com/lifestyle/food/trumps-first-dc-dinner-
nonCanadianGoose
Also, before refrigerators
ToShowFourth
So many people ruin an amazing steak by turning it into a hockey puck like that.
MaverickGoose2020
Don't worry we put ketchup on it to make it even better
KentuckyFriedForeskin
This hurts me.
BwT2017
Do you want tapeworms? ‘Cause that is how you get tapeworms..
uberleet
What about pregnant people who are only allowed well done steak or no steak?
TheBigRedMachine2213
But that isn't having a preference. It's having a medical requirement
Hardalor
There IS a proper way to cook well done so it's not tough and gross. It just takes a little more time, and nobody seems to want to.
DBProxy
IIRC, it’s also incredibly difficult, even for professional chefs, but I may be thinking of medium well
Vectron
It depends on the cut. Tender cuts get dry when cooked well done, tough cuts gets more tender (because of breakdown of collagen).
Hardalor
That's also true. The other issue is normal steaks need the sear on the outside, so higher heat is used to cook that fast.
Celron
Unless you're pregnant.
whitewingdevil
I mean... how much you cook it really depends on the cut you're cooking. Some things should never be well done, sure, but not everything.
CyborgScribe
I'm not certain I agree. I dislike the texture of undercooked meats but have no problem with the flavor of fully cooked meat.
CyborgScribe
So medium or medium-well is more my comfort zone. My mother likes her steak well done and it doesn't seem to harm it mucn.
Bluebagger126
I have a few mates who are dairy farmers and they will not eat beef that is pink in the middle. Reason - under cooked beef can make you sick
nonCanadianGoose
So can the sun, but I'm not giving up on that. Undercooked beef is only as dangerous as the person handling it.
Bluebagger126
The same with under cooked pork.
Garouleloup
Alcohol and smokes also fucks you up but try telling them that
M00Tx8888
Bobby: “What if somebody wants theirs well done?” Hank: “We ask them politely and firmly to leave”
katkatbamboo
As much as I want to eat a steak less done than well done, there's something about the sight of pink meat that makes me think blood and...
katkatbamboo
Then I just can't. But I want to. But can't :(
Bluebagger126
Because if you don't cook beef and pork properly, you may get food poisoning.
texasfoodman
It's not blood whether it's rare or well done.
katkatbamboo
I know but that's just how my brain translates it. Doesn't help that my mum always cooked the shit out of steak because pink meant blood
texasfoodman
Fair enough. I like prime rib rare personally. Doesn't mean you have to
UNHhhh
News flash... Well done doesn't necessarily mean burnt to a crisp
HermeneuticalQuandary
But Krog only know high heat sear method to cook meat, there no be other way cook meat. Krog displaces anger due to inferiority complex
TheBigRedMachine2213
No, it just means drier and tougher
Mattallica
It's all opinion. Fuck your medium well.
DrMountainLion
So I sense someone who also likes a steak well done?
DavidDireZebra
Why is it a dickwave contest for you?
DrMountainLion
Because cooked steak is the best steak.
Cheomesh
Aw :(
Mattallica
Well,, now I just feel bad. Eat it the way you like! The way that makes your tongue tingle!
TapeWormm
Gonna eat my steak well done and my pineapple pizza crust first after im done eating spaghetti with spoon.
DirtySnakeEyes
Im calling the police.
stavesacre
Spaghetti should be eaten with a spoon. A fork too. You need both.
danielsan1977
Settle down, Satan.
mbzlr
While I'm wearing my Crocks (socks and all).
RickdiculousSquancher
TheOfficialCthulhu
Let me guess, you also pour milk before your cereal?
TapeWormm
Thank you but ill have warm water on my cereal.
RunemHectosin
Ever tried soda with cereal?
TapeWormm
Only if its flat
Dociousaliexpilisticfragicalirepus
D:
OopsImAPumpkin
I never understand people who cook a steak well done then add ketchup or A1 on it. If you have to add sauce to eat it, it's not a good steak
HermeneuticalQuandary
And those damn Cubans with their chimichurri - it’s called cuisine and it’s meant to be one dimensional
OopsImAPumpkin
I'm commenting more on people who try to juice up a dry steak that they ordered dry. If you want to cover your steak in a fancy sauce (1)
OopsImAPumpkin
That's fine, you do you, but I don't feel like you can compare chimichurri with ketchup or A-1
HermeneuticalQuandary
A vinegar based condiment designed to go on meat? No comparison
middlemorph
Unpopular opinion: if you pay for your steak you can cook it however you want. I like mine rubbed with dirt and boiled in milk.
Jeffthethird
Sir. I must politely, yet firmly ask you to leave.
aTokenOfMyExtreme
The ol milk-steak, boiled over hard, with a side of fine jellybeans
Thekindofkindlyman
Chefs back there like
MightyMouseTech
Perhaps you should order the chicken instead.
AFelineMassofEyes
So is that an English recipe or a French one
Sc00ba5teeve
Philadelphian
Cranbananarama
...Regular or chocolate?
TanstaaflTovarisch
Steak is a lot like free speech. Say whatever you want, or cook your steak however, but don't expect people to agree or be nice about it.
middlemorph
This is true and the sentiment can be applied to almost every facet of life. You know, minus murders and crimes and stuff.
TanstaaflTovarisch
Technically true, but some things apply to this more than others.
middlemorph
But of course, good sir.
Silverforte
I don't understand why anyone gives a fuck what someone else does with their food. It's their food, they paid for it.
middlemorph
Seriously though, it's that persons taste buds, let them do what they like with them.
Cassiopeia93
I'm not gonna ask them to agree, but if they aren't at least neutral about an opinion of taste then I'm gonna call them assholes.
TanstaaflTovarisch
If you wanna ruin your steak, that's no skin off my nose.
Cassiopeia93
Why would that ruin it?
TanstaaflTovarisch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e5WAJnRGCMc